Pregnant wife
08-10-2005 | 04:13 PM
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Pregnant wife
So, I just found out that My wife is pregnant, 
I don't really know what to expect now, Is living with someone pregnant as bad as they say it is? what should i expect now, besides big hospital bills. 
I don't really know what to expect now, Is living with someone pregnant as bad as they say it is? what should i expect now, besides big hospital bills.
08-10-2005 | 04:41 PM
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i don't have kids but all my siblings do...my sisters were wiped out...REALLY tired all the time....REALLY bothered by certain smells and foods...they were a little moody, but i think more affected by the tiredness..
08-10-2005 | 04:43 PM
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I have to see if I can find POS car 
I got no choice now, I see it in 9 months, honey it's your turn to watch over over, and i will be like you do it let me sleep. but for reals though, this i think will really test each other, cause i can imagine when that kid just wakes up in the middle of the night, neither of us will want to get up.
I got no choice now, I see it in 9 months, honey it's your turn to watch over over, and i will be like you do it let me sleep. but for reals though, this i think will really test each other, cause i can imagine when that kid just wakes up in the middle of the night, neither of us will want to get up.
08-10-2005 | 05:03 PM
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FYI - You can have sex with her up until the 3rd tri-mester (thank you Jay & Silent Bob) 
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Be ready for mood swings and cravings, though the severity will vary depending on the person. I suggest take it for what it is and keep your head on straight and not get mad at her over her requests; and trust me, they will come in numbers. Good luck
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.Be ready for mood swings and cravings, though the severity will vary depending on the person. I suggest take it for what it is and keep your head on straight and not get mad at her over her requests; and trust me, they will come in numbers. Good luck
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08-10-2005 | 05:32 PM
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You can always just punch her in the stomach and throw her down the stairs. But then I again I figure you must actually like her if you're married to her. Be prepared for hormonal changes, as in extra facial hair, pimples and lots of weight gain. Never call her fat to her face or you'll be sorry.
I've been dealing a lot with crazy preggy people, word of advice, don't piss them off, you'll be sorry!
I've been dealing a lot with crazy preggy people, word of advice, don't piss them off, you'll be sorry!
08-10-2005 | 05:53 PM
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One you can have sex with her all the way up to the night before. A lot of doctors if the wife is overdue will tell you to have sex with her to speed up the process.
Bright side is that you have a sober driver for awhile
Bright side is that you have a sober driver for awhile
08-10-2005 | 07:25 PM
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truthfully, my wife was a breeze. She was a little moody for the first trimester, then horny as hell for the next 5 months, moody and in pain for the last month, and then totally disinterested since the birth.
You should not fear the pregnancy, but what follows; crying baby, post partem depression, shitty diapers for 3 years, and your old lady's love muscle stretched to a size that no mortal man will ever be able to do with his cawk, thus making your pee-pee insignificant in her daily life. Might as well just go find another chick to knock up right now 'cause the one you got ain't what it used to be, and never will be.
You should not fear the pregnancy, but what follows; crying baby, post partem depression, shitty diapers for 3 years, and your old lady's love muscle stretched to a size that no mortal man will ever be able to do with his cawk, thus making your pee-pee insignificant in her daily life. Might as well just go find another chick to knock up right now 'cause the one you got ain't what it used to be, and never will be.
08-10-2005 | 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by 95gt
Bright side is that you have a sober driver for awhile
08-10-2005 | 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by gary_william
truthfully, my wife was a breeze. She was a little moody for the first trimester, then horny as hell for the next 5 months, moody and in pain for the last month, and then totally disinterested since the birth.
You should not fear the pregnancy, but what follows; crying baby, post partem depression, shitty diapers for 3 years, and your old lady's love muscle stretched to a size that no mortal man will ever be able to do with his cawk, thus making your pee-pee insignificant in her daily life. Might as well just go find another chick to knock up right now 'cause the one you got ain't what it used to be, and never will be.
You should not fear the pregnancy, but what follows; crying baby, post partem depression, shitty diapers for 3 years, and your old lady's love muscle stretched to a size that no mortal man will ever be able to do with his cawk, thus making your pee-pee insignificant in her daily life. Might as well just go find another chick to knock up right now 'cause the one you got ain't what it used to be, and never will be.
08-10-2005 | 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
doesn't it tighten back up after a while?
Congrats!!!!!!
Bundle of joy!
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08-11-2005 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
So you were having your pregnant wife drop you off at the bars and pick you up? Wow, that's my hero! So was it weird when your wife picks you up with your date for the night?
only rule was "Drink heavy and drink early" if we were looking for a ride after 10 pm at night we were SOL
08-11-2005 | 07:16 AM
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Everyone's different. Some pregnant women are eupohic, some are moody and angry. Most get real horny during the second trimester.
As the pregnancy progresses she may get more and more uncomfortable -- it depends on how she carries and her weight gain.
As for hospital bills, don't you have insurance. My out of pocket costs for my wife's prenatal care, c-section, delivery, hospital room, post partum room, baby care, et cetera was a single $10 co-pay. The entire pregnancy is considred the global period.
As the pregnancy progresses she may get more and more uncomfortable -- it depends on how she carries and her weight gain.
As for hospital bills, don't you have insurance. My out of pocket costs for my wife's prenatal care, c-section, delivery, hospital room, post partum room, baby care, et cetera was a single $10 co-pay. The entire pregnancy is considred the global period.
08-11-2005 | 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by speedytsx
So, I just found out that My wife is pregnant, I don't really know what to expect now, Is living with someone pregnant as bad as they say it is? what should i expect now, besides big hospital bills.
I don't really know what to expect now, Is living with someone pregnant as bad as they say it is? what should i expect now, besides big hospital bills. I'm glad that HER well being is your first concern
08-11-2005 | 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by gary_william
You should not fear the pregnancy, but what follows; crying baby, post partem depression, shitty diapers for 3 years, and your old lady's love muscle stretched to a size that no mortal man will ever be able to do with his cawk, thus making your pee-pee insignificant in her daily life. Might as well just go find another chick to knock up right now 'cause the one you got ain't what it used to be, and never will be.
08-11-2005 | 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Slimey
Everyone's different. Some pregnant women are eupohic, some are moody and angry. Most get real horny during the second trimester.
As the pregnancy progresses she may get more and more uncomfortable -- it depends on how she carries and her weight gain.
As for hospital bills, don't you have insurance. My out of pocket costs for my wife's prenatal care, c-section, delivery, hospital room, post partum room, baby care, et cetera was a single $10 co-pay. The entire pregnancy is considred the global period.
As the pregnancy progresses she may get more and more uncomfortable -- it depends on how she carries and her weight gain.
As for hospital bills, don't you have insurance. My out of pocket costs for my wife's prenatal care, c-section, delivery, hospital room, post partum room, baby care, et cetera was a single $10 co-pay. The entire pregnancy is considred the global period.
08-11-2005 | 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by gary_william
truthfully, my wife was a breeze. She was a little moody for the first trimester, then horny as hell for the next 5 months, moody and in pain for the last month, and then totally disinterested since the birth.
You should not fear the pregnancy, but what follows; crying baby, post partem depression, shitty diapers for 3 years, and your old lady's love muscle stretched to a size that no mortal man will ever be able to do with his cawk, thus making your pee-pee insignificant in her daily life. Might as well just go find another chick to knock up right now 'cause the one you got ain't what it used to be, and never will be.
You should not fear the pregnancy, but what follows; crying baby, post partem depression, shitty diapers for 3 years, and your old lady's love muscle stretched to a size that no mortal man will ever be able to do with his cawk, thus making your pee-pee insignificant in her daily life. Might as well just go find another chick to knock up right now 'cause the one you got ain't what it used to be, and never will be.
I'm never having kids. If I do, I will have a cesarean. That is all.
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