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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:23 AM
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pick your ultimate date.

Okay I was having the discussion. Pretend #1. your famous and have some serious money. #2. all three of these women are single. You can only pick one which you can date. who would you pick.
#1. Britney Spears.
#2. J. Lo
#3. Jessica Simpson.

Here's my choice I'd go with Jessica Simpson. she might not be the sharpest tool in the tool box but she's hot as hell. plus J. Lo is HIGH MATIENCE (why do you think she goes through husbands like water). Britney is just too trashy for my taste. but I had buddies differ with me on Jessica.
Discuss please.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:29 AM
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i can agree with your rational....
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:32 AM
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#3. The other 2 don't intrest me at all.

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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:33 AM
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None. If I were famous and rich, I could do better than those three.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:33 AM
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Jessica Simpson. But honestly, I'm not that picky.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:48 AM
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None. If I were famous and rich, I could do better than those three.
I don't know man Jessica Simpson one of the hottest chicks famous chicks my age I know. I'm like one of the few stright guys who think Halle Berry is "okay." I'd take Jessica Simpson to Halle Berry any day of the week.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:50 AM
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I would choose Option D - Jessica Alba.

Jessica Simpson is the best out of those choices though
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Water-S
I don't know man Jessica Simpson one of the hottest chicks famous chicks my age I know. I'm like one of the few stright guys who think Halle Berry is "okay." I'd take Jessica Simpson to Halle Berry any day of the week.
I could never deal with a chick as vacuous as Jessica Simpson. She's not bad looking, but there are plenty of equally attractive women who actually are intelligent too.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 10:57 AM
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If I had to go on a date with one of those women I'd have to pick J-Lo. At least she's got real talent. She could autograph my butt so I could show all my friends.
Jessica Simpson is too dumb for me and for her own good, and I'd probably slap her within 5 minutes. Ditto for Britney.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 11:06 AM
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If I had to go on a date with one of those women I'd have to pick J-Lo. At least she's got real talent. She could autograph my butt so I could show all my friends.
Jessica Simpson is too dumb for me and for her own good, and I'd probably slap her within 5 minutes. Ditto for Britney.
J. Lo just has a nice rearend.
I'm more of a chest guy. Jessica Simpson has a SWEEEEEEEEET rack.

Britney Spear's body is okay.
Jessica body>Britney's
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Old May 6, 2005 | 11:53 AM
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I choose Option E

Flat head - good to hold your beer
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Old May 6, 2005 | 11:57 AM
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If I had to choose between them....Definitley J.Lo. I mean its all about her ass...and I LIKE million dollar booty. If it were Britney...I dont know what I'd do about her cellulite ass. Jessica Simpson has weird legs, and I would have to gag that bitch to fuck her.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 11:57 AM
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1 & 2 are trash and probably diseased, 3 is incredibly dumb.

3 just because i wouldn't be afraid to put my dick in her.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:00 PM
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None. I'd go find someone else.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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I would choose Option D - Jessica Alba.
Now we're talking.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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I'd pick Britney, because I think she would be the dirtiest in bed.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:08 PM
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1. Halle Berry
2. Eva Longoria
3. Shakira - Anyone who can belly dance like that..
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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:24 PM
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.....end of discussion!
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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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J.Lo

She's not high maintenance... you really think that a high maintenance girl is a problem for the type of people shes been with? enough of a problem to end a relationship over? don't think so. Shes a brooklyn girl and is very strong and independent, and I can handle that.

There are two things that I require of a mate.... don't be stupid and don't piss me off. Britney would piss me off, easily.... and Jessica is Jessica.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:34 PM
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Marisa Tomei

.....end of discussion!

I hear he'd hit it.

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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:35 PM
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Ya but our we talking about a mate or a date. Because I wouldnt be able to stand any of them for more than a few hours.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 12:38 PM
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Of the 3 listed, Jessica, if I was the rich famous guy in your example, Halle !
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Old May 6, 2005 | 01:15 PM
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She seems like she'd the freakiest in bed
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Old May 6, 2005 | 01:20 PM
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Do they have their current personalities and views, because jessica saved herself for marriage... somethin to think about.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by rise
J. Lo
She seems like she'd the freakiest in bed
I think Britney would be the freakiest in the bed because if you watch her videos she's always 3/4 undressed in them. J. Lo she's mostly dancing around with other people. just britney to trashy for me.

I can put up with a stupidity (like Jessica Simpson) but I can't put up with trailer park chick like Britney. J. Lo in my opinion lost a lot when she broke up with Puff Daddy. the dude crazy loaded. yes she's loaded but imagine if they would have got married how much money they'd have. they could have practically bought Manhatten.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Water-S
I think Britney would be the freakiest in the bed because if you watch her videos she's always 3/4 undressed in them. J. Lo she's mostly dancing around with other people. just britney to trashy for me.

I can put up with a stupidity (like Jessica Simpson) but I can't put up with trailer park chick like Britney. J. Lo in my opinion lost a lot when she broke up with Puff Daddy. the dude crazy loaded. yes she's loaded but imagine if they would have got married how much money they'd have. they could have practically bought Manhatten.

well first ask yourself if they would have a problem with your stupidity.

then spell Manhattan correctly

then, realize that puffy and J Lo combined aren't worth Half a billion. They could buy maybe half a building in Manhattan.

Then after all is said and done...take a English 101 class.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 05:01 PM
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Old May 6, 2005 | 05:05 PM
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Come on now guys, Jennifer Aniston is back on the "market" I am not sure I could resist the urge, should I be given the chance, to try and get to know her no matter who I was with. She is like my kryptonite, I'd become helpless and weak!

Of your list, for a long term relationship the Britney thing may get interesting, dirty girls can be fun for the long term. Followed by Jess. and in the rear(pun intendid) J to the L-O
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Old May 6, 2005 | 05:22 PM
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are you guys smoking crack (except for those that suggested jessica alba :naughty)?

hello...kate beckinsale...hello?
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Old May 6, 2005 | 06:18 PM
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are you guys smoking crack (except for those that suggested jessica alba :naughty)?

hello...kate beckinsale...hello?
I am gonna pick Kate
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Old May 6, 2005 | 06:28 PM
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Orlando Bloom

Hahaha... let's mess with this thread...

Pierce Brosnan
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Old May 6, 2005 | 06:32 PM
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Old May 6, 2005 | 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
Hahaha... let's mess with this thread...

Pierce Brosnan
damn, you got an old and wrinkly fetish?
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Old May 6, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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Old May 6, 2005 | 06:40 PM
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Jesal!
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Old May 6, 2005 | 06:44 PM
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damn, you got an old and wrinkly fetish?
Old but still hot!!!

Fine... younger version: Jude Law
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Old May 6, 2005 | 06:46 PM
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Old May 6, 2005 | 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ccannizz11
J.Lo

She's not high maintenance... you really think that a high maintenance girl is a problem for the type of people shes been with? enough of a problem to end a relationship over? don't think so. Shes a brooklyn girl and is very strong and independent, and I can handle that.

There are two things that I require of a mate.... don't be stupid and don't piss me off. Britney would piss me off, easily.... and Jessica is Jessica.
Jennifer Lopez is from the Bronx, not Brooklyn.

As for girls, give me something along the lines of Scarlett Johansson. I think she's beautiful and classy, and that goes a lot further than the trailer park trash listed above.
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Old May 6, 2005 | 08:17 PM
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1) Kate Beckinsale
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4) You get the idea....
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Old May 6, 2005 | 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by MattT516
Jennifer Lopez is from the Bronx, not Brooklyn.

As for girls, give me something along the lines of Scarlett Johansson. I think she's beautiful and classy, and that goes a lot further than the trailer park trash listed above.

yeah Bronx, her family used to get their cars fixed at my dads shop.
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