Discuss...

I have to go walk around the science center and listen to bullshit then give a little speech ...I'll be back by 5pm
When I get back, I want to see some good responses, then i'll chime in.

 

 

just dont take it to far lol

 

well, of course I am talking about having phone sex with a girl you know...and you obviously both are attracted to each other.
The only reason you aren't actually hooking up is because of some factor such as distance.


I think its rather fun, I love knowning a girl is getting off on the other end of the phone.

 

fuggin noobs...

so like 20 years ago.....


welcome to 2005




now with Tiger i can three way

 

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I've done that with one girl before. But she was a girlfriend who went to a different college so it was a little different. I don't think most girls are up for that, especially with the recent Paris Hilton thing.

 

Remotely interesting.

But if I am gonna yank the chain it better be to some hot pornstar and not the girl I am doing half the week.

 

If there is distance involved and thats the only way I see nothing wrong with it. Hes going to get off on his own time and so am I, so why not do it together

 

Always felt weird to me.

 

It always felt too corny for me. I could never get off cause I was laughing too hard.

 

You just have to get into it.

 

Used to do it for me when I was 13. I used to call the prerecorded ones. One day I must have fell asleep without hanging up and my parents got a $300 phone sex bill.

 

if you are doing it b/c of a distance factor, that's great...however there comes a point when you aren't interested b/c you want the real thing!! Lesson: Don't leave your girl alone too long!! LOL

 

Why not, if it works....

 

Sure you weren't 33 and your wife got the $300 bill?

 

Times have changed. My wife now gets the Internet Adult Pass bill

 

I can't do it; I laugh too hard. It's stupid.

Then again, I'm scared to vocalize anything during the actual event, either.

 

BTW, Tony, I had a dream that you got pissed at me for some reason and posted the naked pics you have of me all over AZ. It was really weird. Especially since I haven't actually talked to you in like 3 years, you've never had naked pics of me, no naked pics of me actually exist, in fact, and I can't remember what I did to piss you off but it was something retarded.

However, it was great because in the dream I said to Scott, "See, THAT'S why I won't let you take pics of me, because even though I trust you, you NEVER KNOW who might get ahold of them."

That is all. Carry on.

 

you weren't to bad at it before you moved out here the first time

 

I'll hold out for the real deal, thanks.

 

Never really got into it.

 

can be great as long as you both get into it...used to be a stripper in ks that i loved to do it with.

 

Umm, I do have naked pictures of you. You gave them to me about 3 years ago. How the hell did you forget that. Man, I know you and Scotty boy smoke a lot, but I thought I meant something to you, and you'd at least remember that.

 

SHHHHHH!!!!

You mean a lot to me. A whole lot. It warms the cockles of my heart when I hear you speak of fuckin skinny blondes, especially since I'm a fat brunette, because that means I know the truth about you. I love you.

 

 

Umm Scotty boy, you there?

edit: ha-ha-ha Beavis, Beavis...she said Cock. Sorry I just had to do that.

 

LOL I was wondering who'd make a joke about 'cockles'.

 

don't try to cover the whole pictures thing up.

It happened, and now that you are getting married, I will let it slide.

 

Phone sex is :ghey:

 

i think it's retarded. and pointless. if you record yourself and listen to it later, you'll see how ridiculous you sound. just do the real thing.

 

if you have the option to have real sex and instead you are having phone sex. That's a problem. But sometimes phone sex is a good thing when you are 3,000 miles away.



That said, I just got laid over the phone :gheylaugh:

 

 

looks like she might wear the pants, but those pants came off last night. :phone:

(drum roll snare)

 

Actually that was the best part... I didn't even have to fully remove any articles of clothing at all!

 

quite :bothered: a little

 

I had phone sex with a member of this forum a little while back. (yes it was a female) <--- which I guess narrows it down a bunch, and it was aright, felt kinda weird though.

 

now that is going to bug me... all day today...


anyways... phone sex is like cyber sex... there is nothing like the real thing...

 

I haven't seen her post in like, 3 months, so I'm guessing she's not here anymore.

 

Who? Please spill the beans...

 

hmmmm. Well, lets just say she doesn't post here anymore, last time she posted here was probably in January... lets see if you can figure it out.