Phone Sex
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Phone Sex
Has anyone of you ever done phone sex with your significant other? I'm not talking about calling 1-900 hot lines but rather talking dirty with your wife/gf/date over the phone......
Wife is currently in Japan for a conference, she misses me and wanted to do phone sex for the first time ever. We tried it and halfway through the conversation, I say "baby, this shit is corny, you need to either fly home early or fly home early."
On the other note........ has anyone here been to Japan? She said Chiba and especially Tokyo's beautiful yet a very crazy city. It's very modern much like NYC and extremely expensive. She also feels like she stands out because she's white (no shit) and unlike here in America, she says getting around knowing little Japanese is fairly easy as the Japanese are eager to practice/show off English by trying to talk to her.
Also, she says the customer service is excellent, people are very curteous and value their customers unlike here in the eastcoast. The Japanese are very polite and nice according to her.
Wife is currently in Japan for a conference, she misses me and wanted to do phone sex for the first time ever. We tried it and halfway through the conversation, I say "baby, this shit is corny, you need to either fly home early or fly home early."
On the other note........ has anyone here been to Japan? She said Chiba and especially Tokyo's beautiful yet a very crazy city. It's very modern much like NYC and extremely expensive. She also feels like she stands out because she's white (no shit) and unlike here in America, she says getting around knowing little Japanese is fairly easy as the Japanese are eager to practice/show off English by trying to talk to her.
Also, she says the customer service is excellent, people are very curteous and value their customers unlike here in the eastcoast. The Japanese are very polite and nice according to her.
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From: New Jack City
Originally Posted by Whiskers
Webcam 
4 weeks left to go...........
or 
at some of the responses.
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From: NY
Originally Posted by BoostedJack
She's at a hotel. I believe they don't have webcams but then again it's Japan... they should have everything.
4 weeks left to go........... or
4 weeks left to go...........
or 
That was uncalled for...
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From: Toronto, Ontario
In my opinion it's the lowest form of showing affection for your gf/wife...
Just say I love you and get on with it... No need to moan and groan over the phone...
I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "do it" over text messages
... Doesn't get much worse than that...
Just say I love you and get on with it... No need to moan and groan over the phone...
I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "do it" over text messages
... Doesn't get much worse than that...
how handsome I am
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by S A CHO
In my opinion it's the lowest form of showing affection for your gf/wife...
Just say I love you and get on with it... No need to moan and groan over the phone...
I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "do it" over text messages ... Doesn't get much worse than that...
Just say I love you and get on with it... No need to moan and groan over the phone...
I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "do it" over text messages
... Doesn't get much worse than that...
That has to be the lamest thing ive ever read in my life.. You're ex-gf is retarded.
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came across this while google.........
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Edom619: what ever you say?
D34D Z3R0: do you have aids?
Edom619: no
D34D Z3R0: ok, wanna have sex?
Edom619: asl?
D34D Z3R0: I told you
Edom619: no you didnt
D34D Z3R0: aids? no, sex? yes if you don't have aids, location? anywhere if you don't have aids
Edom619: what does that mean?
D34D Z3R0: you asked a/s/l
D34D Z3R0: aids/sex/location
D34D Z3R0: I answered
Edom619: your funny
Edom619: hahaha
D34D Z3R0: funny, how?
Edom619: what is your age, male or female?
D34D Z3R0: how can my age be a male or female?
Edom619: gtg this is getting real boring
D34D Z3R0: gtg?
D34D Z3R0: good to go?
Edom619: bye
D34D Z3R0: no
D34D Z3R0: I want to have sex with you
D34D Z3R0: don't be scared, it won't hurt too much
D34D Z3R0: you'll feel more pleasure than pain
D34D Z3R0: besides my yao ming is small
Edom619: only after i get your age\
D34D Z3R0: I forgot how old I am
D34D Z3R0: does age matter?
Edom619: if your 10 then yes
Edom619: and age does matter
D34D Z3R0: if i'm 15, would you have sex with me?
Edom619: it depends
D34D Z3R0: how about if i'm 17?
Edom619: i have to go now if you dont tell me your age and if your male of female i would hate if your a guy
D34D Z3R0: does it matter?
Edom619: matter what?
D34D Z3R0: if i'm a male of female?
Edom619: yes definately
D34D Z3R0: why would that matter?
Edom619: im not gay
D34D Z3R0: what if I was a guy and a girl?
D34D Z3R0: a hermaphrodite
D34D Z3R0: you could fuck my pussy
Edom619: thats disgusting
D34D Z3R0: just ignore my cock
D34D Z3R0: I have a penis and a vagina for real
Edom619: nasty
D34D Z3R0: you can fuck my vagina
D34D Z3R0: I was born like this
D34D Z3R0: how is it nasty?>
D34D Z3R0: I can't help it
Edom619: gtg bye
D34D Z3R0: I love you
Edom619: so nice but please tell me if your age and swex
D34D Z3R0: call me sometimes (525)674-9089
Edom619: were do you live?
Edom619: what is your age?
D34D Z3R0: I don't know my age, I think it's between 15 and 19, and i'm a hermaphrodite
D34D Z3R0: arkansas
Edom619: are you seriuos
D34D Z3R0: yes
D34D Z3R0: call me sometimes
Edom619: about the hermaphrodite
D34D Z3R0: yea
Edom619: maybe
Edom619: i cant trust you
Edom619: i need to know your age and sex
D34D Z3R0: I told you
D34D Z3R0: I look like a girl but I have a cock and a pussy
Edom619: ok bye
D34D Z3R0: awwwwww
Edom619: bye
D34D Z3R0: bye
D34D Z3R0: aids? no, sex? yes if you don't have aids, location? anywhere if you don't have aids
Edom619: what ever you say?
D34D Z3R0: do you have aids?
Edom619: no
D34D Z3R0: ok, wanna have sex?
Edom619: asl?
D34D Z3R0: I told you
Edom619: no you didnt
D34D Z3R0: aids? no, sex? yes if you don't have aids, location? anywhere if you don't have aids
Edom619: what does that mean?
D34D Z3R0: you asked a/s/l
D34D Z3R0: aids/sex/location
D34D Z3R0: I answered
Edom619: your funny
Edom619: hahaha
D34D Z3R0: funny, how?
Edom619: what is your age, male or female?
D34D Z3R0: how can my age be a male or female?
Edom619: gtg this is getting real boring
D34D Z3R0: gtg?
D34D Z3R0: good to go?
Edom619: bye
D34D Z3R0: no
D34D Z3R0: I want to have sex with you
D34D Z3R0: don't be scared, it won't hurt too much
D34D Z3R0: you'll feel more pleasure than pain
D34D Z3R0: besides my yao ming is small
Edom619: only after i get your age\
D34D Z3R0: I forgot how old I am
D34D Z3R0: does age matter?
Edom619: if your 10 then yes
Edom619: and age does matter
D34D Z3R0: if i'm 15, would you have sex with me?
Edom619: it depends
D34D Z3R0: how about if i'm 17?
Edom619: i have to go now if you dont tell me your age and if your male of female i would hate if your a guy
D34D Z3R0: does it matter?
Edom619: matter what?
D34D Z3R0: if i'm a male of female?
Edom619: yes definately
D34D Z3R0: why would that matter?
Edom619: im not gay
D34D Z3R0: what if I was a guy and a girl?
D34D Z3R0: a hermaphrodite
D34D Z3R0: you could fuck my pussy
Edom619: thats disgusting
D34D Z3R0: just ignore my cock
D34D Z3R0: I have a penis and a vagina for real
Edom619: nasty
D34D Z3R0: you can fuck my vagina
D34D Z3R0: I was born like this
D34D Z3R0: how is it nasty?>
D34D Z3R0: I can't help it
Edom619: gtg bye
D34D Z3R0: I love you
Edom619: so nice but please tell me if your age and swex
D34D Z3R0: call me sometimes (525)674-9089
Edom619: were do you live?
Edom619: what is your age?
D34D Z3R0: I don't know my age, I think it's between 15 and 19, and i'm a hermaphrodite
D34D Z3R0: arkansas
Edom619: are you seriuos
D34D Z3R0: yes
D34D Z3R0: call me sometimes
Edom619: about the hermaphrodite
D34D Z3R0: yea
Edom619: maybe
Edom619: i cant trust you
Edom619: i need to know your age and sex
D34D Z3R0: I told you
D34D Z3R0: I look like a girl but I have a cock and a pussy
Edom619: ok bye
D34D Z3R0: awwwwww
Edom619: bye
D34D Z3R0: bye
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Originally Posted by UNCTYPE-S
phonesex = gay
She should've made a nice video of herself and left it under your pillow. Now that's hott!!
She should've made a nice video of herself and left it under your pillow. Now that's hott!!
Or you should have made a video before she left.
And shared it with us.
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crazymjb...... there's a pic of my wife in the members picture thread already 
plus haven't you seen enough of her in my avatar before.....
Or you should have made a video before she left.
And shared it with us.
The day she makes a video, I'll make sure to send you a copy...... you and I might be 100 years old and still be waiting...........
plus haven't you seen enough of her in my avatar before.....
Originally Posted by dom
Or you should have made a video before she left.
And shared it with us.
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
crazymjb...... there's a pic of my wife in the members picture thread already plus haven't you seen enough of her in my avatar before.....
The day she makes a video, I'll make sure to send you a copy...... you and I might be 100 years old and still be waiting...........
plus haven't you seen enough of her in my avatar before.....The day she makes a video, I'll make sure to send you a copy...... you and I might be 100 years old and still be waiting...........
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From: New Jack City
Originally Posted by Yumchah
Okay fine. Howabout some videos of the dancers you have employed...?
so........ Yum... want to partner up in opening a joint up in Canada?
Specifically Montreal
