one of my exs called me on my cell. basically in a round about way said she wanted to go out again. there's no way in hell i'm going back with her. we dated like 2.5 years. it was so-so while we dated. i thanked her for calling and asking for how i was doing but i'm dating someone else at this time.(i was nice about it) she said "oh okay." she said i gotta go then hung up. i think she felt stupid.

 

Good for you.

 

the thing is i could have said yeah and "tagged it" and said I don't think we should go out after nailing her. but I love Candice(my new g/f) too much to do that.

 

 

Now that that's settled...

 

Sherry?

 

yep. she's an alcoholic now. the reason i know this. is my best buddy(Brad) married what would be Sherri's best friend so they hang out a lot together. he said she's always drunk. I don't wanna have to bail her out of jail all the time.

 

Good man.

 

i could have pegged her soooooo easy. (she was practically throwing herself at me on the phone). but Candice has her stuff together way more than Sherri does. she has her own house, new car almost paid off(only has like 18 or 20 months left on it) and Candice is 10 times hotter.

 

Ok..we have it in understanding you could have nailed the chick!

 

With Water-S, you never know. It's best that he fully explains it.

 

over and over and over again. Oh did I mention the new John Deere's are out? We love ya Water.

 

Candice, the nurse you just met, is your gf now?!

 

and after what seemed like a week, you love her already?

 

It's been known to happen.

 

buy her a purse. she'll like you for that.

 

From our old poster thread. This thing should be in the AZ Hall of Fame with "The Method" and "turny clicky"

 

Maybe he was seeing Candace on the side before he broke up with his wife. Or maybe that's just a pseudonym. Perhaps her real name is Brandi?

 

yeah plus she likes to ride dirt bikes and go mudding and no she doesn't look like a hillbilly or a inbreed chick.

 

i already knew that i get notice from my dealer by mail. they send me TONS of crap about new stuff either out or coming out.

 

Amy called today. I think she regrets fileing for divorce. cause she's like what are you doing. I said "chores." She said "like what." I said yard gotta get mowed, i gotta replace the radiator on my car and plus i gotta fix a fitting on the hog feeder." she's like you want some help?" i said "no." she said "well if you need help give me a call." i said "thanks but i don't think i will be needing any." i wouldn't call her cause all she does is raise hell.

no way in hell i'm going back with Amy or Sherri.

 

bull-fucking-shit.



Pics can prove otherwise.

 

The other day I saw John Deere hat, I was so close to buying one...

 

that's the old old Deere emblem. I have a hat similar to that but i have like 10 John Deere hats.
I even have a custom Deere hat that has my name on the side and Creeger's Imp. on the back. one of my favorite hats.

 

How many posts does it take before Water becomes derailed? The answer appears to be 20.

 

Um..I think not!
Nice try!

 

Water, are you an Anna Kournikova fan? I actually think Sharpova looks better. Besides, Sharapova is actually good at tennis.

 

10 if we keep bringing up female tennis players.

 

I still say orange tractors rule.

 

I love Anna Kournikova. I have a calendar of her in the barn. Sharpova is okay but Anna is like the ultimate in hotness to me. I didn't care if she couldn't play tennis. I watched Tennis just to watch her.

 

Big

Her camera commecial = Teh Hottness

 

On a good day.

 

On the same topic, my Crazy ass cheating X called me lst night just to say hi. I was like what the hell. I guess the kid she was dating told her he doesnt want a girlfriend and just wants a friend who he can fuck. She didnt like that very much. The X's good friend is my girlfriends sister, so she knows that the girl meg and i are together and that she loves me and i love her. So she calls me caues its killing her, i blocked her from AIM so she cant see my away messages and then someone told me she hs a secret screen name so she can spy on my away messages. I am Furious. FUCK X Girlfiend and calling when u are finally happy and settled

 

God, I've missed a good water-s thread.

 

You haven't missed much. Same random banter.

 

Maria Sharapova has that typical Eastern European/Russian look about her I plan to purchase my wife from there someday.