Get a sex change for your 1 month, that would make both of you happy!

 

Fuck that!

 

lmao what would it matter, you don't use yours. At least then you could get some pussy whenever you want it and she won't get pissed because she won't have to give it to you.

 

Haha...dude, you already knew you were gonna get flamed for this one month thing. But as I said before, it's all good. Just don't go overboard. You are young and she is young, so you are both molding each other for what to expect from each other and others later on in life.

You know your limitations, so act accordingly. If the girl is excited about this, cool. I would rather you be molding her to think guys are ok, rather than putting yet one more "guys aint shit" females out there! Sounds like her expectations are realistic so just have fun. Good luck!

P.S. - Sex is a good thing. A very good thing! WTF do you mean you are fine with that?? Never give up on that "cherry" dude! This will be another chance for you to leave another good impression! You are young, so fuck whenver and however you can! This too is critical in your formative years! I guarantee you the next dude is going to wear her ass out! So you won't get points for this "Sir Walter Raleigh" shit later...you'll just be pissed you didn't have the balls to climb her vagina! (cue "I knew she was a freak!")...

 

+1

 

Thanks Darksom for some real advice, I figured I would get flamed and I was right, not all criticism can be positive. Thanks for all of the input guys, I think I probably stick with my original plan.

 

I like to think my advice was pretty logical as well.

Your plan will work, chicks love that shit... as you will find soon after the date... maybe you'll even get lucky, shit i'm getting slippery just thinking about how sweet that (your plan) is.

 

Oh, Gnaaaaate!

 

It's all good man. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

 

WOW just WOW you are doing a 1 month anniversary and you are NOT getting any pussy?!?!?!?! She has to pay to play.

 

Hey maybe she'll slip up

That is, if he's got enough game.

 

so far doesn't sound like it.. 1 month and no touch the peepee = no game.. to me at least.

 

I agree, but at least try and be optimistic. Go get 'em tiger!

 

More bashing on me ehh, oh well. We will see what happens.

 

On the bright side he got a girl who likes him for him etc etc... I know he's young, but, game or not he got a girl and that's half the battle.

 

I've just got to give it time, it'll all work out. In the end the universe tends to unfold as it should.

 

Touche, but not without effort.

 

Whoever is standing around you spewing that bs...pimp-slap their ass! Nothing is further from the truth...find a path and make a way...pixie dust is higher than gas now so don't wait on it...

You will never get laid with that mentality...you are a foregone conclusion if you learned that from your new girl..

 

ha, that's what i was trying to get at with the whole "effort" spiel, nothing works without hard work and even then nothing's guaranteed, am I right?

When are you gonna be a d&r mod darksom? aha

 

That was a stupid ass quote from Herold and Kumar, nothing I really believe.
I'm trying, some tings take time.

 

Haha i made a thread about him and ami becoming D&R mods and it got wiped with a WOMD (weapons of mass destruction) scrib and astro

 

That sucks, I remember that thread. I happen to think they would be great mods on this section.

 

Gnate, where you get that cat picture. It looks like a skinny version of my friend.

 

Umm, some girl's cartoon site, let me find the link, shit is sometimes funny.

If you could see the whole picture it says "Hope you don't like breathing, motherfucker."

 

Just don't anything huge. This way you wont have to top yourself at your one year.

 

Slick, it is a bit much for a 1 month, but you're young, enjoy it while it lasts. Congrats on still being with the girl

 

haha I guess you're right... a sex change is a little bit more expensive than his cute date idea...

 

 

 

Why is that such a major accomplishment?

 

one month anniversary?

 

lol

 

She is probably just going to watch the football game with my mom saturday, so I guess I won't be doing what I planned. Wasted thread, mods close if you want.

 

What a bitch!
...and fuck that locking shit, I need to vent now, I was excited to see where this was going!

So apparently the whole 1 month anniversary isn't as important to her as it is to you?

What is the deal slick?

 

I don't know, I asked if we were still on for Saturday and she said she doesn't want to miss the game. She knows I couldn't give two shits about the game, so she is going to watch it with my mom. I guess I will clean up the car or something. I'm going to talk to her about it tomorrow, even if we just go out to lunch.

 

WTF? She wants to do something with your mom instead of you? Is your mom a MILF?



What time is the game? Did she mention anything about doing something together at all?

 

for us not being sports fans

Well, she's not a bitch if she didn't know you had anything planned...

But if she was aware of your plans, she can miss a fuckin game for one day...

 

What game is she watching anyway? Why not get tickets to a game?

 

Florida vs. Alabama Game
I told her I had a surprise for her Saturday and she keeps wanting hints, so she knows.

Florida vs. Alabama Tickets are really expensive and must be bought way in advance. I'm going to call her in a bit and see if she wants to do something before the game, if not it's detail time for the CL.

 

okay fuck that then... but you've been dropping hints? and instead of being excited she made plans to watch a shitty sports game? :theghey: That is real lame of her.