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Old 10-18-2003, 02:08 PM
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Once you go black, you never go back. or not....

Holy ball sack. Playboys and hustlers, me being a white boy, always wanted to fuck some reggin booty, see what all this ghetto booty shize is all about. So anyway I’m fucking this shit out of shaniqua's pussy hole, and the girl was crazy, I thought my cock was going to fall off from the squeeze of her vaginal walls, but anyway what I’m here to talk about is... well she tells me to stop. So I’m like oh alright, what’s up? So she goes put it in my ass like a true nigga would. I’m like alright cool. So I’m tapping dat 4 X 4 ass hole. And after about 20 seconds i pull my cock out for a second. And I almost fainted. My penis was black. I was like wtf did you color my cock with a marker or what. I FUCKEN GOT SHIT ON MY COCK!!!. Fuck I’m never doing anal again. At least I fucked rubbed it off on that dumb bitches face. Give her some of her own. Fuck. Fuck. It was so disgusting and nauseating. I sprayed a whole bottle of Lysol on my penal organ to get some of the bacteria off. God I don’t think ill be able to get a blow job from my girl now for about a month. That is how long it’s going to take for my cock to stop smelling like poop. Shitty.

Since, I went black, I will never go back. And no more back door.

Holler, and be safe.

The Punisher.
Old 10-18-2003, 02:14 PM
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Do you really own a CL?

Either way that was pretty funny.
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do you have that tiggly sensation after you spray your cock w/ lysol? if not, it's not working right. spray some more on it.
Old 10-18-2003, 02:32 PM
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this is some funny shit
Old 10-18-2003, 02:58 PM
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every time i read one of his posts, i cant help but laugh
Old 10-18-2003, 03:09 PM
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Originally posted by CL Hype
this is some funny shit
hahaha
Old 10-18-2003, 03:15 PM
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You're NEVER supposed to look at your dick after penetrating the poop-shoot man!

Too bad, I don't think it has to do with her being black so much as it does have to do with what she ate!
Old 10-18-2003, 03:28 PM
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Originally posted by amisconception
You're NEVER supposed to look at your dick after penetrating the poop-shoot man!
Words to live by Punisher...
Old 10-18-2003, 03:29 PM
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Re: Once you go black, you never go back. or not....

Originally posted by 03CLsPunisher
I FUCKEN GOT SHIT ON MY COCK!!!.
I comes w/ the territory.

If you want to make an omlette, you gotta break some eggs
Old 10-18-2003, 03:55 PM
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hilarious writing
Old 10-18-2003, 04:09 PM
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It's called a condom dicklick......
Old 10-18-2003, 04:10 PM
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Its like a phin post...even less funny
Old 10-18-2003, 06:44 PM
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Umm, okay, lysol is NOT GOOD TO SPRAY ON YOUR DICK! Do you WANT to lose sensation in there? OMG.
Old 10-18-2003, 07:25 PM
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Originally posted by sarlacc23
Its like a phin post...even less funny
phin rip off.
Old 10-18-2003, 08:35 PM
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Thats good stuff, that def is better than phin IMO. But I must say, you will wanna go back to black. I dont know what it is, but they have some special ability with their tongue, where they can blow the fuck out of you. Once you go black, you go asian as well. They are usually skinny mother fuckers but are damn good in bed. Dbox being the beast that he is, probably snaps their pelvic bones by accident.
Old 10-18-2003, 09:26 PM
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i think he's a fuckin loser imo

pointless post after pointless post
Old 10-19-2003, 03:19 PM
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Old 10-20-2003, 10:10 AM
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Originally posted by CL Hype
this is some funny shit
literally.
Old 10-20-2003, 11:27 AM
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this post is too funny, at least it gave me something to laugh about today
Old 10-20-2003, 11:49 AM
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Old 10-20-2003, 11:56 AM
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if your post is genuine...which i don't think it is, I'd say you just had a first timer's bad experience. has nothing to do with anal or being black.
I'm sure there are several members on the board that can offer you tips. if not, go to www.literotica.com. I am sure you'll find useful info there.

better luck next time when cruising the chocolate canal.
Old 10-20-2003, 01:24 PM
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There is stupid, there is dumb, and then there is this.
Old 10-20-2003, 01:45 PM
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It's fantasy land......
Old 10-20-2003, 05:38 PM
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Originally posted by mantis23
There is stupid, there is dumb, and then there is this.
yeah funny.
Old 10-20-2003, 05:50 PM
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Re: Re: Once you go black, you never go back. or not....

Originally posted by greenmonster
I comes w/ the territory.

If you want to make an omlette, you gotta break some eggs
Old 10-20-2003, 06:13 PM
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blah blah blah blah

Look at me, i'll make up things for attention


blah blah blah blah blah
Old 10-20-2003, 06:30 PM
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Originally posted by shockboltthrower
www.literotica.com.
dude that site has the fucking craziest pics threads. apparently its where all the lonely housewifes and the show-off couples post their pics or something wtf
Old 10-20-2003, 09:32 PM
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ewww, thats y u dont fuck some one in the asss mang
Old 10-21-2003, 12:25 PM
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Originally posted by JRock
dude that site has the fucking craziest pics threads. apparently its where all the lonely housewifes and the show-off couples post their pics or something wtf
That's right!

do a search for board members Ozraven of OzAkasha. some australian couple. she is fucking hot. ...and she has an ass i would gladly lick.
Old 10-21-2003, 01:14 PM
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I thought the saying was

"Once you go black, you can't get credit"

Old 10-21-2003, 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by Pull_T
I thought the saying was

"Once you go black, you can't get credit"


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Once you go black, you can't get credit
Ouch, black dude with the ex or something?

And numbnuts, your lying ass would have SMELLED the SHIT before you SAW THE SHIT.

Or the black girl told u put in the ass cause your dick wasn't reaching the pussy from behind.


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