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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 06:05 AM
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Originally posted by Katies99CL
arent they a wonderful thing??
most definitely, Y E S !!!
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 06:12 AM
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My boss convinced me to try it...but i'm still doubting it..
So what was your boss doing when he tried to convince you to try this?? Is there a reason why your getting to give us all these cell phone offers??
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 06:13 AM
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 06:25 AM
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Nothing wrong with some prostate action when getting head.

A finger is better than the tounge though.
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 06:33 AM
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Rusty Trombone...eh

1) A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.
example: "got a great rusty trombone yesterday"

2) n. The process by which one person (preferably a chick) is tossing a guy's salad, and then reaches around and gives them a
hand job.

3) To get rimmed while receiving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
example: "Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye"

4) Smellin' the brown, while jerking around.
example: "Lauren accopmlished the rusty trombone with complete success"

5) When a girl jerks off a guy while blowing into his asshole
example: "A rusty trombone feels excellent"

6) When one jackoffs and eats out ones ass at the same time.


haha sickening...
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 06:58 AM
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I'll do it.....and I've had it done.....BUT ONLY AFTER A SHOWER....RIGHT AFTER!!!!
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 07:18 AM
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 09:44 AM
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Originally posted by CLpower
honestly, one of the greatest sexual experiences i've had. To bad my current girl isn't down. I dated this ho that was all crazy and loved to do it. The prostate is where it's at. I'm not joking, the others who have had it done will agree.


Find a bitch have her put her finger in your ass while she blows you, the orgasm will be one to never forget!
I will give it a try and let u know how it is in about 2 hrs.
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 10:37 AM
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been there done that didnt like it

http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/showt...ght=ate+my+ass
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 10:51 AM
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i had an old gf surprise me with her finger and she tried to go there, but it freaked me out
i'd prolly try again
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Old Oct 17, 2003 | 07:38 PM
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Originally posted by CLpower
did you think I was full of shit? (no pun intended )
Some of these cats just don't understand the finer things in life.
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Old Oct 18, 2003 | 03:56 PM
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yo baby ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 06:21 AM
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 10:58 AM
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Originally posted by rise
yo baby ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
I love that movie
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 11:26 AM
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Originally posted by rise
yo baby ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
I LOVE WOMEN!

I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOOOOOVES!

We're gonna go to this party, we're gonna get some pussy....

Sup sluts?

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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 08:55 PM
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Originally posted by Got Rice?
Now lets get to the REAL question...How many girls here PIITB?
i never have
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 04:47 AM
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Originally posted by Katies99CL
i never have
I think the follow up question to that is, would u consider it.
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:20 AM
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Eating a girl out and driving in fog are the same......
you can't see the asshole 6 inches in front of you
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:47 AM
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Originally posted by Nicky Pass
Eating a girl out and driving in fog are the same......
you can't see the asshole 6 inches in front of you

hahahahah
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 11:28 AM
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Originally posted by Nicky Pass
Eating a girl out and driving in fog are the same......
you can't see the asshole 6 inches in front of you
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 11:34 AM
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well one of them feels a hell of a lot better, and driving in the fog isnt it.
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 11:37 AM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
well one of them feels a hell of a lot better, and driving in the fog isnt it.
point taken
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
well one of them feels a hell of a lot better, and driving in the fog isnt it.
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by fusionnv
I think the follow up question to that is, would u consider it.
umm consider it, absoultely. depending on how much i trusted the guy i was with. It wouldnt be just anyone...and i dont think it should be...husband...long term boyfriend sure, but just some guy you've been dating for a couple months..um negative
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:00 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
well one of them feels a hell of a lot better, and driving in the fog isnt it.
As a young man, I focused on the wimmen's...and that is one thing I learned to do well very early in life...

Thinking back on a being 14 yr old kid, I'm now surprised the females even let me do it...guess they didn't know any better either...
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:19 PM
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Originally posted by chris3240929
As a young man, I focused on the wimmen's...and that is one thing I learned to do well very early in life...

Thinking back on a being 14 yr old kid, I'm now surprised the females even let me do it...guess they didn't know any better either...
You man whore! Kidding. Hey, you must be pretty damn good by now then, huh?
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by NetamiAccord
You man whore! Kidding. Hey, you must be pretty damn good by now then, huh?
I've been told I was pretty spiffy at it, yes.

Don't all italians do it well?

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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 04:28 AM
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Yeah, CLPOWER is right all you homophobes can go eat a dick.

I've licked ass before on special 'after shower' occasions and she loves it. Also, the prostate thing is true and if your really hygenic in general your g/f should learn the technique.
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 01:21 PM
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I'm with CLpower and eclipse23,

I would have been very wary about it if I hadn't been properly introduced to it via a very open ex of mine, she even had to show me a book that mentioned the fact to persade me to try it. For men pressure excerted on the prostate can have a "g-spot" effect. In fact, if done correctly, sex or oral will never be better and the orgasm that he will experience will be a long the lines of greatness that only women were able to explore. Do some research about the male g-spot. its there. Problem is, and was the case for me, that because of it's location and social stigma attached to that region, very few men even know about let alone venture to experiment with it. All I can say is that CLpower is right, if you can educate your man and get the oppertunity to please him in this manner once, he'll never turn it down again.

I am not homophobic, but I just don't have any gay friends and haven't met many that I get along with, however, if some of you girls have gay guy friend ask them for verification...then once they are done raving... better ask then for techniques.

Nothing better than learning that you're capable of much more pleasure than you ever thought, and discovering that with the girl in you life.
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