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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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Never thought i would say this

So i never though this phrase would come out of my mouth. I am having to much sex.

So, i statrted dating this girl like 3 and half months ago, at first we didnt have sex all that much, they we started getting serious and she says to me "u are the first to give me an orgasam".

Well the past 2 weeks have been non stop sex, i mean non stop. I mean pulling me in to a closet at her friends house, bathrooms, my car, peoples beds, pools, beach, boat, sea doo, dock, Hot tub, garage, public changing room, i mean anywhere we are semi in private. I never thought this would be a problem but yesterday i was actualy in pain. My back hurts my shuoulders my knees, my arms my pecs, my abs, and most importantly my dick hurts. What the fuck do i do???

She will just walk upto me and tell me hoe much she loves me, and how she wants me in her and she cant stop having sex with me and how i make her cum and how she loves to kiss me and i cant say no, even though i am completly exhausted. This is insane. HELP ME what can i say to her so calm her down for a day or so, so i can gather my self again. I am Hurtin, i feel like i just got out of craziest sporting event in the world and my dick feels like it is going to jump out of my skin. Fucking help
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 08:36 AM
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STFU and enjoy it while it lasts.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 08:56 AM
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I am enjoying it but its like we have sex for a good hours hour and a half if not longer everytime, she cant get enough, Yesterday we stayed in all day and just had sex again and again, the only stoping in between sessions was to go from the shower to the bed. This just kept going and going until we had to go out at 8 last night. we started at about 12 int he afternoon
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
STFU and enjoy it while it lasts.

I can't say I've ever complained about the woman wanting sex constantly. Hell, I commend her for it.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:18 AM
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she's pumping you dry eh
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:18 AM
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I fuly understand your issue and don't feel you should be subjected to torment from your significant other or those here on acurazine.com

With that said, sending her my way would alleviate both issues.



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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:22 AM
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The solution is simple. Tell her you need to take a rest. She'll understand. 3 days should suffice (don't j/o during that time either). After that, the sex will be REALLY good!
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
The solution is simple. Tell her you need to take a rest. She'll understand. 3 days should suffice (don't j/o during that time either). After that, the sex will be REALLY good!
I wish she would let me go 3 days, yesterday when i told her i needed a rest she got all pissed and started saying, "am i not good enough for u to fuck all day" i was like are u serious, i have been fucking you non stop for days.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by ShavedH22CL
I wish she would let me go 3 days, yesterday when i told her i needed a resdt she got all pissed and started saying, "am i not good enouhg for u to fuck all day" i was like are u serious, i have been fucking you non stop for days.


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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:26 AM
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My meter is starting to go off. "am i not good enouhg for u to fuck all day" I mean really.

If that is true, go buy an engagement ring ASAP.

And

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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
If that is true, go buy an engagement ring ASAP.
I don't know about that one just yet. She hasn't let him
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
My meter is starting to go off. "am i not good enouhg for u to fuck all day" I mean really.

If that is true, go buy an engagement ring ASAP.

And


I have posted pic's of her on here before. "so my girl started working at hooters thread" Her myspace link is in there. She quit working at hooters the next week after she started haha (thank god)
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:39 AM
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enjoy it while it lasts. And tell her to shut the fuck up and let you rest. Are you man or are you her bitch? You use women, u dont let them use u.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:45 AM
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See the first 2 months we didnt have much sex caues we were always going out and hittin bars and clubs and partys, but now the past few weeks have been insane ever since i wentdown on her and gave her her first Orgasam. Its been insane. she just called me asking me to come over on my lunch hour. "paid lunch to have sex for an hour. humm sounds good to me " i just hope i am able to........
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
STFU and enjoy it while it lasts.


you could be sore from working out, or getting beat up or any number of other things.... atleast now you're sore from sex... that's not that terrible...
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 09:51 AM
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Nice freudian slip ... "She will just walk upto me and tell me hoe much she loves me, and how she wants me in her ... "

Didn't this scenario play out in "Wedding Crashers" ... so yeah, she's a little nuts. Nuts in the good and dirty way yeah, but nuts nonetheless. Let her know that there's more to love and affection than you piping her Fallopian tubes all hours of the day.

Eventually, she'll wear down tho. If O'ing is a new thing for her, sure, she'll want more. I remember the first time I busted a nut ... my entire junior high school career revolved around bringing about this sensation over and over again. I mean, my balls were like Hoover Dam ... just ready to burst from all the tension. But I digress. Like me, she will gradually become desensitized to the O'ing and will look for other avenues of satisfaction. Like endless cuddling. Like emoting. Like talking about the future. Like getting a little plump from the complacency. Sigh.

Count your blessings that you're still in the animalistic stages.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:06 AM
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before the "oing" there was cuddling, but this is in amazing. Its such a turn on for me when we are at a party (saturday night) she walks by me and whisper in my ear to meet her in the Boat, or somewhere else. Yesterday this is what my day was like, wake up with her, sex, go home shower get out of the shower and get a text message from her saying come over in waiting for you, watch world Cup with one of my friends he says dude u look burnt out, leave his house get a phone call and then non stop sex until 8
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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Keep fucking her, otherwise she'll leave?
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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Stop whining you big pansy.



But, if you really can't take it, just tell her the truth! You're exhausted and you need a break...? Relationships require communication and here's a great chance to start doing it if any...?
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ShavedH22CL

So, i statrted dating this girl like 3 and half months ago, at first we didnt have sex all that much, they we started getting serious and she says to me "u are the first to give me an orgasam".
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:16 AM
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You're dating a nympho. Stop fucking her and she'll find someone else who will
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Amoeba
Keep fucking her, otherwise she'll leave?
I said something along those lines to her yesterday and she said "no silly i fell in love with before we started having sex constantly this is just an added bonus" i was supped after that comment.

I am addictted to sex, so i cant really say no to her, haha and she is fuckin hot so am problay the most tired and happy guy around rigth now.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by ShavedH22CL
I said something along those lines to her yesterday and she said "no silly i fell in love with before we started having sex constantly this is just an added bonus" i was supped after that comment.

I am addictted to sex, so i cant really say no to her, haha and she is fuckin hot so am problay the most tired and happy guy around rigth now.
Good to hear, tell her you need some rest and you'll make it extra special the next time.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:30 AM
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I'll take her off your hands if you cant handle it bish...
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:32 AM
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The only thing left now for this thread is the posting of pics of this said "sex-fiend"...
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by agranado
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I'll take her off your hands if you cant handle it bish...

Its being handled, actually i will be down in orlando next month for 10 days, i am hitting up Citywak to get hammered a few nights, maybe u can let me know of any parties while im down there. PS i will not be sharing my girl haha
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
The only thing left now for this thread is the posting of pics of this said "sex-fiend"...

"myspace.com/girlwithblueyes21"
this one is mine
"myspace.com/shavedh22cl"
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:43 AM
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Use more lube, that way you won't get as sore due to less friction.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ShavedH22CL
"myspace.com/girlwithblueyes21"
this one is mine
"myspace.com/shavedh22cl"
Awesome...!
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:45 AM
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Can someone link the pics for those who can't access my space.

Thanks.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
Use more lube, that way you won't get as sore due to less friction.
Dude my whole body is sore. She is always so fuckin wet there is no need for lube bro. hahahaha
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Awesome...!

Thanks haha
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
Can someone link the pics for those who can't access my space.

Thanks.
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
Use more lube, that way you won't get as sore due to less friction.
It's always hotter to have her lube you up by going down on you for a sec first.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ShavedH22CL
Its being handled, actually i will be down in orlando next month for 10 days, i am hitting up Citywak to get hammered a few nights, maybe u can let me know of any parties while im down there. PS i will not be sharing my girl haha
shit I may be going upto Orlando with a few friends near the end of August before school starts... I'll keep in touch maybe we can all meet up and I can inspect this nympho-vixen of yours
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 11:01 AM
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one solution...get married. then you'll get all the rest you'll need.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 11:22 AM
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and send her my way
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ShavedH22CL
"myspace.com/girlwithblueyes21"
this one is mine
"myspace.com/shavedh22cl"
I remember her!

If your dick is raw from continuous sex, all you can do is explain to her that it still hurts and you guys need to rest for a while.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
I remember her!

If your dick is raw from continuous sex, all you can do is explain to her that it still hurts and you guys need to rest for a while.
I can't say I've ever gone raw from excessive activity, and I've been with some women that kept us very...um...active.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
I remember her!

If your dick is raw from continuous sex, all you can do is explain to her that it still hurts and you guys need to rest for a while.
I just got back from lunch with her, I her what the plan for tonight was and she repilied "no sex im in pain" i said to her "babe i never thought u would say that" then we both laughed and it was all good. A nice night of drinking with the boys i hope. Maybe she will call me later and have changed her mind haha.
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Old Jul 10, 2006 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ShavedH22CL
I just got back from lunch with her, I her what the plan for tonight was and she repilied "no sex im in pain" i said to her "babe i never thought u would say that" then we both laughed and it was all good. A nice night of drinking with the boys i hope. Maybe she will call me later and have changed her mind haha.
Sounds good then! It's really fun when you can't enough of one another. More power to both of you!
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