Need to get this stripper out of my head
06-23-2009, 12:26 PM
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06-23-2009, 12:26 PM
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No, it wasn't a beating because of that.
Apparently that was their idea of entertainment...grab a guy, do a little dance or whatever, then smack 'em on the stomach or whatever with a spatula
My friend (the bachelor) got his bare ass beat with it
06-23-2009, 12:30 PM
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I've always wanted to goto a bachelor party with strippers like the one in how I met your mother 
you have NO IDEA where that mouth has been!
06-23-2009, 04:48 PM
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Strippers are trash. On broadway in SF there are some of the most clever strippers ever. I was at a ATM in the club and a stripper was waiting by it, as soon as I enter my pin, she turns around and pushed the $200 dollar button. Long story short I spent the $200 on the same stripper and got some fun out of it. LOL but I didn't fall in love with her.
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
she would have been mad and felt dumb if it said insufficient funds
06-23-2009, 05:18 PM
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Strippers are trash. On broadway in SF there are some of the most clever strippers ever. I was at a ATM in the club and a stripper was waiting by it, as soon as I enter my pin, she turns around and pushed the $200 dollar button. Long story short I spent the $200 on the same stripper and got some fun out of it. LOL but I didn't fall in love with her.
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
Ohh and I did NOT have fun. :rippedoff
06-23-2009, 05:30 PM
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Strippers are trash. On broadway in SF there are some of the most clever strippers ever. I was at a ATM in the club and a stripper was waiting by it, as soon as I enter my pin, she turns around and pushed the $200 dollar button. Long story short I spent the $200 on the same stripper and got some fun out of it. LOL but I didn't fall in love with her.
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
06-23-2009, 05:53 PM
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Strippers are trash. On broadway in SF there are some of the most clever strippers ever. I was at a ATM in the club and a stripper was waiting by it, as soon as I enter my pin, she turns around and pushed the $200 dollar button. Long story short I spent the $200 on the same stripper and got some fun out of it. LOL but I didn't fall in love with her.
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
06-23-2009, 06:04 PM
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He probably has a good guard now after getting ripped off alot.
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06-23-2009, 07:13 PM
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Strippers are trash. On broadway in SF there are some of the most clever strippers ever. I was at a ATM in the club and a stripper was waiting by it, as soon as I enter my pin, she turns around and pushed the $200 dollar button. Long story short I spent the $200 on the same stripper and got some fun out of it. LOL but I didn't fall in love with her.
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
All you have to do is remember that you are only going to throw some money at some sluts and have good time. They will do what ever it takes to get that money. I have a good guard for BS
06-23-2009, 07:32 PM
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COME AT ME BRO!
06-23-2009, 08:21 PM
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Geez, $200. You could have also gotten laid for that.
06-23-2009, 09:18 PM
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the reason why you can't take strippers seriously... is because the means to the end is irrelevant to them.
we all want money, to do and buy things, but strippers don't have the character to work hard and do something other than sell their bodies and sexuality.
the process is irrelevant. they're practiced and experienced manipulators. the only thing you ca hope and aim for is out-manipulating them.
some strippers are smart, though, and do draw the line at stripping. you just have to figure out which girls don't care about the process by which they make $, manipulate them by creating an illusion that you are capable of providing that (points if you actually can, though), and use that as leverage to get what you want. meanwhile you never spend a dime on her. drinks on yourself? definitely. drinks for her? hell no.
if you're a real pimp, you can actually get a girl to hook you up. there's a misconception that a real pimp, one who actually sells a woman's body to other men in exchange for cold hard currency, has tons and tons of sex with his whores. he doesn't, his fucking is a reward to the girl. that's the essence of pimping, turning the tables around, and mentally fucking the girl into having her give you what you want, meanwhile thanking you for it.
we all want money, to do and buy things, but strippers don't have the character to work hard and do something other than sell their bodies and sexuality.
the process is irrelevant. they're practiced and experienced manipulators. the only thing you ca hope and aim for is out-manipulating them.
some strippers are smart, though, and do draw the line at stripping. you just have to figure out which girls don't care about the process by which they make $, manipulate them by creating an illusion that you are capable of providing that (points if you actually can, though), and use that as leverage to get what you want. meanwhile you never spend a dime on her. drinks on yourself? definitely. drinks for her? hell no.
if you're a real pimp, you can actually get a girl to hook you up. there's a misconception that a real pimp, one who actually sells a woman's body to other men in exchange for cold hard currency, has tons and tons of sex with his whores. he doesn't, his fucking is a reward to the girl. that's the essence of pimping, turning the tables around, and mentally fucking the girl into having her give you what you want, meanwhile thanking you for it.
06-23-2009, 10:33 PM
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Oh Hullow
ive actually never been to a strip club bc i would never give one of those life support systems for a vagina a dime of my hard earned money... i have 0 respect for them and thus would never waste money on them. besides who wants to spend money to get blue balled, or worse given some sort of disease these living petri dishes carry
date/bang real women (sometimes that involves spending more money than you would on a stripper though haha)
but save the fantasies for free internet porn
date/bang real women (sometimes that involves spending more money than you would on a stripper though haha)
but save the fantasies for free internet porn
06-23-2009, 10:49 PM
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ive actually never been to a strip club bc i would never give one of those life support systems for a vagina a dime of my hard earned money... I have 0 respect for them and thus would never waste money on them. besides who wants to spend money to get blue balled, or worse given some sort of disease these living petri dishes carry
date/bang real women (sometimes that involves spending more money than you would on a stripper though haha)
but save the fantasies for free internet porn
date/bang real women (sometimes that involves spending more money than you would on a stripper though haha)
but save the fantasies for free internet porn
06-24-2009, 09:45 AM
#102
ive actually never been to a strip club bc i would never give one of those life support systems for a vagina a dime of my hard earned money... i have 0 respect for them and thus would never waste money on them. besides who wants to spend money to get blue balled, or worse given some sort of disease these living petri dishes carry
date/bang real women (sometimes that involves spending more money than you would on a stripper though haha)
but save the fantasies for free internet porn
date/bang real women (sometimes that involves spending more money than you would on a stripper though haha)
but save the fantasies for free internet porn
06-24-2009, 09:58 AM
#103
Oh Hullow
im a sucker for girls who make me pay them for nudity
06-24-2009, 12:13 PM
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Nom Nom Nom Nom
360 bucks and you didn't get anything but a hard on.. LMAO.. You could have at least went to the bar and picked up the drunk chick for farrrrr less than that.
You want to get her out of your head. Just picture her dancing on other guys, because that is what she has been and will be doing.. No matter what they say, you are not special to them, your money is, you however are not. They are salesmen..........
06-24-2009, 12:20 PM
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This is true though. Just think about it this way you have $360 to get some girl drunk. If the first $50 doesnt succeed on one girl drop $50 on a different girl at the bar eventually you will get one drunk girl to go home with you. Then you can use the rest of the money to get a hotel room so your GF doesn't know 
I would just stay with my GF and save myself the trouble though.
06-24-2009, 02:15 PM
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ive actually never been to a strip club bc i would never give one of those life support systems for a vagina a dime of my hard earned money... i have 0 respect for them and thus would never waste money on them. besides who wants to spend money to get blue balled, or worse given some sort of disease these living petri dishes carry
date/bang real women (sometimes that involves spending more money than you would on a stripper though haha)
but save the fantasies for free internet porn
date/bang real women (sometimes that involves spending more money than you would on a stripper though haha)
but save the fantasies for free internet porn
06-24-2009, 02:19 PM
#108
Go Giants
06-24-2009, 02:27 PM
#110
Go Giants
. All you are to her is a cash register. They prey on weak ass shit like what you just said
06-25-2009, 01:50 AM
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Three pages of this crap and still no PICTURE OF THE STRIPPER?
What's wrong with you people?
I am dissapoint.
What's wrong with you people?
I am dissapoint.
06-25-2009, 11:02 AM
#116
Ok my friend brought me to a strip club last 2 weeks ago and at first it sucked because there wasn't that much gorgeous looking girls. Then it got all better when some stripper sat next to me and had a mini conversation with her. (I already know she is trying to make money off of me). She's Italian/Japanese and was a MASTERPIECE. I have never ever gotten close to a girl as GOOD LOOKING AS HER and right now I'm also dating someone.
To make it short I told her I'll go to the V I P room with her and she gave me the best dance ever. After that they called all the strippers to the dance floor and she walked straight to me and sat on my lap the whole night and she wanted to smoke outside with me so I did and it was time for me to call it a night with her since my friend had to go. She told me to visit her soon and i told her I would.
Spare me.
Then my friends and I ended up going there again 2 days ago. Once I sat down I was shocked that she was there and came straight to me once she saw me. She sat on my lap again and gave me like a mini 5 minute lap dance for free and I just bought her a drink afterwards and headed to the V I P room again. This time I did way more than im supposed to be doing with her but we definately didn't have S*x and I wasn't really looking forward to doing her. At the end of the dance we cuddled in the room for like 3 minutes and she wanted me to help her put her clothes on and asked for a kiss in the lips after.
Secondly, who the fuck cuddles with a stripper in the VIP lounge? Did I really just read that?
After that, she said she would freshen up and would chill with me the whole night. I seriously thought she was and i was just there waiting for her the whole time while rejecting the other strippers as I only wanted her. I saw her again when she passed me but this time she passed me like i was invisible and kind of got butthurt. I knew she was trying to make money but damn I have lost interest in the girl im dating because of her. NEED SOME INPUT guys. sorry for this long thread I just wanted to vent and was wondering if any of you guys were ever in a situation like this?
