Need to get this stripper out of my head
06-21-2009, 09:42 AM
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You realize that for $360 you could have fucked a call girl, right?
06-21-2009, 01:05 PM
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06-21-2009, 08:40 PM
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i met a stripper once at a party, she was actually pretty chill and down to earth, and i could easily carry a conversation with her.
i didnt even know she was one until she mentioned some creepy old dude offered her 300 bux to blow him at the club she worked at
i didnt even know she was one until she mentioned some creepy old dude offered her 300 bux to blow him at the club she worked at
06-21-2009, 09:28 PM
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06-21-2009, 09:40 PM
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So yeah my friend told me he went to that same club again yesterday but I was with the girl im currently dating. This time my friend ended up getting to know when he got a vip dance with her and they exchanged numbers and she called him right away after her shift. He told me they ended up meeting up and ate somewhere. My "stripper" lady was off though he said. Haha
06-21-2009, 11:42 PM
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So yeah my friend told me he went to that same club again yesterday but I was with the girl im currently dating. This time my friend ended up getting to know when he got a vip dance with her and they exchanged numbers and she called him right away after her shift. He told me they ended up meeting up and ate somewhere. My "stripper" lady was off though he said. Haha
06-22-2009, 11:23 AM
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Wow...that would actually hurt my feelings...she called him after work and met up with him to eat. As long as he isn't spending money on her profession and she still is interested, then maybe she's actually interested. I don't think it's fair to treat ALL strippers as people that don't have personal relationships and just want money from EVERY guy. There have to be exceptions.
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06-22-2009, 12:45 PM
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First off,
Second, Kamikaze how old are you? And like everyone else has said, this is the oldest trick in the book. Live and learn and don't blow your money (at least that much) at strip clubs.
I was at a big bachelor party once when I was about 19. The party was at the guys house, so they ordered two strippers to come out to the house. A guy (the "bodyguard") and another girl showed up, but she was one of their sisters just tagging along and wasn't a stripper. Surprisingly all three were hot, all things considered.
Being hungover as hell from the night before I was barely drinking and watching the show from the back. The stripper's sister comes over and starts talking to me, and we talk for like 20 minutes, and she came off as a really cool and normal, which was shocking to me.
We eventually part ways, and about 15 minutes later the strippers are finishing up and preparing to leave. The same girl and her stripper "sister" walk up to me and offer 30 minutes of "whatever you want to do" for $50
I kind of laughed and politely declined but pointed to some blob guy I know and said he might be up for the offer, but they just left.
Moral of the story: Strippers will do anything for money
Second, Kamikaze how old are you? And like everyone else has said, this is the oldest trick in the book. Live and learn and don't blow your money (at least that much) at strip clubs.
I was at a big bachelor party once when I was about 19. The party was at the guys house, so they ordered two strippers to come out to the house. A guy (the "bodyguard") and another girl showed up, but she was one of their sisters just tagging along and wasn't a stripper. Surprisingly all three were hot, all things considered.
Being hungover as hell from the night before I was barely drinking and watching the show from the back. The stripper's sister comes over and starts talking to me, and we talk for like 20 minutes, and she came off as a really cool and normal, which was shocking to me.
We eventually part ways, and about 15 minutes later the strippers are finishing up and preparing to leave. The same girl and her stripper "sister" walk up to me and offer 30 minutes of "whatever you want to do" for $50
I kind of laughed and politely declined but pointed to some blob guy I know and said he might be up for the offer, but they just left.
Moral of the story: Strippers will do anything for money
06-22-2009, 12:57 PM
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Yeah...I don't like the idea of having to pay at all...you should have told her you could only stomach that sort of transaction if you could take them out to dinner.
And that couldn't count as part of the half hour either.
Lol
And that couldn't count as part of the half hour either.
Lol
06-22-2009, 01:04 PM
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First off,
Second, Kamikaze how old are you? And like everyone else has said, this is the oldest trick in the book. Live and learn and don't blow your money (at least that much) at strip clubs.
I was at a big bachelor party once when I was about 19. The party was at the guys house, so they ordered two strippers to come out to the house. A guy (the "bodyguard") and another girl showed up, but she was one of their sisters just tagging along and wasn't a stripper. Surprisingly all three were hot, all things considered.
Being hungover as hell from the night before I was barely drinking and watching the show from the back. The stripper's sister comes over and starts talking to me, and we talk for like 20 minutes, and she came off as a really cool and normal, which was shocking to me.
We eventually part ways, and about 15 minutes later the strippers are finishing up and preparing to leave. The same girl and her stripper "sister" walk up to me and offer 30 minutes of "whatever you want to do" for $50
I kind of laughed and politely declined but pointed to some blob guy I know and said he might be up for the offer, but they just left.
Moral of the story: Chicks will do anything for money
Second, Kamikaze how old are you? And like everyone else has said, this is the oldest trick in the book. Live and learn and don't blow your money (at least that much) at strip clubs.
I was at a big bachelor party once when I was about 19. The party was at the guys house, so they ordered two strippers to come out to the house. A guy (the "bodyguard") and another girl showed up, but she was one of their sisters just tagging along and wasn't a stripper. Surprisingly all three were hot, all things considered.
Being hungover as hell from the night before I was barely drinking and watching the show from the back. The stripper's sister comes over and starts talking to me, and we talk for like 20 minutes, and she came off as a really cool and normal, which was shocking to me.
We eventually part ways, and about 15 minutes later the strippers are finishing up and preparing to leave. The same girl and her stripper "sister" walk up to me and offer 30 minutes of "whatever you want to do" for $50
I kind of laughed and politely declined but pointed to some blob guy I know and said he might be up for the offer, but they just left.
Moral of the story: Chicks will do anything for money
06-22-2009, 05:10 PM
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Funny that you're trying to get a stripper out of your head when I'm trying to get her on my head 
06-22-2009, 05:23 PM
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Don't judge me 
06-22-2009, 08:03 PM
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Clearly she is deeply in love with you but just doesn't know how to deal with it yet. It can be a struggle to really understand what's going on in your heart when you find yourself cast into the ocean of anonymous, paid love. Give her time bro.
06-23-2009, 12:00 AM
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i remember my friend got a number to a stripper once, he was all walking out of the lapdance room all proud with his phone out.
i was just
he never did call he because he said "what am i going to do, shes a stripper!"
i was just
he never did call he because he said "what am i going to do, shes a stripper!"
06-23-2009, 12:01 AM
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great.. now i want to go hit up a club, too bad i dont have anyone to go with and im too full of myself to go by myself.
06-23-2009, 12:29 AM
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So I'll share this with you guys, my friend and the stripper went out and the stripper kept sweet talking him to go back to the club to visit her. My friend offered her to go to a hotel and she rejected it and doesn't do anything outside of the club.
06-23-2009, 12:48 AM
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Don't waste your time.
A buddy of mine used to fuck strippers in college. The vast majority of them are crazy. And damn good at getting money.
A buddy of mine used to fuck strippers in college. The vast majority of them are crazy. And damn good at getting money.
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06-23-2009, 11:03 AM
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Stripper 360, KamikazeTL 0...
Sadly, that's the score...but, live and learn, dude!
Sadly, that's the score...but, live and learn, dude!
06-23-2009, 11:20 AM
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06-23-2009, 11:21 AM
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06-23-2009, 11:34 AM
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@ $360
06-23-2009, 11:40 AM
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Anyways, back on topic...a stripper at another bachelor party beat me with a spatula one time. That was fun, as you can imagine.
She didn't get any of my money though
06-23-2009, 12:01 PM
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She beat you with a spatula...?!?
Did the meaning of "no touching" not mean anything to you, Biscotti...?
Did the meaning of "no touching" not mean anything to you, Biscotti...?