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Old 04-27-2010, 12:01 AM
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The last words I shall type this evening:

Billy sucks. That is all.
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Old 04-27-2010, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
Is it actually possible to use that smiley respectfully?



<-----still waiting for the beating-a-dead-horse smiley to be added and named "wndrlst"
Here's one I "modded"

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Old 04-27-2010, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by MR209Turbo
GAY..

go to google
search joe dono
click first link ( dot com)
Holy shit I am 6 pages in and this is ten times better than this thread (no offense)

Better go get some coffee, its going to be a long night.

http://www..com/forums/general-car-c...scammer-1.html
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Old 04-27-2010, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
Holy shit I am 6 pages in and this is ten times better than this thread (no offense)

Better go get some coffee, its going to be a long night.

http://www..com/forums/general-car-c...scammer-1.html
You'll need more than coffee to finish it tonight. Took me All weekend (from Friday evening till this morning) It's great stuff though, enjoy.
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Old 04-27-2010, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by NoSkillzToPayTheBillz
Here's one I "modded"

I like this one.. I'm sure wndrlst would like it as well
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Old 04-27-2010, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by NoSkillzToPayTheBillz
Here's one I "modded"

here's one we've got on my other board
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Old 04-27-2010, 12:17 AM
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on page 45....goin to bed too tired to comment...all i can say is wow..
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Saying hi from OzMazdaClub.com. Yups the aussies got wind of this too. and billy, if you're still reading this shit, we are laughing at you from here too.
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Old 04-27-2010, 12:37 AM
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sooooo tired of reading, made it to page 20..............and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz! read more tomorrow. No comment to the OP!
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Old 04-27-2010, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by getagrip1027
Well Rachel if you are working 50 hours a week and are taking 18 credits what actual time do you have for you daughter? hmmm. And if Billy only works three days that means that he is probably with her most of the time. You fail to state the fact that you love to shop and spend money as well, but it is okay for you to do it and not Billy! Well if you want your man to spend more time with you then you need to help yourself and look a little better. Just because you work, go to school and take care of your child that does not excuse you to look like a hot mess. If you want your man to pay you attention you need to give him something to look at. If you were smart you would know that the men to women ratio is 1:10 women. He can find another woman out there that does all the things you do and still take care of her kids and man. All he does is work and care for his family and you have all these people thinking he is a dead beat dad. Knowing damn well that his life is about his daughter. Now because he chooses to use his leisure money on the car, and not you that is because you need to step it up. I have seen pictures of you and wearing his clothing is not cute. Buy your own clothes and make yourself look like something. Ever since you have given birth you have managed to look like you just rolled out of bed. As a big woman you can go to walmart and get nice clothing and not wear his. If the car is a problem then turn the car in and get something appropriate for you and the baby. You have the nerve to say that he should not put your business out there but you are the worse because you helped it to continue. You need to grow up and learn how to discuss issues instead of fighting all the time. Billy has shown he has a great heart and all you do i take his kindness as his weakness. Also, Billy did not get into details about his issues with you he spoke in general and now you decide you want to get into every nick and cranny. Did you speak on how you keep your home and how he has to keeps it up if not the place would look like a tornado hit it. You need to take responsibility for your own actions and stop putting blamen him. If I were him I would leave you in a heart beat and just love my daughter. Keep laughing on this thread because he will get the last laugh and rub it in your face. You talk about you want a MDX can you afford and MDX without Billy's three days? Try managing your life with out him and you will be begging for him to come back to you! Get a grip sweetie and learn to love and appreciate your man. You want to talk about he is an illegal citizen guess what it doesnt take much for a citizen to marry him and help him get is legal issues together. You are very spiteful, bitter, and scorned and it is obvious from your message that this is not the first time. I dont have to wonder why? You are unhappy and have self-esteem issues and you want Billy to fix them, he can't you have to fix them yourself. That is why you blame everything on Billy. Billy I got your back! Enjoy your weekend Sweetie! Go get your hair done!

Hey, Billy has an alias.
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Old 04-27-2010, 01:02 AM
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holy sh*t bat man, 96 pages....... i got word about this from the subi forums. this sh*t is spreading faster than the swine flue!
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Old 04-27-2010, 01:50 AM
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we are all laughing at you and your stupid beard
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=263780

thanks for the lulz though
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:00 AM
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I remember the Joe Dono thread.... funny as fuck. Epic, but this is an another level of ownage
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:00 AM
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wow saw this posted on one of my local car forums lol
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:23 AM
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Hay Gyz! I'maFindMe a New grl! One whoze Nawt So FAT
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:24 AM
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I luv my TL more than my kid. At least I don't ahve to buy my TL diapers!!
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:25 AM
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Why isnnt bein a bounser a reel job? I meen tehy pay me n shit rite? I can get a job at a strip joynt and lyke werk there n shit eh? Wassup ESE!
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:28 AM
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Aww shit! Mah grl took teh keyz to my TL, damn! now i got's to gets a ride in my Shoebaru
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted by gixxer.com
we are all laughing at you and your stupid beard
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=263780

thanks for the lulz though
I just read a few pages of the "NOS" thread, that shit is hilarious!

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:33 AM
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Maybe ill take my Chevrolegs insted.
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by billz11O9
I luv my TL more than my kid. At least I don't ahve to buy my TL diapers!!
*shakes furry head at billz*
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by billz11O9
Hay Gyz! I'maFindMe a New grl! One whoze Nawt So FAT
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I luv my TL more than my kid. At least I don't ahve to buy my TL diapers!!
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Why isnnt bein a bounser a reel job? I meen tehy pay me n shit rite? I can get a job at a strip joynt and lyke werk there n shit eh? Wassup ESE!
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Aww shit! Mah grl took teh keyz to my TL, damn! now i got's to gets a ride in my Shoebaru
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Maybe ill take my Chevrolegs insted.
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:40 AM
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:hang

I leen lyke a cholo!!!

4 LYFE!!
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Originally Posted by Blauwefox
*shakes furry head at billz*
:theghey:
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Originally Posted by billz11O9


I leen lyke a cholo!!!

4 LYFE!!
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:41 AM
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Ne1 seen my lamborfeeti?
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:45 AM
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I shold tri my hand at bein gay. It looks hard-n-shit

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Old 04-27-2010, 02:46 AM
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I think this "billz1109" is a doppelganger.
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:48 AM
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dubble gang bang wha?
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Blauwefox
I think this "billz1109" is a doppelganger.


O =/= 0
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Old 04-27-2010, 02:59 AM
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Hahaha wow it was worth it to come back and check on the progress of this thread.
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Originally Posted by Mourning Would
I remember the Joe Dono thread.... funny as fuck. Epic, but this is an another level of ownage
Damn 210 pages with only about 5 pages of substance. We never got a conclusion and the mods there are fucking Nazis!

I'm going to bed.
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Old 04-27-2010, 05:27 AM
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well today for me its offical lol. On my way to work on Wash. DC radio station Hot 99.5 on the Kane show, one of the news storys about 6:08am was Billy. I could'nt believe what i was hearing, they read his OP and then her post. I just said wow.
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Old 04-27-2010, 05:34 AM
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well today for me its offical lol. On my way to work on Wash. DC radio station Hot 99.5 on the Kane show, one of the news storys about 6:08am was Billy. I could'nt believe what i was hearing, they read his OP and then her post. I just said wow.
Hahahahahahahahaha

Now THAT is hilarious
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Originally Posted by Fireguy0826
well today for me its offical lol. On my way to work on Wash. DC radio station Hot 99.5 on the Kane show, one of the news storys about 6:08am was Billy. I could'nt believe what i was hearing, they read his OP and then her post. I just said wow.
I'm waiting for it to hit the front page of Digg, only time will tell.
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I was shown this thread and joined just to say to Rachel

C L A S S I C !!!!!!!!!!

You go gurllllllll

Now, what are these cars like to drive then
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Originally Posted by Fireguy0826
well today for me its offical lol. On my way to work on Wash. DC radio station Hot 99.5 on the Kane show, one of the news storys about 6:08am was Billy. I could'nt believe what i was hearing, they read his OP and then her post. I just said wow.
Did they mention me?
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Has soopa seen this yet?
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Mr. Astro, any chance I can get the ability to add my avatar. I feel naked without it.

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