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Old 04-22-2010, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Too Bad Billy
With a little perseverance, you may very well become King Douche of the Interwebz.

Coming from Porsche owners, these words should alarm you.


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Old 04-22-2010, 03:42 PM
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I believe soon enough Bill's daughter will join this group:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate...?v=wall&ref=nf

P.S. LOL @ the retard who called Bill a moron (which he is) by spelling it "moran".
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:43 PM
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We've hurled every insult, but words and pictures don't do Billy justice. His GF's car is a white TL with TLS wheels, apparently located in Yonkers NY. Will someone please find him and report his address to INS, so that he can be appropriately deported to Gitmo which is the only appropriate path for Rachel and baby?
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Originally Posted by 5o9
We've hurled every insult, but words and pictures don't do Billy justice. His GF's car is a white TL with TLS wheels, apparently located in Yonkers NY. Will someone please find him and report his address to INS, so that he can be appropriately deported to Gitmo which is the only appropriate path for Rachel and baby?
guess where I live
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Originally Posted by Grand Moff Joseph
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and that pic will never get old...lol.
I like this one too:

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Old 04-22-2010, 03:48 PM
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Billz:

I can't wait until your daughter is 18 with daddy issues. She's going to call me daddy.
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lol i checked the p- car forums and didn't see it, prob didn't look in the right spot

Originally Posted by Too Bad Billy
Sorry we're late -- checking in from Rennlist.com, Porsche enthusiast community on the web.

Billy, your words have forever immortalized you as one of the greatest (you might confuse that word and take this sentence as a compliment, so I'll ask that you use "biggest" instead) douchebags on the Internet. Unfazed by the masses, every flap of your jaw and every stroke of the keyboard further solidifies your position. With a little perseverance, you may very well become King Douche of the Interwebz.

Coming from Porsche owners, these words should alarm you. Thanks to AZ mods and members for the laughs! Keep em coming, we'll be



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Old 04-22-2010, 03:48 PM
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I got connected to this thread by a gaming forum. Dude Billy you got not only thread of the year but this qualifies for the decade. I am married you need to get your shite together. In the mean time here is a gift

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Old 04-22-2010, 03:49 PM
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Here from ls1.com, ls1tech, importsnc and wolfpackscc all i have to say is

This thread delivers the lulz
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Is there a facebook page that people can join that pwned billy?
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Originally Posted by Zahnfee
You spelled moron wrong...

Just stopping by to say high from Marijuana.com!

Also...FAIL!
Nah...he spelled it right. It's a fark meme:

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checking in from e90post.com. OP got owned!
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by billypwned
Is there a facebook page that people can join that pwned billy?
X99999999999

This thread is absolutely awesome! I am truly jealous of this forum guys, you have the best thread known to man!
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:51 PM
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google results are hilarious!
Better get another 8gigs on order for the next wave.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:53 PM
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Dear Acura Owners,
I am sorry to see that his douche bag has ruined the value of your cars. I used to like Acuras until I started reading this thread. I will never again be able to look at another Acura without thinking of this douche bag owning one. I do believe that you should file a class action lawsuit against this idiot for ruining everything that you loved about your cars. Unfortunately, any jury award will have to be converted to pesos since he will not longer be allowed in this fine country of ours. And Rachael, I am sorry to see that you will be connected with this guy until your daughter turns 18. I would get a child support order on immediately in case he does come into any cash.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Zahnfee
You spelled moron wrong...

Just stopping by to say high from Marijuana.com!

Also...FAIL!
Actually, "moran" has been a commonly accepted way to spell that since this guy:

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Old 04-22-2010, 03:53 PM
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Rachel, you CHOSE an irresponsible guy to father your child. The only person you are a victim of is yourself. You are not better than he is.

Now you are going to be another loser single mother. Try not to chose another guy who is irresponsible, and take responsibility for your bad choices.

To the father, you have no business being a father.

Conclusion: You are both as bad as each other, and that's why you are/were together. Your child has 2 shitty parents, BOTH willing to air their personal problems on a public forum.

Please consider putting your child up for adoption.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:55 PM
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BTW, to the father. Get a DNA test for the kid. You may not even be the father, you may still have an out.
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Originally Posted by BillyFailsBigTime
X99999999999

This thread is absolutely awesome! I am truly jealous of this forum guys, you have the best thread known to man!
could have billy's fat face with bruises and cuts all over it as the profile pic...that would be funny.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Bear and Lily
BTW, to the father. Get a DNA test for the kid. You may not even be the father, you may still have an out.
Thats not a bad idea. You could go on Maury to get it for free too.
Just a suggestion...
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:58 PM
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dear acura owners,
i am sorry to see that his douche bag has ruined the value of your cars. I used to like acuras until i started reading this thread. I will never again be able to look at another acura without thinking of this douche bag owning one. I do believe that you should file a class action lawsuit against this idiot for ruining everything that you loved about your cars. Unfortunately, any jury award will have to be converted to pesos since he will not longer be allowed in this fine country of ours. And rachael, i am sorry to see that you will be connected with this guy until your daughter turns 18. I would get a child support order on immediately in case he does come into any cash.


fffffffuuuuuuuu!!!!!
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:59 PM
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LOL this thread has blown up, I love on the user names !
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sincere apologies that our servers aren't able to keep up. we are doing everything we can do increase capacity.
Just getting back in. You did a GREAT job. CNN goes down with the power of fark and you held it together.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
fffffffuuuuuuuu!!!!!
^^6000th post!

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Old 04-22-2010, 04:01 PM
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Holy shit! No wonder I kept having problems accessing the forums earlier today.
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What a loser.
hilarious how right now.. there's 97 members and 4359 guests viewing this thread! hahaha Good job billy. you gave AZ some mad sponsorship/ad monies!!!
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We haz full server juice now.

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Old 04-22-2010, 04:02 PM
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Has 4chan posted his address and called INS yet?
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all you have to google is "My wife and my side chick" and there are like 4 pages for this LOL
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Checking in from MNsportcompacts.net ! OP you are a retard and deserve everything you get, learn to type, learn to spell, and probably learn to speak english if you are living in america.


This thread is almost as good as the direct exhaust injection thread from years back.
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wow damn you are dumb
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Has 4chan posted his address and called INS yet?

*nods*
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We haz full server juice now.


and there was much rejoicing!
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Hey im over from the legend forums.

Hilarious stuff. Cant believe some people....

Go rachel!!!
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Dang this thread is approaching the PG thread in views.
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