My 1st clinger...
#41
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
..just don't trust a rubber from her.. she'll probably pin prick the condom.. but then again..
Kim Chi Temper is an understatement.
Kim Chi Temper is an understatement.
#48
The sizzle in the Steak
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#56
Got your mom in
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#59
I got the Shifts
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I still gotta girl like that. I met this girl in high school and my friend was trying to talk to her and when he moved on she tried to put the moves on me. I had to play her to the side though cuz she looked like a big ass oopaloompa, had arms like a t-Rex and her head looked like a cantaloupe. Even til this day she tries to contact me. I've tried to change my number and somehow she found it. Oh yeah not to mention a couple casual emails asking a how I was doing and including her address.
#60
Great. Now he's loose.
Whiskey.... was that Stogie's number??? I've been tryin to call you a hundred times and nobody answers...... Hmph. I'm not giving up though. Just for that, I'm callin a hundred more.....
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Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#74
yeah she sounds absolutely crazy, so I'm guessing she's fairly hot and you're just having a big fight with teh wang about what to do about it now. I mean hell, if she wasn't at least sort of hot you'd have zero tolerance for this bullshit right?
#76
I find this thing happens to me sort of regularly. A girl likes me, we go out, but then she sinks her teeth in and attaches herself like a leech. I hate "soppy" stuff. Love, bleurgh. I actually had two on the go at once, one time... That was regrettable.
#77
COME AT ME BRO!
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