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Old 06-20-2005 | 08:37 AM
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List your losses:

Tally up your list of shit that psycho ex-girlfriends or boyfriends have cost you over the years. I think mine is fairly average.

1. About 20 or so CD's
2. 10 T-shirts / sweatshirts / jeans
3. 5-6 unused condoms
4. 3 car windows (from the brick found in the car all 3X)
5. 2 tires
6. $1000 in deductables to get the car fixed
7. 1 Leather jacket
8. 2 trips to E.R.
9. 1 class ring
10. 1 computer monitor


All either lost / broken / never returned over past relationships. you?
Old 06-20-2005 | 08:43 AM
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Old 06-20-2005 | 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by eclipse23
3. 5-6 unused condoms

You don't re-use them? Idiot.
Old 06-20-2005 | 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by eclipse23
Tally up your list of shit that psycho ex-girlfriends or boyfriends have cost you over the years. I think mine is fairly average.

1. About 20 or so CD's
2. 10 T-shirts / sweatshirts / jeans
3. 5-6 unused condoms
4. 3 car windows (from the brick found in the car all 3X)
5. 2 tires
6. $1000 in deductables to get the car fixed
7. 1 Leather jacket
8. 2 trips to E.R.
9. 1 class ring
10. 1 computer monitor


All either lost / broken / never returned over past relationships. you?
Ernie, did you total that amount? Call the insurance company...
Old 06-20-2005 | 08:48 AM
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Old 06-20-2005 | 09:01 AM
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Old 06-20-2005 | 09:23 AM
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There are things I've given as gifts. Most notably a DVD burner, but that doesn't count as things I've "lost". Oh yeah, my one and only loss...one of them kept 4 discs of pirated software.
Old 06-20-2005 | 09:26 AM
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That's something I was glad to donate. Com'on now!
Old 06-20-2005 | 09:28 AM
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Old 06-20-2005 | 09:59 AM
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Class ring, at least one cell phone, my dignity.

Run into the ex while back in VA yet? LOL

Old 06-20-2005 | 10:16 AM
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Days off of my life due to her stressing me out and makeing my blood pressure rise!
Old 06-20-2005 | 12:46 PM
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You don't re-use them? Idiot.
Old 06-20-2005 | 12:50 PM
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Old 06-20-2005 | 01:38 PM
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Marriage $$$$$$ > Dating $$$$$$$
AMEN!!!

The $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ I had to go through over the last year's divorce is just staggering....
Old 06-20-2005 | 02:33 PM
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Only one CD.

I'll bug them enough to get my stuff back afterwards.
Old 06-20-2005 | 03:06 PM
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Old 06-20-2005 | 03:17 PM
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4. My favorite fleece pants
5. Do all the lunches/dinners/bar tabs count?
Old 06-20-2005 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mrsteve
5. Do all the lunches/dinners/bar tabs count?
Yeah, you need to subtotal the monetary impact for the tax deduction plan being cooked up for the next tax code revision. I'm forming a special-interest pressure group to get the IRS to allow deductions for bad dates.

This is not to downplay the emotional impact of bad relationships, but, that's less easily quantifiable.
Old 06-20-2005 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by eclipse23
4. 3 car windows (from the brick found in the car all 3X)
Wait. One ex broke your car window three times, or three different exs broke your windows all with a brick each time?
Old 06-20-2005 | 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by TLover
Wait. One ex broke your car window three times, or three different exs broke your windows all with a brick each time?

Same one, 3X, total psycho. Yeah she swallowed, yeah she would fuck like a whore and had a good career to boot but goddamn she was a paranoid possesive psycho. Breaking up with her was about as much fun as sawing off your own arm with a butterknife.
Old 06-20-2005 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by eclipse23
Same one, 3X, total psycho. Yeah she swallowed, yeah she would fuck like a whore and had a good career to boot but goddamn she was a paranoid possesive psycho. Breaking up with her was about as much fun as sawing off your own arm with a butterknife.
OK, first of all, you're an idiot for allowing that to happen more than once. One brick thrown through my car window means Twice means calling a :cop: Three times means

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Old 06-20-2005 | 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by TLover
OK, first of all, you're an idiot for allowing that to happen more than once. One brick thrown through my car door means Twice means calling a :cop: Three times means

Really? Let's talk about this for a minute.

Sure she did it, and with her father being someone fairly influencial to the town PD they could not 'draw any lines' to her being the one doing it. To make it worse she probably had paid someone to do it for her since I can't see her doing it herself AND she did it when it was pouring out all three times.
Old 06-20-2005 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by eclipse23
Really? Let's talk about this for a minute.

Sure she did it, and with her father being someone fairly influencial to the town PD they could not 'draw any lines' to her being the one doing it. To make it worse she probably had paid someone to do it for her since I can't see her doing it herself AND she did it when it was pouring out all three times.
But nothing stopped you from giving her the boot if you thought she did it after the first time. Maybe you couldn't get her arrested, but you could've easily said People who resort to violence in a relationship are bad news.
Old 06-20-2005 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by TLover
But nothing stopped you from giving her the boot if you thought she did it after the first time. Maybe you couldn't get her arrested, but you could've easily said People who resort to violence in a relationship are bad news.
Maybe he did say bye, but she didn't forget where he lived.
Old 06-20-2005 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by phipark
Maybe he did say bye, but she didn't forget where he lived.
True. But THREE times? I can understand twice if you gave her boot after the first time.

But ...

Originally Posted by eclipse23
8. 2 trips to E.R.
It looks like he goes out with total psycho chicks.
Old 06-20-2005 | 05:15 PM
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55" TV... I'll be moving soon and it would look great in my new living-room.

Besides that, not much... I kept everything else.
Old 06-20-2005 | 06:51 PM
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1 queensized bed
Curtains
Microwave
Toaster
End table
Rug
2 Aquariums
Curtain Rods
Set of plates and bowls and silverware

Not lost from a psycho ex. I just couldnt take it all with me. It wouldnt have been right.
Old 06-20-2005 | 07:04 PM
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55" TV... I'll be moving soon and it would look great in my new living-room.

Besides that, not much... I kept everything else.
Old 06-20-2005 | 07:10 PM
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countless diners and flowers

Overall not bad, I guess being a jew pays off most of the time!
Old 06-20-2005 | 07:29 PM
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Besides that, not much... I kept everything else.
I paid for most of the stuff and he still argued about it. Why would I split it? It was my place too.
Old 06-20-2005 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Michiraces2much
1 queensized bed
Curtains
Microwave
Toaster
End table
Rug
2 Aquariums
Curtain Rods
Set of plates and bowls and silverware

Not lost from a psycho ex. I just couldnt take it all with me. It wouldnt have been right.

Hey I've got an extra toaster!
Old 06-20-2005 | 09:01 PM
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Hey I've got an extra toaster!
That reminds me. I had a toaster AND a toaster oven. I dont need either though since I dont like anything toasted. Thanks though
Old 06-20-2005 | 09:03 PM
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Old 06-20-2005 | 09:10 PM
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Oh yeah, and Bookcases and original Nintendo
NOOOOOOOOO! The original Nintendo!! It's impossible to replace now!
Old 06-20-2005 | 09:39 PM
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NOOOOOOOOO! The original Nintendo!! It's impossible to replace now!
Oh dont worry I'm on getting it back like white on rice I have a tetris need that needs to be fulfilled
Old 06-20-2005 | 10:32 PM
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Lets see.... Some car windows, car paint, car tires, shit in my apartment. Its ok...I usually throw all their shit away before they come back for it. And when they come back for it, Im never around
Old 06-20-2005 | 11:00 PM
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Most pissed off was an ex that stole my Tecmo Bowl that I had for 13 years because she knew it was my favorite.

She says it was even trade because I took her virginity. Bullshit! Does she know how much more sentimental an original Tecmo Bowl is over her virginity?
Old 06-20-2005 | 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by cob3683
Most pissed off was an ex that stole my Tecmo Bowl that I had for 13 years because she knew it was my favorite.

She says it was even trade because I took her virginity. Bullshit! Does she know how much more sentimental an original Tecmo Bowl is over her virginity?
I say me and you plan a black op and repo that shit
Old 06-21-2005 | 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by cob3683
Bullshit! Does she know how much more sentimental an original Tecmo Bowl is over her virginity?
Can't let that slide, next thing she will be going for the double dribble. Need to put a stop to that!!
Old 06-21-2005 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
I say me and you plan a black op and repo that shit


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