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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 12:42 PM
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I've noticed a disturbing trend.....

Women don't like to give blowjobs.....WTF!!!!!
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 12:44 PM
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maybe your pee pee is t3h uglee
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 12:45 PM
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Most women I've been with loved giving them!!! At least they acted like they did
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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Are you married?
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 12:49 PM
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https://acurazine.com/forums/dating-relationships-14/do-women-actually-enjoy-giving-bjs-314014/
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 01:06 PM
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I've been told its "beautiful"...maybe they are scared of choking....I don't know I was just thinking...I haven't had a good one in a while. I guess I should lay off the internet porn!
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 01:16 PM
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Don't base your opinion on some rich attorney's daughter.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 01:18 PM
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Don't base your opinion on some rich attorney's daughter.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 01:22 PM
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Don't base your opinion on some rich attorney's daughter.
I don't think his opinion should be based off of one date. lol
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 01:27 PM
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Shave it. They don't want hair in their mouth.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 01:28 PM
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Shave it. They don't want hair in their mouth.


you have a lot of hair on your cawk?
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:05 PM
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I groom the bush and bic the balls...hair is not a problem. They wanna kiss, I wanna cock gag them....maybe I expect too much!
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:07 PM
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You gotta warm them up a bit, and approach these things slowly. Get them to eat out your ass for a while first.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:14 PM
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
I groom the bush and bic the balls...hair is not a problem. They wanna kiss, I wanna cock gag them....maybe I expect too much!


Gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey..

So by that, I mean kiss them and get them in the mood, after that I'm sure a quiet suggestion will work..
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by fdl
You gotta warm them up a bit, and approach these things slowly. Get them to eat out your ass for a while first.


Or that...
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:37 PM
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I like when a girl flicks my ballon knot with her tounge!
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:41 PM
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anyone have a picture of shoofin? i've already seen mizouse, but i'd like to see what another person who doesn't get any head looks like...for reference.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:52 PM
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have any of been with a girl, and you stick your stick in her hole and then you just stay there and let her do her thing with her hole muscle? Like squeese it and suck it like vacuum cleaner?
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GunnmeTaLCURA04
have any of been with a girl, and you stick your stick in her hole and then you just stay there and let her do her thing with her hole muscle? Like squeese it and suck it like vacuum cleaner?
Not a bad way to get in a quick nap.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GunnmeTaLCURA04
have any of been with a girl, and you stick your stick in her hole and then you just stay there and let her do her thing with her hole muscle? Like squeese it and suck it like vacuum cleaner?

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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by GunnmeTaLCURA04
have any of been with a girl, and you stick your stick in her hole and then you just stay there and let her do her thing with her hole muscle? Like squeese it and suck it like vacuum cleaner?

That concept is preposterous. The only kind of sex I can think of occurs when he puts his stick in my hole and jackhammers away for 3-5 minutes, then squirts his gunk and gets up. None of this fancy shit you're talking about.


And for those of you who want blow jobs, forget it. That's disgusting.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 04:17 PM
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That concept is preposterous. The only kind of sex I can think of occurs when he puts his stick in my hole and jackhammers away for 3-5 minutes, then squirts his gunk and gets up. None of this fancy shit you're talking about.


And for those of you who want blow jobs, forget it. That's disgusting.
3 to 5 minutes??
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
3 to 5 minutes??

Maybe I should have put all my text in red.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
3 to 5 minutes??

Ya, i thought that seemed long too.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
3 to 5 minutes??
he must have been picturing the walmart lady while jack hammering...got him real hot.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 04:42 PM
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Ya, i thought that seemed long too.


I was watching Discovery Health and they had a show called "The Anatomy of Sex" They had a couple volunteer to "do it" in a CAT scan machine. They were told to insert and stay still for 12-13 minutes. The look on both of their faces was priceless.

Yeah, BJ seem to be going the way of the dinosaurs.
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
3 to 5 minutes??

fuck breaking a sweat, if I wanted to do that i'd use my hand
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Old Aug 22, 2005 | 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
And for those of you who want blow jobs, forget it. That's disgusting.

Originally Posted by GTKrockeTT
anyone have a picture of shoofin? i've already seen mizouse, but i'd like to see what another person who doesn't get any head looks like...for reference.

I guess you can ask Scott for a pic too. Or for that matter, you have any married friends? Take a good look.
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
They wanna kiss, I wanna cock gag them....maybe I expect too much!
Zing

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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 10:42 PM
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 11:38 PM
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...actually, I've notice the opposite, in fact, I've only been with one person that wouldn't "give or receive" ...I guess she had some "issues" ...she said it had to do with her being molested when she was younger.

Otherwise, all the girls I've been with, either didn't mind it or loved it.
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 11:50 PM
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...BTW, I can't remember which news show it was... 20/20.... maybe?
...anyway, the topic was teenage sex, and they interviewed a bunch of high schoolers... they all say that b.j.s are common because the the girls think that by giving b.j.s to guys, it avoids intercourse, therefore keeping their virginity. In high school, the act of giving b.j.s is not far from making out.
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Old Sep 1, 2005 | 08:35 AM
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...actually, I've notice the opposite, in fact, I've only been with one person that wouldn't "give or receive" ...I guess she had some "issues" ...she said it had to do with her being molested when she was younger.

Otherwise, all the girls I've been with, either didn't mind it or loved it.
if someone says they have been molested, get out of there...
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Old Sep 1, 2005 | 10:30 AM
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never had a problem getting blowjobs from women. If they say they dont do it, they are lying. I think some women use it to get what they want from men sometimes.
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Old Sep 1, 2005 | 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by is300eater
...BTW, I can't remember which news show it was... 20/20.... maybe?
...anyway, the topic was teenage sex, and they interviewed a bunch of high schoolers... they all say that b.j.s are common because the the girls think that by giving b.j.s to guys, it avoids intercourse, therefore keeping their virginity. In high school, the act of giving b.j.s is not far from making out.

yup, bjs are all the rage with the kids these days. those teenie boppers are sucking cak 7 days a week.
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Old Sep 1, 2005 | 02:43 PM
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yup, bjs are all the rage with the kids these days. those teenie boppers are sucking cak 7 days a week.
Yeah, I saw a story a while back about early teen girls giving guys BJs on the school bus. I don't know what's worse, the fact that they're giving it up so easily these days or the fact that they didn't when I was that age
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Old Sep 1, 2005 | 04:55 PM
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Yes we do and we like it when it is trimmed up a bit; makes a guy look bigger and is easier to work with and do a good job!
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Old Sep 1, 2005 | 05:47 PM
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Yes we do and we like it when it is trimmed up a bit; makes a guy look bigger and is easier to work with and do a good job!
....and THATS how you introduce yourself to people on this site.

at that first post
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