I've noticed a disturbing trend.....
08-22-2005, 12:49 PM
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08-22-2005, 01:06 PM
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I've been told its "beautiful"...maybe they are scared of choking....I don't know 
I was just thinking...I haven't had a good one in a while. I guess I should lay off the internet porn!
I was just thinking...I haven't had a good one in a while. I guess I should lay off the internet porn!
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08-22-2005, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jlukja
Don't base your opinion on some rich attorney's daughter.
08-22-2005, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jlukja
Don't base your opinion on some rich attorney's daughter.
08-22-2005, 01:27 PM
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Shave it. They don't want hair in their mouth.
08-22-2005, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
I groom the bush and bic the balls...hair is not a problem. They wanna kiss, I wanna cock gag them....maybe I expect too much!
Gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey..
So by that, I mean kiss them and get them in the mood, after that I'm sure a quiet suggestion will work..
08-22-2005, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by fdl
You gotta warm them up a bit, and approach these things slowly. Get them to eat out your ass for a while first.
Or that...
08-22-2005, 03:52 PM
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have any of been with a girl, and you stick your stick in her hole and then you just stay there and let her do her thing with her hole muscle? Like squeese it and suck it like vacuum cleaner?
08-22-2005, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GunnmeTaLCURA04
have any of been with a girl, and you stick your stick in her hole and then you just stay there and let her do her thing with her hole muscle? Like squeese it and suck it like vacuum cleaner?
08-22-2005, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GunnmeTaLCURA04
have any of been with a girl, and you stick your stick in her hole and then you just stay there and let her do her thing with her hole muscle? Like squeese it and suck it like vacuum cleaner?
08-22-2005, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by GunnmeTaLCURA04
have any of been with a girl, and you stick your stick in her hole and then you just stay there and let her do her thing with her hole muscle? Like squeese it and suck it like vacuum cleaner?
That concept is preposterous. The only kind of sex I can think of occurs when he puts his stick in my hole and jackhammers away for 3-5 minutes, then squirts his gunk and gets up. None of this fancy shit you're talking about.
And for those of you who want blow jobs, forget it. That's disgusting.
08-22-2005, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
That concept is preposterous. The only kind of sex I can think of occurs when he puts his stick in my hole and jackhammers away for 3-5 minutes, then squirts his gunk and gets up. None of this fancy shit you're talking about.
And for those of you who want blow jobs, forget it. That's disgusting.
And for those of you who want blow jobs, forget it. That's disgusting.
08-22-2005, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by fdl
Ya, i thought that seemed long too.
I was watching Discovery Health and they had a show called "The Anatomy of Sex" They had a couple volunteer to "do it" in a CAT scan machine. They were told to insert and stay still for 12-13 minutes. The look on both of their faces was priceless.
Yeah, BJ seem to be going the way of the dinosaurs.
08-22-2005, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
3 to 5 minutes??
fuck breaking a sweat, if I wanted to do that i'd use my hand
08-22-2005, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
And for those of you who want blow jobs, forget it. That's disgusting.
Originally Posted by GTKrockeTT
anyone have a picture of shoofin? i've already seen mizouse, but i'd like to see what another person who doesn't get any head looks like...for reference.
I guess you can ask Scott for a pic too. Or for that matter, you have any married friends? Take a good look.
08-31-2005, 11:38 PM
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...actually, I've notice the opposite, in fact, I've only been with one person that wouldn't "give or receive" ...I guess she had some "issues" ...she said it had to do with her being molested when she was younger.
Otherwise, all the girls I've been with, either didn't mind it or loved it.
Otherwise, all the girls I've been with, either didn't mind it or loved it.
08-31-2005, 11:50 PM
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...BTW, I can't remember which news show it was... 20/20.... maybe?
...anyway, the topic was teenage sex, and they interviewed a bunch of high schoolers... they all say that b.j.s are common because the the girls think that by giving b.j.s to guys, it avoids intercourse, therefore keeping their virginity. In high school, the act of giving b.j.s is not far from making out.
...anyway, the topic was teenage sex, and they interviewed a bunch of high schoolers... they all say that b.j.s are common because the the girls think that by giving b.j.s to guys, it avoids intercourse, therefore keeping their virginity. In high school, the act of giving b.j.s is not far from making out.
09-01-2005, 08:35 AM
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...actually, I've notice the opposite, in fact, I've only been with one person that wouldn't "give or receive" ...I guess she had some "issues" ...she said it had to do with her being molested when she was younger.
Otherwise, all the girls I've been with, either didn't mind it or loved it.
Otherwise, all the girls I've been with, either didn't mind it or loved it.
09-01-2005, 10:30 AM
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never had a problem getting blowjobs from women. If they say they dont do it, they are lying. I think some women use it to get what they want from men sometimes.
09-01-2005, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by is300eater
...BTW, I can't remember which news show it was... 20/20.... maybe?
...anyway, the topic was teenage sex, and they interviewed a bunch of high schoolers... they all say that b.j.s are common because the the girls think that by giving b.j.s to guys, it avoids intercourse, therefore keeping their virginity. In high school, the act of giving b.j.s is not far from making out.
...anyway, the topic was teenage sex, and they interviewed a bunch of high schoolers... they all say that b.j.s are common because the the girls think that by giving b.j.s to guys, it avoids intercourse, therefore keeping their virginity. In high school, the act of giving b.j.s is not far from making out.
yup, bjs are all the rage with the kids these days. those teenie boppers are sucking cak 7 days a week.
09-01-2005, 02:43 PM
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yup, bjs are all the rage with the kids these days. those teenie boppers are sucking cak 7 days a week.
09-01-2005, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by babimeMLM
Yes we do and we like it when it is trimmed up a bit; makes a guy look bigger and is easier to work with and do a good job! 
at that first post