i've decided..
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ALi G in the House!
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i've decided..
females are from another planet. they are on crack 24/7 and there job in life it to make men go crazy (as if we aren't already)
situation:
(5pm) my gf calls me yesterday to see what i'm doing. i say i'm going to work on a clients PC after work, and i'll call her when i'm done. she says ok, well she's going to a bar. i said ok cool. she then calls me back and asks me to put her car on ebay for her since she can't do it herself. i said ok, email me the pics and info and i'll put it up for you. at 9pm i call her back to say i'm going to some grad thing that i got forced into by my folks and i'll be out by like 11, and i'll meet up with her..i call her at 11 and ask what shes doing. she's like i'm already back home and how i never go out with her, and i should, and how if she sees some guy at a bar that she likes she's gunna go out with him and yada yada..needless to say i wasn't happy about this but i was like whatever..fuck her..so today, she texts me and asks what i'm doing tonight, knowing damn well i'm going to work on some guys house wiring (which i told her she could come help (stand there) and make some cash) she said ok, but anyways, in the text she asks me what i'm doing, then without my reply says she wants to go see batman with a friend tonight..
like 2 hrs later i'm free so i call her up and leave a voicemail. she calls me back and after i mention the job tonight, the first thing she says is that she didn't send that text msg about going to batman with a friend..uhh..okk.. and THEN she asks if i posted her car on ebay last night..uhh no..and she goes off on how i never do anything for her and yada yada. i told her i wasn't gunna post it after the remarks she made last night and shes like ok whatever, i'll have one of MY friends do it for her..what the fuck!? does she think thats cool? if i did this shit to her she'd have a fucking fit..
ideas?
/rant
situation:
(5pm) my gf calls me yesterday to see what i'm doing. i say i'm going to work on a clients PC after work, and i'll call her when i'm done. she says ok, well she's going to a bar. i said ok cool. she then calls me back and asks me to put her car on ebay for her since she can't do it herself. i said ok, email me the pics and info and i'll put it up for you. at 9pm i call her back to say i'm going to some grad thing that i got forced into by my folks and i'll be out by like 11, and i'll meet up with her..i call her at 11 and ask what shes doing. she's like i'm already back home and how i never go out with her, and i should, and how if she sees some guy at a bar that she likes she's gunna go out with him and yada yada..needless to say i wasn't happy about this but i was like whatever..fuck her..so today, she texts me and asks what i'm doing tonight, knowing damn well i'm going to work on some guys house wiring (which i told her she could come help (stand there) and make some cash) she said ok, but anyways, in the text she asks me what i'm doing, then without my reply says she wants to go see batman with a friend tonight..
like 2 hrs later i'm free so i call her up and leave a voicemail. she calls me back and after i mention the job tonight, the first thing she says is that she didn't send that text msg about going to batman with a friend..uhh..okk.. and THEN she asks if i posted her car on ebay last night..uhh no..and she goes off on how i never do anything for her and yada yada. i told her i wasn't gunna post it after the remarks she made last night and shes like ok whatever, i'll have one of MY friends do it for her..what the fuck!? does she think thats cool? if i did this shit to her she'd have a fucking fit..
ideas?
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lol. i have no advice, but this shit is hilarious.
=D
"i got 99 problems..."
how about... don't fight over small shit? haha, maybe you don't take her out and that's a justified complaint? the ebay/car thing... dude she asked for a favor and had a fit! lol.
good luck. is this a new girl?
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"i got 99 problems..."
how about... don't fight over small shit? haha, maybe you don't take her out and that's a justified complaint? the ebay/car thing... dude she asked for a favor and had a fit! lol.
good luck. is this a new girl?
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Originally Posted by amisconception
lol. i have no advice, but this shit is hilarious.
=D
"i got 99 problems..."
how about... don't fight over small shit? haha, maybe you don't take her out and that's a justified complaint? the ebay/car thing... dude she asked for a favor and had a fit! lol.
good luck. is this a new girl?
=D
"i got 99 problems..."
how about... don't fight over small shit? haha, maybe you don't take her out and that's a justified complaint? the ebay/car thing... dude she asked for a favor and had a fit! lol.
good luck. is this a new girl?
nah same girl.. all i gots to say is good thing my ass is going on vacation soon..or i'd be on the news..
whatcha doing this weekend? did you get your car back?
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From: SLC, UT
Originally Posted by txathlete
If she isn't cheating on you already, then she will.....
She sounds very sketchy and putting you into a position where she won't feel guilty when you guys break up. I give it 2 months.
She sounds very sketchy and putting you into a position where she won't feel guilty when you guys break up. I give it 2 months.
Bingo...been there done that...she's gonna set it up so you are the asshole, but she is making it impossible for you not to be. That is what the last one did to me...made me break it off with her by making it impossibly hard for me to stay with her, fuck that noise...
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Originally Posted by txathlete
If she isn't cheating on you already, then she will.....
She sounds very sketchy and putting you into a position where she won't feel guilty when you guys break up. I give it 2 months.
She sounds very sketchy and putting you into a position where she won't feel guilty when you guys break up. I give it 2 months.
yah i'm thinking the same
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she sounds psychoer than me.. if possible. I'd say she's purposely fucking with your head just cuz she can. I would dump her ass before she gets even more dramatic and cut all ties, she sounds like a major mindfucker not that I would know from personal experiance 
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Tell her to meet you somewhere at such and such a time, then show up with some other girl. Then proceed to deny that you ever said you were going there and she must be some psycho for stalking you and that you have no choice but to pursue a restraining order. That ought to make for a clean break. 
Too much drama, too inconsistent (even for a woman) - get out. Good luck.
If you see things ending soon then why delay the inevitable?
Too much drama, too inconsistent (even for a woman) - get out. Good luck.
If you see things ending soon then why delay the inevitable?
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
she sounds psychoer than me.. if possible. I'd say she's purposely fucking with your head just cuz she can. I would dump her ass before she gets even more dramatic and cut all ties, she sounds like a major mindfucker not that I would know from personal experiance
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
females are from another planet. they are on crack 24/7 and there job in life it to make men go crazy (as if we aren't already)
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Dude you are 23 years old, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, don't make the same mistake as the Wad. Or else you'll be like me, 27 and feeling just a tad guilty when you are cock-slapping some clueless 19 year old chick.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Dude you are 23 years old, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, don't make the same mistake as the Wad. Or else you'll be like me, 27 and feeling just a tad guilty when you are cock-slapping some clueless 19 year old chick.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Dude you are 23 years old, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, don't make the same mistake as the Wad. Or else you'll be like me, 27 and feeling just a tad guilty when you are cock-slapping some clueless 19 year old chick.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
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Haven't you learned for Xeno that never to take an advice from AZ Ramblers? Look at the shit he's in now. Now with your situation, I think you should take her out to the movies tonight, get laid, and make her happy. Then while still together, find yourself a replacement. Upon then, tell her she's no longer in use, drive her to a curb, open your door and ::boot her ass out::
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Originally Posted by Waddy
fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
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Originally Posted by traidsganster
Haven't you learned for Xeno that never to take an advice from AZ Ramblers? Look at the shit he's in now. Now with your situation, I think you should take her out to the movies tonight, get laid, and make her happy. Then while still together, find yourself a replacement. Upon then, tell her she's no longer in use, drive her to a curb, open your door and ::boot her ass out::
lol thats basiclly what i did :P good shit
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Originally Posted by traidsganster
Haven't you learned for Xeno that never to take an advice from AZ Ramblers? Look at the shit he's in now. Now with your situation, I think you should take her out to the movies tonight, get laid, and make her happy. Then while still together, find yourself a replacement. Upon then, tell her she's no longer in use, drive her to a curb, open your door and ::boot her ass out::
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From: Prague
Originally Posted by Waddy
Dude you are 23 years old, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, don't make the same mistake as the Wad. Or else you'll be like me, 27 and feeling just a tad guilty when you are cock-slapping some clueless 19 year old chick.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
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From: Chinatown, NYC
Originally Posted by Waddy
Dude you are 23 years old, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, don't make the same mistake as the Wad. Or else you'll be like me, 27 and feeling just a tad guilty when you are cock-slapping some clueless 19 year old chick.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
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Dude you are 23 years old, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, don't make the same mistake as the Wad. Or else you'll be like me, 27 and feeling just a tad guilty when you are cock-slapping some clueless 19 year old chick.
Waddy Rule If He Could Do His Life Over Again #27:
-No serious girlfriends between 18-21 or 23-26. 18-21 you should be a freshman in college fucking everything that says yes. Get a girlfriend at 21 so you are focused on graduating, once you get set-up with your first real post college job dump her and fuck as much quality pussy as you can until you're 26. Then you start thinking about a long term girlfriend, but only if she has wife potential, otherwise just keep fucking quality pussy.
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