Have you ever interrupted people having sex or have you ever been interrupted while having sex? Share your stories and embarrassments

 

Wife's college roomate walked in one.....

and and :IBMizouse:

 

I walked in on a couple of peeps riding the love train in the main lounge of my dorm once. They were pretty plastered though, so I don't think they minded. Once I broke out the camcorder they did leave though.

 

I had a friend who would not stop calling two weeks ago while I was getting dirty.

And I have friend, while in college once or twice I would knock on his door and get "I'm jerking it"
Then he'd come out a few minutes later when he done...with a big grin. Of course, he also used to introduce a bottle of hand lotion as his girlfriend.

 

I once walked in on one of my roommates in college. I was permanently damaged.

 

Ive walked into a couple doing it in a bathroom in a bar near the tulane campus. She was bent over a trough (spelling?) style urinal and getting it doggy style.

 

Oh and I've been caught getting busy in the back seat of the TSX by the milk delivery guy at my Ex's place. He kinda just walked past and made his delivery like he didnt see anything lol but I know he had to have seen us.

 

Well, I didn't interrupt, but:
- woke up while on a trip with some friends and they were going at it.
- came to after passing out at a coworkers hotel room and she was going at it with another coworker.

Both were really awkward. Only confronted the coworker, not the friend.

 

woke up to one of my college roommates wacking it....sick fuck

 

Was gettin busy with my fiance when I was on leave from the Marines, her room mate just came walking right in and went to the closet and looked around, kept looking back at us as if looking for an invitation, here I am inserted into this girl waiting for the roomie to leave, fiance was PISSED, I was going, come on let her join us...(in my mind)

 

friends dad walked in on me getting a BJ

 

I have been walked on many many times for some reason. My first was when i was in HS. My older brother came home for a surprise visit from college and walked in the room when my ex was riding me.

When i was in college my cousin brought about 5 other guy by our apartment and busted in on me getting head from my football coaches daughter .

When in ATI (Army) me and my GF at the time were in the shower getting it on and the CQ poked his head around the corner at us.. Didnt say a word and left out. Too this day I still think he is gay.

And for all of you that have kids.. It was thunderstorming one night, the ex was feelin frisky, so wee decide to get it on.. I have her in the "buck" (face down ass up) and Im going to town. The door opens and you see this little shadow standing there rubbing her eyes.

I have definitly learned the value of a good door lock.. You should too.

 

Walked in on a friend of mine getting head from some girl he picked up at a bar. Thankfully the door was somewhat blocked so, I couldn't get into the room.

 

Umm i walked in on my roommate he was screwing some girl. I didnt see really anything but i felt pretty bad.

 

A friend caught me stuffin this girl in the hot tub. I just looked up and he was just starring at me, as if it was a porno.

Walked in on by ex-gf's brother, while doing it on her couch.

Had this girl ride me on a couch with my roommate passed out on the same couch. He woke up to the end of it.

One roommate was past out on the floor in my room. A girl was riding me when he woke up, he quickly ran out of the room. She was startled when the door closed.

 

i got interrupted a few times. i was in this girls dorm room getting head while her roommate walked and just started doin stuff about the room and we were like wtf.

In my dorm room freshman year had a girl riding me and my two dorky roommates were about to come in and shit. I jump off of my bunk bed and slammd the door before they could open it allthe way. sheesh.

Sophmore year, was doin this girl when my boy walked in on me. Forgot to lock the door. Only notice him when she looked up and got startled. To this day i dont know how long he was standing there.

 

My boyfriend was spooning me under the sheets after a night of drinking in a hotel room. Friends walked in...clueless at first...realized what was happening and nicely left.

Luckily I was too drunk to be embaressed

 

Roommate boning his gf while I was asleep in the same room. Fiance's brother boning some chic he met in the same room me and this other girl was sleeping in. Me boing chics while my roommate was sleeping. Interupted and interuptor.

 

pasadena high school, boys bathroom, girl giving two guys head, vp and i busted all three, then sat around laughing about it untill the next bizarre incident (didn't take long)

 

and who are "you"? were you a student at the time or what

 

I dont think its so bad to walk in on or be walked in on unless its like your gf or wife....if its just some random chick.....shit just throw up a 'WESTSIDE' while you hit from behind....

 

Roommate walked in on my girlfriend giving me head our freshman year - I was sitting on the couch straight in front of the door (back wall) so I'm not sure what he saw or didn't see. She just stayed still, he walked out and we never talked about it. Never interrupted anyone though.

 

slayer202, teacher not student

 

that must have been nice and awkward...

 

Goin at it w/ my gf in my sisters apt... and my sister was in her room and I was in the living room on the fold out bed...sister decided to get some water... and walked in

 

My friend was hooking up with this girl over the summer 3 years ago and while we were at his house he was bangin' her and told us to walk-in, in 5 mins. so me and another friend casually walked in and she didnt hear us because she is partially deaf....and then she flipped when she saw us. hah

 

During Spring Break one year, my girlfriend, myself, and one of her hot friends went to Miami, FL to visit one of my high school friends who had moved there. That night, after some drinking, I got frisky and started fingering my gf (now wife). Since we were all "sleeping" together (it was a studio apartment), I was literally inches away from the hot friend on the couch. We were on the floor. Well, after I got her off, I climbed aboard and started quietly going to town. I just happen to look over on the couch to make sure no one is looking at us, and her hot roomate is looking at us, MASTERBATING, like she's watching a friggin' porn movie!

I would have asked her to join us, but the girlfriend would not have had any of it. I will never get that site out of my mind.

Also, when I worked at GE Aircraft Engines during one summer, I walked down stairs from my room in my apartment to find a guy friend going down on a girl friend. No blanket, not trying to be discreet, or anything like that. I walked back upstairs, waited about 4 minutes, and then went back downstairs, where they were already dressed. The guy must have been good!

 

I walked in on my fiance (my first girlfriend) having sex with one of my best friends when I was 20.

Actually, I broke in but still... it sucked ass.

 

Dude, so wait. You're saying she was your girlfriend at the time, you caught her having sex with one of your good friends, and yet you still got engaged to her?

Or was she your girlfriend, you got engaged (before this incident), and THEN you caught her having sex?

If it was the second option, how did you feel? I don't know how I would have reacted. How did you react?

 

We were engaged at the time. I can't even describe how I felt. I saw his dick still glistening from fucking her and needless to say my blood was boiling. I didn't actually see her but I knew in my heart that it was her. He kicked me out of his apartment where I waited for him to come downstairs.

I was his boss at the time and I asked him why he would do that to me. He said it was just one of his ex girlfriends and Jenn (my fiance) had gone for a walk (they lived across the street from each other in the same apartment complex).

I could tell that he was just trying to get me to go on a wild goose chase so she could sneak back home but I wasn't having it. I went and sat on her car and told him to tell my fiance to come down.

He said "I'm sorry dude" and went back up to his apartment. She came down about 5 minutes later and I lost it. I grabbed her ans sqeezed her while I was yelling trying to figure out why my life had just come crashing down. I lost my virginity to this girl and I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Alas, it was too good to be true. We ended up going for a walk and arguing for about an hour. We had never been in a fight before. Anyways, I was so pissed, I punched a stopsign and my other hand flew back and hit her in the face. OOOPS!!!

I went home at that point and we decided we would talk the next day. As it turns out, she had a black eye and decided that I was evil. I still loved her and wanted her back but she wouldn't have me. We stopped talking completely.

 

It's getting hot in here...

 

Oh my god bro. I'm soooo sorry. Tell me you got the ring back.

I don't know what I would have done. The thought of another man's dick in her would have been almost too much to bear. Good lord. I think I would have punched that guy right in the face.

Did she at least give you an explanation on why she would do something like that to you?

When I was in college, I was friends with this girl who used to live in Ohio. She was still dating her high school boyfriend. When they broke up, I was there to comfort her (some of you can see where this is going). Well I made her feel good, and WE started dating. We pretty much did everything except sex.

Well, just after I had seen her for a week in Ohio before summer break, I went back to Rochester, NY where my parents lived, for the summer. Keep in mind that she told me she loved me during this week. I didn't know what to say, so I told her I loved her back.

Well she called the day after I got back to NY and said she regretted EVERYTHING we had ever done together, she was Catholic, and was regretting her sins, blah blah, blah. I was devastated.

I later found out that she was probably cheating on me with another guy on the second floor of the dorm where we both lived. To make things worse, the guy was a complete dork. I mean complete. He had acne, a hair-do that would stun a yak, and wore clothes that I wouldn't wish Hitler to wear. I didn't know what she saw in him.

Well I met my wife in April of 2001. After going out for about a year, we went to a party in the hall where we used to live and my ex was there. Get this: she came up to me during the party and said, "You know, if things don't work out with you and your wife, call me," all the while running her hands up and down my arm.

I said no thanks and walked away. I was upset, told my wife (girlfriend at the time), and my wife almost threw down with her. As my wife walked away from my ex, my wife said, "He makes me feel like a woman, and can make me bark like a dog!"

Nevertheless, some girls were definately interested in me after she said that. It's amazing what girls think when another one talks!

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad I married my wife. She is extremely interesting to talk to (either about nursing or engineering), is smart with money, and has a great, high-paying job. I heard what my ex was doing a couple of years ago, and she still hadn't had a job (she majored in psychology or something like that), was in extreme debt, and couldn't carry a conversation with her worth a shit.

Bottom line, you'll find someone new and better worth your time.

 

ummm yeah she was a whore... but you didn't have to get all domestic abusive on her

 

LOL, yep!

The whole story was that this hot friend was a good friend of MINE too, and I had had a crush on her for a long time. I helped her get in-state tuition at UF (which saved her probably $40,000 over the course of her college career), bought her some things when I had a crush on her, etc. I was a gentleman. She was going out with a complete a$$hole. Why do women like men who treat them like schitt?

When my wife was working late or something, I would always think about that night. Good lord, this girl was looking directly into my eyes as she was working her hand. After I finished, my wife went to go clean up in the bathroom, and I looked over at this girl again, and within a couple of seconds of me looking over at her, she was having an orgasm. Her entire body was twitching, and she had to cover her mouth with a pillow. It was extremely hot. She then rolled over and went to sleep.

I slept pretty well that night

 

idk man i really don't going through a situation which this pops up, it is total bullshit.

 

wow, that is disgusting...talk about a class bitch