okay Sunday I went to to my g/f's house. well I helped her with laundry and "other stuff" (yeah I got my groove on ) anyhow so I'm following her back to college.(she's driving like a bat out of hell). I knew she was pissed about something because she was flying. after we get to the college. I help carry her crap upstairs to her dorm. she's pissed and won't tell me why. She said don't worry you didn't do anything. she's so PISSED that when she came into the room she knocked the door off the hinges. she doesn't talk to me. So she puts up all her clothes and gets ready for work. (cause she works as libarian in the school's libary) so usually if she works only 3 on the weekend I go to the libary and play around online when she's working. so I go to the libary left alone about 1.5 hour or 2 hours. Then I go over to talk to her. I said "you wanna talk" she said " look 3 or 4 of my ex b/f's keep on calling me on my cell or stopping in to see me wanting to go out with me, and I hate em all. " I said "okay" (i came walking over during she was talking her one ex that before i met her called her fat)(even though i don't think so)( but he left almost as soon as I came over because I'm 6 ft 4 240 lbs and deadlift about 400 lbs). She said listen I'm so sorry i took it out on you. I didn't mean to just i was very frustrated. she said trust me your gonna get made up to . She said I'm really surprised you didn't leave. I said I'm not gonna leave you just cause your having a rough day. she said that's so sweet. (she smiled from ear to ear). but then she said look Derek(that's me) I've never had a guy stand beside me through thick and thin. I said be ready for it because I will.

she said you are so getting laid tonight.
and i did.
but then today she's like your above golden your double platinum.

 

dude youre like.. minch's opposite on this board.

you post about every little trivial good thing that happens to you.

you complete this board

 

OMFG that was funny!
x 100

 

Go Derek...!!!

That's how you treat a lady!!!

 

i was JUST thinking that

 

ballar

 

Why is it that when I treat a lady like that, she only proceeds to shit all over my heart , then?

 

because you haven't lowered your standards to walter-s's level




hahaha juuuusssttt kidding , but it HAD to be said

 

:pfawk: Bastard.

 

Where is the smiley shooting himself in the head, I need that one right about now.

 

 

Reading a Water-S post is a form of self-flagellation -- and I'm not sure why I keep opening these and coming back for more.

Note to self -- block ability to read these.

What a way to start an otherwise perfectly good day.

 

i hear that!!!

 

oh man so funny..

 

cuz some girlies are biiiiatches & don't appreciate shit. but i'm sure u already knew that.

 

Some?

 

Rachael, Sara...why are there none of you two around these parts? Damnit!

And yes, Sara, I already know, unfortunately, cause I sure can pick 'em...

 

Derek (that's you), I love reading your post (on AC-L.com). I don't think you (that's Derek) ever leave anything out!!! Now, the next time you're in the libary (the place with the books), ask them if they (the people who work there) can show you how to spell the word






i'm just fucking with you bro pimp on playa

 

 

and this one time (when i was in band camp)......

















:P

 

the weird part is sometimes my g/f says this cause she's in marching band (well until this weekend)(because it's over after this weekend )

 

love sucks.

 

Amen, bro!!

 

He is the NEO as As Minch is to Agent Smith.

 

 

mantis, you truly are a wise man.

 

she's so PISSED that when she came into the room she knocked the door off the hinges

You dating a girl or a Rhino?

 

haha

 

Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges! Oranges peach pears plums syrienges. VIN VIN.

 

LOL

 

Yeah here I come I'm inches away from you yeah I fear none, hip hop is in a state of 911

if you're gonna quote, QUOTE! hehe j/k