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Old 09-19-2005, 09:15 AM
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If you could have an ugly chick...

Now my question is if you could have an ugly chick who was excellent at sex/good conversation and no one knew about her would you do it? I see a lot of folks around here baggin on the ugly/fat harlotts and not wanting to bang them. Well my theory is we only like hot chicks for public use and that if no one ever saw who you were with and it didn't affect shit that looks wouldn't matter when it's time to get down. Kinda like that friend you have but damn it you could never date her.

Am I wrong? I am not talking about monster ugly, just run of the mill ugly chick you wouldn't want to date.
Old 09-19-2005, 09:25 AM
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That's why we have an on/off switch! Turn the lights out and have a good time... (as long as no one knows then hey it's all good!)

"Beauty is in .... " you know the rest. But when you are talking about GREAT or EXCELLENT sex there is a line most would like to have.

Good looking people are like great cars - many want them, they just can't afford them.
Old 09-19-2005, 09:32 AM
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I could never be with someone I wasn't attracted to
Old 09-19-2005, 09:32 AM
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Vagina=Vagina. Ugly is okay, I just wouldn't want to bang an obese woman. Mildly chunky is good though.

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Old 09-19-2005, 09:37 AM
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I already said I would do Laura Bush.....
Old 09-19-2005, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I already said I would do Laura Bush.....
Old 09-19-2005, 11:36 AM
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I still figure you can get all those qualities AND decently attractive. I'm not talking model hot, just attractive AND nice and smart and all that.
Old 09-19-2005, 12:31 PM
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I'm too shallow.
Old 09-19-2005, 12:34 PM
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if i was really horny and single, i'd feasibly do an ugly...but, relationship...nope.
Old 09-19-2005, 12:46 PM
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Sober = no, don't think i could do it
Wasted = have done

And i wouldn't date someone i wasn't attracted to.
Old 09-19-2005, 01:16 PM
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A) Do you look at the mantle, when you're poking the fire?

B) Pussy aint got no face!

C) Fat girls need lovin too!

In college i used to have a few pieces that i would meet up with in stealth. Just a quick hump and dump, no strings. But i agree, that i wouldnt date someone i wasnt attracted to!
Old 09-19-2005, 01:35 PM
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At the risk of sounding like a feminazi...

What do you guys expect to do when your wives get old? I understand the attraction needs to be there initially, but does personality count for anything?

Personally, I've never gone out of my way to find extremely attractive dates; the really good looking men were always either intimidating or way too sure of themselves to bother with. Confidence is one thing, but there is only one Tucker Max. His whole schpiel about "any chick I fuck... there's going to be someone else that I fucked who was prettier, smarter, more successful, wilder in bed, better in bed, or smelled nicer"... that was always my biggest fear when dating hot guys. How can you possibly compare to massed thousands?

I dunno; looks don't matter much to me, unless he's a troll.
Old 09-19-2005, 01:54 PM
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my current girl (who's really hot) calls my ex "that ugly girl" (who, btw was ok looking, nothing special).

makes me laugh though
Old 09-19-2005, 01:56 PM
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She needs to have it all... looks, brains, and personality.
Old 09-19-2005, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by SG81
my current girl (who's really hot) calls my ex "that ugly girl" (who, btw was ok looking, nothing special).

makes me laugh though
Thats what I would call my boyfriends psycho ex too. Doesnt help that she is like 5ft tall with red hair and fugly, vs me who is tall- 5'8" and could step on her =)
Old 09-19-2005, 02:02 PM
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I try to be nice and have dated a few guys that weren't disgusting, but definitely not up to my par. Yeah that didn't last long

I'm such a
Old 09-19-2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by stphy32
Thats what I would call my boyfriends psycho ex too. Doesnt help that she is like 5ft tall with red hair and fugly, vs me who is tall- 5'8" and could step on her =)
:catfight:

j/k
Old 09-19-2005, 03:10 PM
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I couldn't do it. I had an ex that was a nice person overall but was a HORRIBLE kisser, I couldn't stand it, sex or no sex, if she's ugly and/or can't kiss, it's not happening!
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Originally Posted by stphy32
I could never be with someone I wasn't attracted to
Sometimes great conversation makes up for less-attractiveness.

As long as the girl was built OK...I wouldn't have a problem with it. But it's one thing to do a decent built chick that's cool vs. an chick that's plain fat/nasty, etc.
Old 09-19-2005, 10:14 PM
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i disagree, she has to at least be cute, or i wouldnt want to talk to her in the first place, and no its not just for "public use"
Old 09-19-2005, 10:25 PM
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Ugly chicks need lovin', too ...

































Just not from me.
Old 09-19-2005, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by stphy32
I could never be with someone I wasn't attracted to
Old 09-19-2005, 10:36 PM
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and im way too critical
Old 09-19-2005, 10:49 PM
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:07 PM
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God created doggy style and alcohol for ugly people.

If no one knows about it's all good. Few drinks, some Hallucinogens, and you'll be fucking a super model in no time. Just gotta use your imagination
Old 09-20-2005, 12:39 AM
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I hooked up with the ugliest girl I've ever seen during spring break senior year of college. Let's say it involved getting super drunk, sort of curious as to what this girl would do if I put my hands down her pants in the middle of the dance floor, and then finishing up the job on the beach. All my friends saw it and we all laughed about it the next day. I still wear it as a badge of honor. I played it off so casually they actually thought I was cooler for having done it without any shame whatsoever. No shame in my game...evar.

She at least had a decent body. But her face looked like her dad beat her with the ugly stick until it bent in.
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
She at least had a decent body. But her face looked like her dad beat her with the ugly stick until it bent in.
I think I've seen her before...
Old 09-20-2005, 02:20 PM
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would anyone fuck an ugly fat girl if she was rich as hell and would've bought u anything you wanted.
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Originally Posted by ks112
would anyone fuck an ugly fat girl if she was rich as hell and would've bought u anything you wanted.
So, basically, would I prostitute myself?
Old 09-20-2005, 02:27 PM
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The first time I had a chance with an "unpretty girl" she was also a little more than chunky and the lights were on... So I made out with her, but left promptly, saying I didn't want things to get weird between us... never came back...



But now with a little more experience under my belt, I'm more choosy from the start and don't put myself in those situations... and can handle a girl with a little extra, just not tooooooo much extra.
Old 09-20-2005, 03:41 PM
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already have (this was at a family wedding). god damned alcohol and drugs. still made fun of. even by my dad.
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I don't think I could have great sex if she wasn't good looking enough to arrouse me. And who wants to be hallucinating on drugs or drunk to just have sex?

I need a good looking girl.
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Old 09-25-2005, 04:34 AM
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Fat chicks need love too.

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They just gotta pay.
Old 09-25-2005, 07:40 PM
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I need to date someone I'm attracted to. The only problem would be if they're a bad kisser. That kills it for me. I love to kiss, and it better be damn good. So good that we can kiss so much that there's whisker burn everywhere. That being said, I would NEVER date an ugly person because they're good at sex/good kisser. But I couldn't date someone hot who was lame in teh sack.
Old 09-26-2005, 09:17 AM
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If the bitch had a decent body. Never a fat bitch.
Old 09-26-2005, 09:20 AM
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Physical attraction is what makes you holla at a chick anyway. so it depends
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I have to at least be physically attracted to her. If I can't get it up because she's as large as an airplane, it ain't happenin'. I've dated some "questionable" girls before so there's no ego issue with me, it's strictly physical attraction.
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Originally Posted by btsilver
If the bitch had a decent body. Never a fat bitch.
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