okay this girl I found out by my grandma's house is getting divorced(she's 22)(i'm 21) and she's SLAMMING(she got Homecoming queen). she's smart and got pretty nice money(she's got a 03 Accord EX or LX v6 coupe black)(i hated the dude she married he was always ripping on my High School he was a royal doushe bag. now he's done . but I don't wanna sound like an ass but I want a shot with her. what should i do. I mow grandma's lawn tommarrow should i try to mow her's as a nice guy offer. I've talked with her 1 or 2 times. so any tips. I don't wanna rush into it and look like an idiot. but I want her to know yeah i wanna go out with her.

 

shes going through a divorce, i doubt the first thing shes gonna be looking for is a new relationship.
you might end up being a rebound

 

i know now i'm torn between waiting on Ashley getting over her divorce(which is the chick that's hot and lives by my grandma) or I got Amy who i got waiting on my me but she isn't as hot as Ashley but Amy knows A LOT about cars(cause she autocrosses).

Plus I got Sarah to add to the mix.(she's the Hardware chick) she works in a Hardware. 5 ft 100 lbs. chick

 

well first of all, none of you guys are really utilizing the full potential of LYING.

that being said:

LIE dude, i'm being honest, i've seen your picture, and you're "riding" on 15's? and she won homecoming queen? well, being as though you live in Ohio, i'm sure she's only like a 5, BUT STILL... LIE!!!

Tell you're president of the (insert random bike gang here), you have a huge criminal arrest record, and you have 2 kids from different girls...etc. etc etc.

 

don't listen to me, i'm a big hypocrit

 

don't mow her lawn unless you want to go for the 'maybe she will bang the hired help' angle.

 

what she said.

 

damn someone been drinking haterade.
first off Last time you saw my pic yeah i was a chubby bastard. Now since i lost 120 lbs i look better.#2. She is a homecoming queen at the neighboring school district i went to.(TRUST ME SHE WAS SLAMMING).

Now as far as president of the Ruff Rider's local racing 4-wheeler and dirt bike club yeah I was we had about 10 members.
we had 2 guys running 400 EX's(including me), 1 guy running a Yamaha Banshee, 1 guy running(he just got it when it around shortly before i sold my 400) a Polaris Predator, 1 guy running a Yamaha Raptor 2 Members running CR 250s 1 member running YZ450 1 Member running a RM250 and 1 Member with a CBF450(which is a bad ass dirt bike).

 

True as true can be.

Dude it sounds to me like you need to figure out what you want.

1) to sleep around?
2) to date?
3) to have a relationship?

Find the answer to one of those questions before you start confusing the hell out of yourself, then get royally fucked up or over.

 

i know i want a relationship but just i got choices i gotta make a decision soon

 

i guess this problem is better than all that sherry bitching u used to do

 

you are hilarious dude I feel like im reading an adolescent girls diary when reading your posts

 

 

 

just to think i was concidering that for the rest of my life. (i guess when your in love your blind to problems. but now i look back at it and i'm think god did it blow) man if i would have married her i promise you i would have ate a bullet by the time i was 35.(cause she didn't have much money so getting a divorce she would have take got a bunch of my sh!t or i could listen to nag at me for stupid sh!t(for the rest of my life), or death(and of the 3 it's about the best sounding one).

I noticed like at the end (seriously) i felt like my soul was dieing. I was just a shell. yeah i was a guy but yeah i'd look happy cause i didn't want to say yeah my soon to be wife a controlling b!tch. who moans and crys about anything i do. She's the one that forced me to get engaged. She said lets get engaged. I really didn't want to. but she basically said do it or it's over(she was still semi-nice at this time)(i thought maybe if i got her a nice diamound(which i did with the wedding band it was like 1.3 caret) she'd chill out. so as time went on she kept on turning the screw tighter and tighter on control over my life. and finally i popped. i couldn't take it anymore.
and i've talked with my buds they said yeah it sucks to break up.but it's better off now than 25 years down the road when your married. because you got kids, plus she gets 1/2 of your sh!t. plus the longer your with her the harder it is.
so yeah it sucks kind of now but i'm trying to move on.

 

i don't have any pics of Ashley,or Amy
but i'm not gonna go over to Ashley's house and say hey how you doing heard about your divorce that blows. now can i take your pic with the digital camera.
that pretty much shoots my chances with her right there.

 

Gotta make a decision soon??? Aren't you like 21?? You've got ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD! Live it while you're still young..

And watch out *if* you end up being the rebound guy. Be real cautious.. I got my brain scrambled by someone like this.. I was absolutely head-over-heels for someone and it crashed & burned. Hurt pretty bad. I think most divorcees don't have their sh*t together mentally for a while. Just watch out for it. If yoda had a saying for it it'd be "mess with your mind, she will.."

 

I have a lot of American friends and spend a lot of time in the States....now maybe it's just me, but it seems like a lot of you get engaged and married very young...ages20-23 seem really popular? Is this true or just a coincidence of people I've met.

I only know one couple that is in that age group and engaged. I don't know anyone married in it though.

ps. Walter - the best kinds of relationships (the lasting kind) are ones that often start with a friendship or are based on a friendship....so if you're serious about the chick by your grandma's...be her friend first, it will be beneficial to you both. Besides, that way you can meet all her friends...maybe someone equally as hot, but with no baggage

 

lmao