This goes back to the waitress and for those who don't know the story... I was rapping to some waitress several months ago and her co-worker started hawking us. He cockblocked me the next time I went back by blocking her path with his arm when I was leaving. I didn't go back until yesterday, but I needed a good wingwoman so the coworker wouldn't feel threatened and here's how I totally fucked up. I brought a girl with me who was supposed to be trustable and very cool, but one major problem, this girl used to have a crush on me. I thought she was over me as I've never fooled around with her and gave her several indications that I never would, but apparently she's not over me. I told her the gameplan was just chill out, keep your mouth shut, and let me do my thing. This idiot of a girl I brought to the restaurant starts getting chummy with the waitress, exchanging phone numbers and e-mail info with her, all the while claiming she'd help the waitress with a financial aid problem for school. I ripped on the girl when we left the restaurant and took the paper with the waitress' info on it even though the idiot girl told the waitress I'd be the one calling her with the financial aid info. New fucking rule! Never, ever bring a girl who has, had, or even remotely thought about having a crush on you to meet another girl. Girls who like you and you don't like them back will get fuckin evil on you!

 

I am ashamed of you...28 and you just figured this out???

 

I'm kicking myself right now. Any way to rectify things? I'm not gonna rap to the waitress anymore anyway as the cockblocker turned out to be her boyfriend, but if my idiot so called "friend" goes back to see her and reveals me with the wingwoman plan and all that shit, I'm gonna get red in front of my waitress friend.

 

 

next time cough up some $$$ and get a professional

http://www.wingwomen.com/

 

Eh, that wasn't such a bad plan. Bottom line, she'll probably be flattered by the thought.

Try ordering some food to go. When you stop in to pick it up, see if the coast is clear(no boyfriend action) and just decide to eat there. It may give you some more time to lay your thing down without the interuptions.

 

very interesting... tried it before?

 

eat somewhere else, besides the hooter girls are just there to flurt. Try that new restaurant 'raisins'

 

Do I get to select my Wingwoman?
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now thats a good web page

 

Damn Dean, gotta say I didn't expect you to make mistake like this. I never use wingwomen, at least not intentionally. Either I do solo missions or I roll with one of my trusted wingmen, chicks are too unpredictable.

 

true but honestly when u got a girl by your side (especially if shes fine) most other girls will jock harder....

 

why the need for a new thread and howcome this wasnt mentioned until now after u posted the 1st time?

 

Waddy man, I'm shocked at myself. This wingwoman was supposed to be a good friend to me, a trusted confidant, but you can never underestimate the power of a crush. I really thought she was over me by now, but hey, when you can't shake'em, you know you got something going on. I'm never introducing the fake wingwoman to any girl again. I do have other wingwomen who I absolutely know wouldn't do this to me, but after this incident, I'm not rolling with anyone on a new rap.

 

nope, just read about it on the other thread

 

Oh yeah the power of a chick by your side is undeniable, BUT not as a wingwoman. Every wingwoman I've had has been unintentional, some chick hanging with me that causes other chicks to take even more of a notice of me. Usually this causes them to approach first, and once they do I take it from there.

But I never purposely roll with a chick when I'm on a mission.

 

I should have asked your advice before I made this mistake.