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Old 06-26-2013, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
PM List:
1) Whiskers
2) Majofo
3) Beez
I'll send a PM to you guys and everyone else who wanted in either tonight or tomorrow. It's not the same blonde though. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just as much though. Fresh 18 year old.

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How do you know this blonde is a freak in the sack if went wet noodle thinking about your ex.

this is from April so you've probably turned gay or gotten back with original basket case by now
I'm gay now. I'm surprised nobody else found out.

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Thread was hilarious. If you're really using magnums, get the "Thin" kind. Feel better and can keep your noodle attentive
The "thin" ones broke on me once and if it wasn't for the morning after pill I would probably have a kid right now. I've just stuck to the regular ones ever since the scare. Plus you can't buy the thins in the 36 pack. I'll consider going back to them after I run out again.
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Old 06-26-2013, 11:52 PM
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PM's sent. It said I could only send to three people at once so it took longer than expected. If anyone else wants the pics just PM one of the guys on the list and they'll forward it to you.

Officially checking out of this thread.
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:49 AM
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if you found a 'new' 18 year old, does this mean you broke up with the ex or are just a playa now? What happened this time lol
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Old 06-27-2013, 01:06 AM
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Send monies via Paypal for barely legal tenderoni pics..
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:57 AM
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cheers mate.

maj, were you able to see the second pic? it didn't load for me
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Old 06-27-2013, 09:18 AM
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:28 AM
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thanks for the PM! made my day!
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Old 06-27-2013, 11:23 AM
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thanks for the PM! made my day!
Mine too.
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I received no Paypal.. Neither did Whiskers.. damn you Beez!
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:12 PM
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Nice work! BTW, the second pic is not showing up for me either.
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:34 PM
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can i get in on the pm's too?
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:44 PM
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Not me, they told me if I got caught fapping at work again I will get fired for sure (Gov Job).
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Old 06-27-2013, 01:16 PM
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Shit I always miss the good stuff...

Hilarious thread btw. Rivaling the levels of self-deprecation that went down in the swinging thread...
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Old 06-27-2013, 01:42 PM
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Not me, they told me if I got caught fapping at work again I will get fired for sure (Gov Job).
Thanks Obama
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Shit I always miss the good stuff...

Hilarious thread btw. Rivaling the levels of self-deprecation that went down in the swinging thread...
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Old 06-27-2013, 07:25 PM
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I bet she got passed around. Like the slut she is.
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Old 07-03-2013, 06:59 AM
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^^ no point. Looks like he already took the pictures down.
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Good thing I saved them..
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Old 10-09-2013, 02:54 PM
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LOL I think every man has been thru this embarrassment lol the manhood not getting up when it was suppose to specially for a hot piece of ass. the only way to get out of that situation is either start making the girl laugh with jokes about why its not getting up or else she going to think that you don't think shes not that hot for you to get up or make her give you some head, that alwys works
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Old 10-09-2013, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Acura_Swag
LOL I think every man has been thru this embarrassment lol the manhood not getting up when it was suppose to specially for a hot piece of ass. the only way to get out of that situation is either start making the girl laugh with jokes about why its not getting up or else she going to think that you don't think shes not that hot for you to get up or make her give you some head, that alwys works
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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How'd I'd miss out on pics
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i dont even remember what she looks like.
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