how old is too old?
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From: Ballston Lake, NY
Doin' da crack shuffle
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From: Philly and Bowie
Originally Posted by mantis23
11 years? that isn't too bad.
my biggest spead was 18 years.
ohh, and you better hit that shit.
my biggest spead was 18 years.
ohh, and you better hit that shit.
Mine was 20 years diff.
I was 18, she was 38.
Strictly sex though.
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From: Tempe, Arizona
Originally Posted by Red-CL
I still think you look like Marques Houston.
so easy its almost scary
:ghey:
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Man that milf is hot! You need to GET THAT and stop contemplating. If it where me I
would give her a kid of my own. j/k That milf is beautiful!
This almost reminds me of " Lucky 14 year old kid bangs his teacher " thread.
Except it should read " Lucky 25 year old
of a 36 year old teacher". 
Go handle that this weekend and take pics for us. I wanna see her in a thong. Peace!
would give her a kid of my own. j/k That milf is beautiful!
This almost reminds me of " Lucky 14 year old kid bangs his teacher " thread.
Except it should read " Lucky 25 year old
of a 36 year old teacher". Go handle that this weekend and take pics for us. I wanna see her in a thong. Peace!
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From: Fresno, CA
Originally Posted by Waddy
Two words:
Sex Video
Preferably just one of her lis masturbating or something, we don't need your hairy ass fucking up the shot.
Sex Video
Preferably just one of her lis masturbating or something, we don't need your hairy ass fucking up the shot.
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From: Los Angeles, Ca
Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
I was browsing through an online dating forum the other day to see what kind of people register for that kinda thing in my area. Anyway, many of the girls looked pretty hot so i decided what the hell, and created a profile.
Well i just got an email from a 36 year old elementary school teacher. She looks pretty hot from her pics but shes 11 years older than me, not to mention a milf X 2. I emailed her back and she wants to go out this weekend. Ive never dated a girl more than 3 years older than me. What do you all think? Anyone here ever given Stella her groove back? Think its worth a date or am i just asking for baggage and drama?
Thanks all, i know i can count on acl for some good advice.
Well i just got an email from a 36 year old elementary school teacher. She looks pretty hot from her pics but shes 11 years older than me, not to mention a milf X 2. I emailed her back and she wants to go out this weekend. Ive never dated a girl more than 3 years older than me. What do you all think? Anyone here ever given Stella her groove back? Think its worth a date or am i just asking for baggage and drama?
Thanks all, i know i can count on acl for some good advice.
Just go out and have good time, be on the look out for warning signs of super baggage or issues.
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she just wants to FCUK, son! oldest I've been with is 38, to my 25.
WARNING! older chicks in decent shape, have MAD stamina, and MAD sexual appetite. she will wear you out! just remember to come back and tell us how your viscious rape went!
WARNING! older chicks in decent shape, have MAD stamina, and MAD sexual appetite. she will wear you out! just remember to come back and tell us how your viscious rape went!
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From: Tempe, Arizona
Originally Posted by AcuraTLjaTT559
he still hasn't gave me the web address for that dating site.... 
my bad, www.match.com
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update.....went out with her last night, DAAAAAAAMN!!! 
I leave it at that for now because i gotta run but ill catch up with yall later. Untill then, let your imagination role fellas.
I leave it at that for now because i gotta run but ill catch up with yall later. Untill then, let your imagination role fellas.
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From: Orlando FL
Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
update.....went out with her last night, DAAAAAAAMN!!!
I leave it at that for now because i gotta run but ill catch up with yall later. Untill then, let your imagination role fellas.
I leave it at that for now because i gotta run but ill catch up with yall later. Untill then, let your imagination role fellas.
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From: Philly and Bowie
Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
update.....went out with her last night, DAAAAAAAMN!!!
I leave it at that for now because i gotta run but ill catch up with yall later. Untill then, let your imagination role fellas.
I leave it at that for now because i gotta run but ill catch up with yall later. Untill then, let your imagination role fellas.
das it?
WTF? I was waiting to hear some sleazy stories and the good teacher and the bad student.
tell us some of teh dirty
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Alright ya'll, back with the scoop...
So i met up with her and her friends at a local brewfest. We decided to meet there in case this didnt work out. At date time, i roll out to this place and there were already several hundred people
I circled the place about twice looking for the little hottie from the picture. Eventually, I get this soft tap on the shoulder as im walking and i think two things; either a homie from around the way sees me, or its the MILF. I pause for a second and turn around to see this fine ass, sexy girl in a short mini skirt, long tan and toned legs and a georgious face.
Anyway, after i pick my game back up off the floor and take a second to compose myself, I give her a quick hug and hello.
We spent the rest of the night laughing, drinking, and talking about how were going to rock each others world later that night. From all the conversation about the panties she was wearing, the bra she wasnt, and more, I wanted to wax this 36 year old ass so bad by the end of the night
i was anxious for the bars to close. So after several 
i hear the magic words, LAST CALL! Kick ass! We talk about a cab, but for some reason neither of us were drunk....at all. Something was in the booze because what seemed like a lot of beer and shots amounted to a light buzz. After a short cab conversation, i loaded her up in the CLS and head back to the burbs. The whole car ride back im trying to think of the right thing to say to get invited back to her house. I didnt want her to come to my place since im living with my parents for while searching for a house. So as i pull up to her car (2002 bug which made her all the hotter, love girls in new bugs) she leans over and shoves her tounge down my throught. Im thinking, 
but when we pull back, i dont have shit to say! While i pick my tounge up off the ground and try and think of somethin smooth to say, she smiles reaches for the door.
There goes my hottie, into the night and there isnt shit i can do about it. On the bright side, we hit it off very well and are going to the beach next weekend. I guess ill have to wait a whole week to thank god for 
So i met up with her and her friends at a local brewfest. We decided to meet there in case this didnt work out. At date time, i roll out to this place and there were already several hundred people
I circled the place about twice looking for the little hottie from the picture. Eventually, I get this soft tap on the shoulder as im walking and i think two things; either a homie from around the way sees me, or its the MILF. I pause for a second and turn around to see this fine ass, sexy girl in a short mini skirt, long tan and toned legs and a georgious face.
Anyway, after i pick my game back up off the floor and take a second to compose myself, I give her a quick hug and hello.We spent the rest of the night laughing, drinking, and talking about how were going to rock each others world later that night. From all the conversation about the panties she was wearing, the bra she wasnt, and more, I wanted to wax this 36 year old ass so bad by the end of the night
i was anxious for the bars to close. So after several i hear the magic words, LAST CALL! Kick ass! We talk about a cab, but for some reason neither of us were drunk....at all. Something was in the booze because what seemed like a lot of beer and shots amounted to a light buzz. After a short cab conversation, i loaded her up in the CLS and head back to the burbs. The whole car ride back im trying to think of the right thing to say to get invited back to her house. I didnt want her to come to my place since im living with my parents for while searching for a house. So as i pull up to her car (2002 bug which made her all the hotter, love girls in new bugs) she leans over and shoves her tounge down my throught. Im thinking, but when we pull back, i dont have shit to say! While i pick my tounge up off the ground and try and think of somethin smooth to say, she smiles reaches for the door.There goes my hottie, into the night and there isnt shit i can do about it. On the bright side, we hit it off very well and are going to the beach next weekend. I guess ill have to wait a whole week to
thank god for