View Poll Results: On Average - How many times do you change positions per fuk?
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How many times do you change positions per session?
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Cruisin'
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How many times do you change positions per session?
Trying to gauge how many time most people change positions during sex?
My g/f thinks I like to change positions too much, I like maybe 3-4 positions per fuk...how many position changes is too many??
My g/f thinks I like to change positions too much, I like maybe 3-4 positions per fuk...how many position changes is too many??
SVTMike. Do you put her in a submission while giving it? lol
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Big White Chocolate
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Originally Posted by phipark
sober 2-3
drunk 6-7
drunk 6-7
A better question is: How long do you stay in each position?
And to whoever answered zero: Shit, I change positions at least once when I'm jacking off.
Pro
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From: Boston, MA
With us, it's around 4-6. She likes a couple of different positions while she's getting off and I like a couple different ones. If she's taking too long we switch a lot so neither one of us is doing too much and getting tired.
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From: MD
Uh... I voted before I thought about oral... Damn ok so then maybe 5-6?... 2-3, is somewhat boring. I wanna see what angles she can/can't take it. and also wanna see how she looks like in different positions. Some chicks look better on their tums (LOL) and some better on back, and SOME even better on side!!
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From: MD
Ok.. I jus thought about it, and if everything is done correct you can FLY past 2-3.. Unless you got no stamina.. 
Ouch. Well, "Missionary" should always be followed by the "Pile Driver" and the "Lift Off", but I like the "Folded Chair" better. Then maybe switchin to "Parallel Parking" as a general position, but if you were lookin for another pos. that would ultimatley change into ANOTHER I say go for "The Wishbone" if you wanna go back to "Mission" and possible "Cowgirl" or "Reverse Cowgirl" (Dependin on what you wanna see LOL) or you can go for "The Rail Splitter" if you wanna turn the other cheek. 
. From the Splitter you can go "Doggie", and then my favorite.. "The Plowman"!!! Okay I'm done. Sorry for the paragraph. Please dont give me neg. points for this. LOL 
Ouch. Well, "Missionary" should always be followed by the "Pile Driver" and the "Lift Off", but I like the "Folded Chair" better. Then maybe switchin to "Parallel Parking" as a general position, but if you were lookin for another pos. that would ultimatley change into ANOTHER I say go for "The Wishbone" if you wanna go back to "Mission" and possible "Cowgirl" or "Reverse Cowgirl" (Dependin on what you wanna see LOL) or you can go for "The Rail Splitter" if you wanna turn the other cheek. . From the Splitter you can go "Doggie", and then my favorite.. "The Plowman"!!! Okay I'm done. Sorry for the paragraph. Please dont give me neg. points for this. LOL
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From: In my Skin
Originally Posted by MightySemen
Ok.. I jus thought about it, and if everything is done correct you can FLY past 2-3.. Unless you got no stamina.. Ouch. Well, "Missionary" should always be followed by the "Pile Driver" and the "Lift Off", but I like the "Folded Chair" better. Then maybe switchin to "Parallel Parking" as a general position, but if you were lookin for another pos. that would ultimatley change into ANOTHER I say go for "The Wishbone" if you wanna go back to "Mission" and possible "Cowgirl" or "Reverse Cowgirl" (Dependin on what you wanna see LOL) or you can go for "The Rail Splitter" if you wanna turn the other cheek. . From the Splitter you can go "Doggie", and then my favorite.. "The Plowman"!!! Okay I'm done. Sorry for the paragraph. Please dont give me neg. points for this. LOL
Ouch. Well, "Missionary" should always be followed by the "Pile Driver" and the "Lift Off", but I like the "Folded Chair" better. Then maybe switchin to "Parallel Parking" as a general position, but if you were lookin for another pos. that would ultimatley change into ANOTHER I say go for "The Wishbone" if you wanna go back to "Mission" and possible "Cowgirl" or "Reverse Cowgirl" (Dependin on what you wanna see LOL) or you can go for "The Rail Splitter" if you wanna turn the other cheek. . From the Splitter you can go "Doggie", and then my favorite.. "The Plowman"!!! Okay I'm done. Sorry for the paragraph. Please dont give me neg. points for this. LOL You are off the hook mighty!!! You sound like mooj from the 40 year old virgin!
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From: MD
Originally Posted by MightySemen
Uh... I voted before I thought about oral... Damn ok so then maybe 5-6?... 2-3, is somewhat boring. I wanna see what angles she can/can't take it. and also wanna see how she looks like in different positions. Some chicks look better on their tums (LOL) and some better on back, and SOME even better on side!!
it's foreplay.
Last edited by Mike 350Z; Jun 19, 2007 at 01:46 PM.
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From: MD
Originally Posted by Mike 350Z
oral doesn't count. it's foreplay.
it's foreplay.WHAT????? No!! THats bullshyt... Look. 1.you can go down, 2. she can go down, 3. 69, 4. Standing up 69, 5. BJ from the back, 6. she can sit on your face, 7. you can be right on her so all she gotta do is lift her head up, 8. you can sit straight up and jus have her shoulders on the floor/bed/table and her legs wrapped around your shoulders, 9. 69 side ways spooning, 10. bent over reverse eat out, 11. she can be laided back on a bed/chair/table and have her head hangin off, that way you got more to see and do plus you got control (dont abuse your control!!!!!), and 12. the majority of these are transitional.
So... I dunno about you.. But I can definetly have some multi-positioned sex without even going INTO anything serious. Foreplay is setting the mood, perfect timing, rub rub, touch touch, kiss kiss, relaxing, massage, tease, flirt,what ever you may do, ALL that... You know... The build up is the most important!! You can build up for HOURS!! (Its difficult and some females cant take it but the pay off is SOOOO WORTH IT!!!
)...In any case.. Why do you think they call it Oral... Sex?.. NOT foreplay.
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From: In my Skin
Originally Posted by MightySemen
WHAT????? No!! THats bullshyt... Look. 1.you can go down, 2. she can go down, 3. 69, 4. Standing up 69, 5. BJ from the back, 6. she can sit on your face, 7. you can be right on her so all she gotta do is lift her head up, 8. you can sit straight up and jus have her shoulders on the floor/bed/table and her legs wrapped around your shoulders, 9. 69 side ways spooning, 10. bent over reverse eat out, 11. she can be laided back on a bed/chair/table and have her head hangin off, that way you got more to see and do plus you got control (dont abuse your control!!!!!), and 12. the majority of these are transitional.
So... I dunno about you.. But I can definetly have some multi-positioned sex without even going INTO anything serious. Foreplay is setting the mood, perfect timing, rub rub, touch touch, kiss kiss, relaxing, massage, tease, flirt,what ever you may do, ALL that... You know... The build up is the most important!! You can build up for HOURS!! (Its difficult and some females cant take it but the pay off is SOOOO WORTH IT!!! )...
In any case.. Why do you think they call it Oral... Sex?.. NOT foreplay.
So... I dunno about you.. But I can definetly have some multi-positioned sex without even going INTO anything serious. Foreplay is setting the mood, perfect timing, rub rub, touch touch, kiss kiss, relaxing, massage, tease, flirt,what ever you may do, ALL that... You know... The build up is the most important!! You can build up for HOURS!! (Its difficult and some females cant take it but the pay off is SOOOO WORTH IT!!!
)...In any case.. Why do you think they call it Oral... Sex?.. NOT foreplay.
HE'S A SUPER FREAK, SUPER FREAK HE IS SUPER FREAKY!!!
Shyt Happens 4 a REASON!!
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From: MD
Originally Posted by LSBoogie
I switch the magazine to my left hand then reach and grab the lotion with the right. Does that count as 2 or 3?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MAN IS HILARIOUS!!!... 
LOL
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From: NoVA
Originally Posted by MightySemen
Ok.. I jus thought about it, and if everything is done correct you can FLY past 2-3.. Unless you got no stamina.. Ouch. Well, "Missionary" should always be followed by the "Pile Driver" and the "Lift Off", but I like the "Folded Chair" better. Then maybe switchin to "Parallel Parking" as a general position, but if you were lookin for another pos. that would ultimatley change into ANOTHER I say go for "The Wishbone" if you wanna go back to "Mission" and possible "Cowgirl" or "Reverse Cowgirl" (Dependin on what you wanna see LOL) or you can go for "The Rail Splitter" if you wanna turn the other cheek. . From the Splitter you can go "Doggie", and then my favorite.. "The Plowman"!!! Okay I'm done. Sorry for the paragraph. Please dont give me neg. points for this. LOL
Ouch. Well, "Missionary" should always be followed by the "Pile Driver" and the "Lift Off", but I like the "Folded Chair" better. Then maybe switchin to "Parallel Parking" as a general position, but if you were lookin for another pos. that would ultimatley change into ANOTHER I say go for "The Wishbone" if you wanna go back to "Mission" and possible "Cowgirl" or "Reverse Cowgirl" (Dependin on what you wanna see LOL) or you can go for "The Rail Splitter" if you wanna turn the other cheek. . From the Splitter you can go "Doggie", and then my favorite.. "The Plowman"!!! Okay I'm done. Sorry for the paragraph. Please dont give me neg. points for this. LOL you are crazy homie...that is the first time i have heard all those names...but the funny thing is i kind of already know what they look like...great job...lmmfao@pareallel parking.....crazy....gotta get back into the D&R threads...i pretty much keep it...mission...then cowgirl...then cowboy....then paralell parking....and repeat...lol...
now are we also gonna add positions like the g which are transition fuks...like the roll over...
that's SOOOO funny!
Instructor
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there should be a "not gettin any" choice.. until then, i'm just reading and continuing to see what i'm missing.. oh well, it's entertaining anyway.
i think that the last great sex i had was like 5 positions
i think that the last great sex i had was like 5 positions
Shyt Happens 4 a REASON!!
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From: MD
Originally Posted by Agent 47
ok, I just read the thread. I'm going to try to parallel park tonight. Thank you Mighty.
*How the hell do you parraell park the computer monitor*....
*How the hell do you parraell park the computer monitor*....
This thread is HILARIOUS!!!
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
there should be a "not gettin any" choice.. until then, i'm just reading and continuing to see what i'm missing.. oh well, it's entertaining anyway.
i think that the last great sex i had was like 5 positions
i think that the last great sex i had was like 5 positions
Are you still married to that dead beat?
Time to update the thread!
Instructor
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From: Lake Elsinore, CA
hhhmm you remember me..... the answer is yes, at least he has a job now, but guess what i got laid off in march.. i just have to realize that i'm just doomed to not have sex, it's been since feb, like b4 valentines day. and there is no way he's cheating, he has no time to... lol... he just has ZERO sex drive 
