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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 09:45 PM
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How to find a good girl....

Listen i dont know how many of you saw the movie bronx tale...but i wonder if this works to find a good girl...This is a direct quote from the movie..

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.

Calogero: Just like that?

Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.


if anyone trys it tell me how it works out...
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 09:50 PM
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Re: How to find a good girl....

Originally posted by mikeymobiles
Listen i dont know how many of you saw the movie bronx tale...but i wonder if this works to find a good girl...This is a direct quote from the movie..

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.

Calogero: Just like that?

Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.


if anyone trys it tell me how it works out...

OoOO so thats the name of that movie. Now days its probably not if she reaches over as much as if she clicks the button on her side of the car haha... I guess its an indication on if she is considerate or not. Whenever I've gone out with a guy without auto locks I've always opened the door for him. Don't take my word for it though, just got DUMPED...haha so I guess the door thing didn't work for me very well..come to think of it I always opened my X's door
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 09:52 PM
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Mine physically pushes the door open for me after I slide her in the car. I open her door even though I have a remote.
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 09:52 PM
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Its called the bitch test. It works both ways.

Course doesnt really float with keyless entry nowadays. But some girls say, " you know this takes the point out me unlocking your door."

It just means they are thoughtful, doesnt mean you have a definate keeper.
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 09:53 PM
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And yes you should always open the door for her, chivarly aint dead, just forgotten, and that stuff earns you big points.
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Old Oct 13, 2003 | 10:39 PM
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Originally posted by sarlacc23
And yes you should always open the door for her, chivarly aint dead, just forgotten, and that stuff earns you big points.
With which girls?
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 04:47 AM
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Originally posted by amisconception
With which girls?
seriuosly...the ho's i hang out with dont give a shit..as long as you get them a beer from the keg..
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 05:40 AM
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Re: How to find a good girl....

Originally posted by mikeymobiles
Listen i dont know how many of you saw the movie bronx tale...but i wonder if this works to find a good girl...This is a direct quote from the movie..

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.

Calogero: Just like that?

Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.


if anyone trys it tell me how it works out...

You shouldn't judge the girl on just one test. hahaha, u gotta do a bunch because she might not know how to unlock the door etc. Or it might be dark to see. hahaha who knows
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 05:48 AM
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Originally posted by amisconception
With which girls?
Good girls/Nice girls dig that shit. Opening doors, giving up your seat on the bus to an old lady, etc. will earn you big points with nice girls. Ho's don't care, and are only good for one thing

I was taught at an early age that a couple of key phrases will get you far in life:

1) Excuse me
2) Thank you
3) Please

and

4) Up your's Buddy

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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 06:04 AM
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That's a moive, In real life that doesn't mean anything, or work, or is any kind of indication.
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 06:56 AM
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kind of stupid. ive always had car with automatic locks and keyless entry and as such im used to it. I would forget to think that maybe his door is still locked.

depending on my mood though i sometimes lock or unlock my bf's door as he gets to it
its mucho funny to lock him out.
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 07:46 AM
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The "truck driver" theory was a better one IMO.
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 11:45 AM
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Originally posted by Chaptorial
The "truck driver" theory was a better one IMO.
Wat the hell is that?
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 12:14 PM
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Originally posted by fuzzy02CLS
That's a moive, In real life that doesn't mean anything, or work, or is any kind of indication.
I've been called out on it. And when I finally did it, she opened my door from the inside. so unless she watched the movie too...Which can very well be true...

Eitherway all's said and done...I'm happy...she's happy...
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 12:33 PM
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Originally posted by sarlacc23
And yes you should always open the door for her, chivarly aint dead, just forgotten, and that stuff earns you big points.
It's dead and women killed it. I actually had a date get MAD at me once for opening my car door for her...
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 12:40 PM
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Originally posted by Gilgamesh
It's dead and women killed it. I actually had a date get MAD at me once for opening my car door for her...
Equal rights huh?
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 12:50 PM
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Equal rights huh?
I guess so...shit...and there I was thinking I was being a gentleman and had at least a few things right
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 06:09 PM
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I guess so...shit...and there I was thinking I was being a gentleman and had at least a few things right
No, you had it right. She was just dumb. Maybe she was one of those radical crazy feminists? :shudder:
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 06:17 PM
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i was so waiting for someone to mention this...

on my first date with my ex-girlfriend, i acutally did this shit and walked around the back of the car and she opened the door, i was trippin on this shit. we hooked up the first night and from there it went to shits for the next 6-7 months.

that is one sign that i really think means little or not much at all.
but it was cool for that to happen in the movie and then in real life, anyway, i was kinda pyscd about it for awhile and later showed her the movie and pointed out the specific part and got some more and didnt finish watching that awsome movie.
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by sarlacc23
And yes you should always open the door for her, chivarly aint dead, just forgotten, and that stuff earns you big points.
Good girls/Nice girls dig that shit. Opening doors, giving up your seat on the bus to an old lady, etc. will earn you big points with nice girls. Ho's don't care, and are only good for one thing

I was taught at an early age that a couple of key phrases will get you far in life:

1) Excuse me
2) Thank you
3) Please


THANK YOU!!!

finally guys that realize having manners will actually make a difference!
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 08:08 PM
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only to some girls. i dont want a real prim and proper guy. if he behaves in public for a tad bit, he can be as crude as he wants at home
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Old Oct 14, 2003 | 08:10 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
only to some girls. i dont want a real prim and proper guy. if he behaves in public for a tad bit, he can be as crude as he wants at home
true....
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 08:14 AM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
only to some girls. i dont want a real prim and proper guy. if he behaves in public for a tad bit, he can be as crude as he wants at home
behaves in public?? what happens if they don't do you put them in time-out?

Hmmm...wait, that could be interesting, add some rope and...oh, um, sorry, daydreaming out loud again
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 08:39 AM
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Originally posted by NetamiAccord
behaves in public?? what happens if they don't do you put them in time-out?

Hmmm...wait, that could be interesting, add some rope and...oh, um, sorry, daydreaming out loud again
Wat no wireless remote control? Man gets out of hand, press the red button for pain. Man good, press green for pleasure. hahaha Oh man I think i just scared myself there. Hopefully that invention will never come about.
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 08:47 AM
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the man would steal the control and constantly hit the green button
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 08:53 AM
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Hee! Remote controls rock
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 08:55 AM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
the man would steal the control and constantly hit the green button
Damn but a stupid man like me wouldn't think of that. But I store that away for future reference.
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 10:44 AM
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rats were smart enough to do that.

they could either hit a button that made them come, or hit a button that fed them.

they hit the pleasure button so much they died of starvation.
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 01:04 PM
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behaves in public?? what happens if they don't do you put them in time-out?

Hmmm...wait, that could be interesting, add some rope and...oh, um, sorry, daydreaming out loud again
f'n
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 01:54 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
rats were smart enough to do that.

they could either hit a button that made them come, or hit a button that fed them.

they hit the pleasure button so much they died of starvation.
no shit!!!!????
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 02:41 PM
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easier said than done. sucks when u find a good one and then let her slip through ur figers though.
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 02:49 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
rats were smart enough to do that.

they could either hit a button that made them come, or hit a button that fed them.

they hit the pleasure button so much they died of starvation.
BUWHAHAHAHA

girl i lurve you!!!

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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 02:51 PM
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oh and the Truck Driver thing, thats the Mario Test. it basically goes like this-

Mario talking to Cologeno-

M: "i give her the mario test"
C: "whats that"
M: "thats when you go out with this girl, and you take her for a ride on the freeway. then you gotta find one of these big 18 wheelers, and get the drivers attention. As soon as the driver is looking in your car, you grab this broads head and shove it between your legs. If she starts goin down on you, knowin the guy in the truck is watching, shes a slut and cant be trusted"

there ya go, the Mario Test
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 03:43 PM
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oh and the Truck Driver thing, thats the Mario Test. it basically goes like this-

Mario talking to Cologeno-

M: "i give her the mario test"
C: "whats that"
M: "thats when you go out with this girl, and you take her for a ride on the freeway. then you gotta find one of these big 18 wheelers, and get the drivers attention. As soon as the driver is looking in your car, you grab this broads head and shove it between your legs. If she starts goin down on you, knowin the guy in the truck is watching, shes a slut and cant be trusted"

there ya go, the Mario Test
makes sense
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Old Oct 16, 2003 | 02:21 PM
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oh and the Truck Driver thing, thats the Mario Test. it basically goes like this-

Mario talking to Cologeno-

M: "i give her the mario test"
C: "whats that"
M: "thats when you go out with this girl, and you take her for a ride on the freeway. then you gotta find one of these big 18 wheelers, and get the drivers attention. As soon as the driver is looking in your car, you grab this broads head and shove it between your legs. If she starts goin down on you, knowin the guy in the truck is watching, shes a slut and cant be trusted"

there ya go, the Mario Test
hahahahaha, that's the 1st i've heard of that

i swear, eric, you crack me up!!!

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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by Katana18
oh and the Truck Driver thing, thats the Mario Test. it basically goes like this-

Mario talking to Cologeno-

M: "i give her the mario test"
C: "whats that"
M: "thats when you go out with this girl, and you take her for a ride on the freeway. then you gotta find one of these big 18 wheelers, and get the drivers attention. As soon as the driver is looking in your car, you grab this broads head and shove it between your legs. If she starts goin down on you, knowin the guy in the truck is watching, shes a slut and cant be trusted"

there ya go, the Mario Test
What girl would stay w/ you after this stupid test?
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 02:24 PM
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if some guy pulled the mario test.. id bite it.
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:24 PM
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Lorena Bobbit! hehe
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 05:35 PM
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no she used a knife. biting will be a lot worse to fix.
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:06 PM
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if some guy pulled the mario test.. id bite it.
Baby, just don't bite it.
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