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Old 03-28-2006, 10:46 AM
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Usually?!?! braver man then I - wrap it before you tap it, words to LIVE by
I'll change that to majority, we all know that shit happens. Sometimes it can be ok if you do a background check and you're familiar with the merchandise before hand. Ex: Friend's sister or close relative. Just don't forget to pull out.

Obviously no the brightest thing, but what can you do
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Some of us last TOO long.


we a ll know my track record
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my one night stands usually start with me handing a $100 bill...
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Originally Posted by gary_william
my one night stands usually start with me handing a $100 bill...


15 Min. of fame huh?
Old 03-29-2006, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
I've done it twice.....I've also had 2 STD tests!

I'm not mentally fit for it...I think too much!

I can't believe I'm quoting myself...

I meant the I freaked out and thought "what if" I got something...then I got tested for piece of mind!
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
I can't believe I'm quoting myself...

I meant the I freaked out and thought "what if" I got something...then I got tested for piece of mind!
There's no blood test for herpes
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Originally Posted by gary_william
my one night stands usually start with me handing a $100 bill...
That's one hell of an allowance...
Old 03-29-2006, 02:52 PM
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That's one hell of an allowance...
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id like to know too how guys get one night stands too
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
id like to know too how guys get one night stands too

one word for yah: ALCOHOL
Old 03-29-2006, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
id like to know too how guys get one night stands too
Old 03-29-2006, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
id like to know too how guys get one night stands too

First I would start by changing your avatar.

Then I would just talk to as many girls as you can, drunk or sober, its a numbers game, you play long enough its bound to happen. And a one night stand would be best for your first time - IMO

Think cheap sleazy motel(I'm talking hourly rates), blood running from her nose, eyes rolled into the back of her head, faint smell of pepper spray in the air, police sirens in the background, slowly growing louder... oh wait that was my first time
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Originally Posted by Tireguy
First I would start by changing your avatar.

Then I would just talk to as many girls as you can, drunk or sober, its a numbers game, you play long enough its bound to happen. And a one night stand would be best for your first time - IMO

Think cheap sleazy motel(I'm talking hourly rates), blood running from her nose, eyes rolled into the back of her head, faint smell of pepper spray in the air, police sirens in the background, slowly growing louder... oh wait that was my first time


I agree with the whole avatar thing... Eeorre has to go.
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Originally Posted by gary_william
my one night stands usually start with me handing a $100 bill...
Originally Posted by SwervinCL


15 Min. of fame huh?
You guys crack me up. It might not even get you 15 mins if the bitch stops after you pop once.
Old 03-30-2006, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Tireguy
Think cheap sleazy motel(I'm talking hourly rates), blood running from her nose, eyes rolled into the back of her head, faint smell of pepper spray in the air, police sirens in the background, slowly growing louder... oh wait that was my first time
haha did you serve jail time due to this experience....yikes!
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I have had quite a few one night stands. i have had an ID since i was in high school. when i was in highschool my parents didnt care if i brouhgt a girl home or 2 haha. so i have masterd my game. Now that i am 21 i have been in a relationship for a year and half but it ended tuesday so i down to hit off a few chicks at the bar or something. time to step my pimp game up again All i know is bitches love poped collars and drinks haha and ever since i could i been poppin my collar
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Tireguy is absolutely correct. It is a numbers game. If you think a dude can randomly walk into a bar and pick up sluts at a whim ... rarely happens. For every chick a habitual one-night-stander bags, he'll get flat out rejected probably a dozen times. But the ends justify the means. I think a lot of dudes have problems taking the "no's" or misreading the signs. After all, the underrated factor in having "game" is actually having thick thin.

I have a buddy who worked at Goldman (he could sugar-coat it all he wants but he was essentially in sales cold-calling high net worth clients). He was the KING of one-night stands because he had so much experience getting shot down at work. I mean, he would call 100 people to land 2-3 meetings. So in a bar scene with stupid, already liquored-up chicks ... it was a breeze. He followed a script, he made his moves ... and cut his losses very quickly.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
There's no blood test for herpes
After the pics I've seen on the net....I'm sure I'd know if I had that!
Old 03-30-2006, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
Tireguy is absolutely correct. It is a numbers game. If you think a dude can randomly walk into a bar and pick up sluts at a whim ... rarely happens. For every chick a habitual one-night-stander bags, he'll get flat out rejected probably a dozen times. But the ends justify the means. I think a lot of dudes have problems taking the "no's" or misreading the signs. After all, the underrated factor in having "game" is actually having thick thin.

I have a buddy who worked at Goldman (he could sugar-coat it all he wants but he was essentially in sales cold-calling high net worth clients). He was the KING of one-night stands because he had so much experience getting shot down at work. I mean, he would call 100 people to land 2-3 meetings. So in a bar scene with stupid, already liquored-up chicks ... it was a breeze. He followed a script, he made his moves ... and cut his losses very quickly.

yea all your really doing is selling this girl on a personallity and some alchy. Then sex at the end is the closing. Its all about the time spent with the girl you have choosen that evening. if at first she isnt feeling you the move on to another girl you see. Rejection is a part of life grow some balls and try to get some pune
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Originally Posted by ShavedH22CL
yea all your really doing is selling this girl on a personallity and some alchy. Then sex at the end is the closing. Its all about the time spent with the girl you have choosen that evening. if at first she isnt feeling you the move on to another girl you see. Rejection is a part of life grow some balls and try to get some pune
alright alright alright.... now that i have a friend to hit up bars in riverside, ima start practicing and see where that leads me

one question is it just as easy to pick up on chicks at a club than it is at bars or is it a bit harder?
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Clubs tend to be too loud and busy for it to work well, bars are much more relaxed. I could be wrong, but a lot of girls go to clubs to dance with friends and have guys buy them drinks, they really aren't looking for dick unless you've got a real good line.

I find the grocery store to be better then either, don't put on pressure, just be relaxed, funny and a little sarcastic to make them want to find out what your about. That, in itself is the key, keep the focus on them while making yourself be an interesting mystery for them to solve, i.e. want to spend more time around you. The equation is not hard, man + woman + time =

Now change that avatar!
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Grocery store? lol...I have too try that one, but I would have to be straight up and blunt.....Like my boys uncle..he says some crazy shit to some women and the bad thing is they sometimes are ready to go...u get the ones that are mad but most don't...he's amazing

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I have been in Cali out at Ft Irwin for 5 months and have already had 3 one night stands...I have too admit the cali girls are very easy, well one was off myspace. Where are some nice spots too hit up in Riverside? I did meet some strippers in Vegas that strip in Riverside, I went to see them do their thing but they were trying to get cash...I don't pay...lol..I'm no trick...
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Originally Posted by stic2it
Grocery store? lol...I have too try that one, but I would have to be straight up and blunt.....Like my boys uncle..he says some crazy shit to some women and the bad thing is they sometimes are ready to go...u get the ones that are mad but most don't...he's amazing
Most chicks, even the "good girls," love that "crazy shit" if you say it with the right attitude. They're either looking for some dick and you just happen to be the first one to tell them straight up you'll give it to them, or turned on by the fact that you can non-chalantly talk about something so taboo. Some of my friends are just amazed at the shit i'll say to a girl with a drink or two in me, you'd be surprised how much it works.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Most chicks, even the "good girls," love that "crazy shit" if you say it with the right attitude. They're either looking for some dick and you just happen to be the first one to tell them straight up you'll give it to them, or turned on by the fact that you can non-chalantly talk about something so taboo. Some of my friends are just amazed at the shit i'll say to a girl with a drink or two in me, you'd be surprised how much it works.
i havent tried that before....its worth a try!
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Most chicks, even the "good girls," love that "crazy shit" if you say it with the right attitude. They're either looking for some dick and you just happen to be the first one to tell them straight up you'll give it to them, or turned on by the fact that you can non-chalantly talk about something so taboo. Some of my friends are just amazed at the shit i'll say to a girl with a drink or two in me, you'd be surprised how much it works.

I'd be affraid of how many slaps or drinks on me I would get.....
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For me one night stands only happen when I'm drunk as hell........most of the time I have whiskey dick and can't even bust a nut.
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Originally Posted by mamboking
I'd be affraid of how many slaps or drinks on me I would get.....
You're 39, you're from a different generation. Most females from yours would slap me if i said some of the stuff I do.

My generation? 99.9% of the girls are classless whores. Makes it easy, but the right presentation is key.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
My generation? 99.9% of the girls are classless whores.
I agree that a lot of people are quite casual about things these days. But who you choose to sleep with also says a lot about you, too! In other words, throw yourself into that category too!
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Originally Posted by Street Spirit
I agree that a lot of people are quite casual about things these days. But who you choose to sleep with also says a lot about you, too! In other words, throw yourself into that category too!
I'm not as much of a whore as you all think

The whoring that I do take part in is the result of an "i give up" attitude, with some psychological issues thrown in for spice. I wasn't always like this.
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I'm not as much of a whore as you all think

The whoring that I do take part in is the result of an "i give up" attitude, with some psychological issues thrown in for spice. I wasn't always like this.
Dude, your fucking 20 years old! Your starting to sound like :killer:
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Most chicks, even the "good girls," love that "crazy shit" if you say it with the right attitude. They're either looking for some dick and you just happen to be the first one to tell them straight up you'll give it to them, or turned on by the fact that you can non-chalantly talk about something so taboo. Some of my friends are just amazed at the shit i'll say to a girl with a drink or two in me, you'd be surprised how much it works.
I talk like that all the time (especially when sober) and girls have some sort of draw to it. They get mad when they find out I've been wasting their time (even though THEY'RE the ones that start talking to me first! )

You're right about the girls of our generation. Especially the ones that visit bars. Single chicks + bar/dance club = WHORES.

Places like that are BAD to meet people in except for sex.
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Dude, your fucking 20 years old! Your starting to sound like :killer:
In a "wise beyond my years" way, or "get off my lawn you fucking kids!" way?

Seriously, how so?

I have changed a TON over the past 4 or 5 years. Perhaps i'm just more introspective than other people, but I really take the time to reflect on and learn from my past. To be honest i envy killer's position in life, I can only hope to be as happy as he seems. But i don't see how my post sounds like him.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
You're 39, you're from a different generation. Most females from yours would slap me if i said some of the stuff I do.

My generation? 99.9% of the girls are classless whores. Makes it easy, but the right presentation is key.
As sas as it is, a lot of girls these days are classless whores. Even those little girls in middle school are giving blowjobs on the back of the bus. Sad..
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As sas as it is, a lot of girls these days are classless whores. Even those little girls in middle school are giving blowjobs on the back of the bus. Sad..

They did that when i was in middle school also.
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One night stands just dont seem to be worth it. I mean first time having sex with someone is always so weird. Its not like porn where every move is done smoothly.

How many GREAT one night stands have you guys had?
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
one word for yah: ALCOHOL
ommm, praytell, how's that work?
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
One night stands just dont seem to be worth it. I mean first time having sex with someone is always so weird. Its not like porn where every move is done smoothly.

How many GREAT one night stands have you guys had?
If you get off, it should be great (for you anyway).
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
One night stands just dont seem to be worth it. I mean first time having sex with someone is always so weird. Its not like porn where every move is done smoothly.

How many GREAT one night stands have you guys had?
I hate to be that guy(no offense thatguy), but if I am to have a one night stand I know it going into it. If I meet a girl and fuck her the first night we meet and I know virtually nothing about her I don't really give a shit about her. I am there for me, she is just going along for the ride... yea I know its no fun for her, but she should have a little more self respect as to not let some stranger jam his dick in her - its instinctual for men, we're living in a generation of woman acting like men and men acting like woman and both sexes hate it, yet won't change. So it would seem clear she has some self esteem problems, I mind as well do my part in making sure it stays that way.

That said I hope I never have a one night stand again, I would really rather know the person and have fun with her, not by myself. But put a few drinks in me and have the right situation present itself I am not going to say no.

Though sex with someone you know is much better, then again strangers know no shame and your more likely to be experimental - like try anal the first night you meet her

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