Abe_Froman

iTrader: (5)

So I've known this girl for around 2 years, were both college students and she's only in town to work during holiday breaks and summer. Yesterday I hung out with her at her gay best friends house. We all got drunk and I pretty much found out that she wants the DI*K. Only problem is that her gay friend seems to want it just as much if not more.

How should I go about this? Keep in mind that the gay guy has been best friends with her since the fourth grade and there both 20.

Mr Marco

C'mon, don't you watch Jersey Shore? Ask Vinny:



http://www.wetpaint.com/jersey-shore...an-smush-video

EDiT: Wait, what? The other party is a guy? Oh. Why don't you all take some extacy togther. Or tell him he can watch for $250.

doopstr

Um, bang her, why is this difficult? Why would your gay friend care?

YeuEmMaiMai

awww how cute, you can have a two some with you being the meat in the middle.......

TheChamp531

iTrader: (3)

I'm jelly. You need help?

PyroDave

talk to the guy separately, let him know you aren't gay, and are into the girl. most gay guys are fairly respectable in the sense of people being straight. atleast from what i've found at clubs, cause a few have come onto me throughout the years, and simply saying sorry im straight works well enough. just be nice

TeknoKing

Take the girl some where else and screw her brains out. Next time she would kick the gay guy out for it, if it was good. You must give taste, and everything else will take its course. Don't stress over this.

Whiskers

Are you the gay one?

97BlackAckCL

iTrader: (6)

So by saying he wants it too, you mean he wants you? Like others said, just make it clear that you're straight and then have fun banging the girl

myron

iTrader: (4)

does he know you aren't gay? or you are but just wanna have sex with a girl? I don't know why this owuld be a difficult situation if you aren't gay yourself

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I would just give it a shot with both...I mean, a hole is a hole, right!?

97BlackAckCL

iTrader: (6)

BeezleTL85

Is this a trick question like the one where the guy nuts with a dildo in his mouth?

Sounds :ghey: bro

leedogg

I would recommend putting the gay behind an electric fence.

What exactly is the problem? Last I heard, all gay's want dick.

1StGenCL

Hook up with both and them and then report back here so we can all make fun of you and then hook you up with YoungTL

DaChef320

iTrader: (1)

never had 3 some before ? well here's your chance

Mr. Maker

iTrader: (4)

It only hurts for a minute.

leedogg

Its only gay if you spoon.

Zelaya

iTrader: (1)

OP, you knew this was coming posting this here but check back with us and give us your feedback. Oh! don't forget the KY just sayin......

Mr. Maker

iTrader: (4)

Undying Dreams

iTrader: (3)

It's only gay if balls touch.

Abe_Froman

iTrader: (5)

Just got back from running with him. Told him that I'm not into men. He said he knew that and that he was sorry if it seemed like he was coming onto me.

Maybe on our next run I'll tell him that I'm trying to get into his best friend's pants.

doopstr

or GTFO.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

You KNOW he went back to all his gay friends and told them what a moron you were for assuming that all gays want to fk every straight guy.

Either way, unless he's a moron, I don't see why he'd care if you wanted to hook up with Little Kim if she was interested back.

1Louder

Why would this even be necessary?

oo7spy

Would you tell her best girl friend that you are trying to get in her pants? There is absolutely no difference here. C'mon, !

Hapa DC5

So... did you hit it? Did he like it?

chaqui74

What he said!!!???

Abe_Froman

iTrader: (5)

Forgot the red text on that comment .

Gay kid has come out the closet and told us that has deep feelings for me. He's currently not talking to me or her because he said that he needs his space. He caught me and her making out and I guess it really hurt his feelings. I don't think he will go that long without talking to her though. They've been best friends for way to long.

I hope that in the future I can be friends with him again though. He's a great friend and very trustworthy.

Things with the girl are going really well. She wants to take it extremely slow. Which makes me want her even more. Lots of kissing and cuddling, but nothing more yet.

Scottman111

Just don't let him go Dahmer on you

SharksBreath

iTrader: (33)

^right. you don't want to end up a lampshade. that would suck.

oo7spy

Majofo

@ conflicted to tell gay guy he's not interested in sucking his dick.

OP, I think you should do it with gay bestie. She'll get so jealous..

iSeeYouTwo

You must have a little gay in you.

EvilVirus

iTrader: (8)

this shit is still going damn smash her and dont give a fuck about bestie

Abe_Froman

iTrader: (5)

Me and her have been dating for two weeks now.

Already smashed it, and will continue to smash it.

Majofo

Pics or it didn't happen.

PyroDave

so how did you deal with EvilVirus? i mean... gay best friend

EvilVirus

iTrader: (8)

LOL little man got jokes..........I dont know let me ask an expert who takes sausages in the stink hole PyroDave can you come here for a moment.

EvilVirus

iTrader: (8)

Post vids in order for us to verify you did

good job dude keep on en that ass