Just a random ass story to mildly entertain.

So Im at a party and down a pitcher and a half of yuenling and some cranberrry vodkas. So Im pretty wasted and my friends throw me in a room and shut the lights off telling me to knock out. So Im basically out of it and the door opens. BAM! Some girl gets on top of me and takes her shirt off. Then down she goes. Mind you Im drunk off my ass and basically am just like what the fuck is happening. So some how in all this all my clothes came off. Then my neighbors who were at the party and my roomate and his girl and a couple other friends walk in and see my butt naked getting some brain
While I was embarrassed, It was pretty effin sweet. Though I am never letting that happen again, So Im done drinking due to this

That is all

Anyone else have a weird ass story like this

I mean shit I didnt know the girl at all, like later in the night she was hookin up with some other dude. Which makes me wonder what number I was

 

See your doctor if your wang itches or it feels funny when you pee








kidding, but damn, that's some random head.

 

merry christmas

 

i need to start bringing pitchers to the parties i goto...

 

i say that every time after i get completely smashed and yet i still drink

 

That's more reason to drink

 

I thought that was why people drank. After a friends b-day bash I went and fucked his roomate, then walked home and didn't remember fucking her at all. I woke up and just thought I stumbled home alone. I didn't find out we hooked up until tuesday (party was sat) when my buddy told me lol. Man I love booze.

 

That wasn't a girl....

 

damn i am partying with the wrong people

 

If I don't remember and there was no proof, it never really happened. To be honest she's not the hottest piece of tail, but for a casual hit it ain't bad.

 

Why would that make you stop drinking??

 

random head ftw!

 

I love UF.

Once my wife caught a couple fucking on her bed. They thought the apartment was their's, and we kicked them out. They were WASTED.

 

About 7-8 years ago my junior tennis team won state, and they have a GA vs. FL state championship in Jacksonville. We went down there and one night we all got wasted in one of the hotel rooms. Well I had hooked up with a girl on the team during the state tournament, so I knew there was a chance it would happen again.

At some point in the night everyone decided to go to bed. We had a bed to ourselves and were making out and such. All of a sudden, mind you I'm completely wasted, she unbuckles my belt and starts sucking. I was just on top of the bed, with no cover over me. Anyone could have easily seen what was going on, but I didn't care.

All I know is it felt really good, and that was the first time I'd ever gotten head

 

So you were raped!

Don't take a shower, get to the police, and remember Azine is here for you in your time of need.

 

Was she black and had a craving for fried chicken?

 

 

honestly all i rememberr was that she had some fucked up teeth. and unusually long nipples

and an adams apple

 

Isn't it illegal to drink until you're 21? You just admitted to a crime.

 

^^ I thought it was illegal to purchase or distribute alcohol to people under 21... I didn't know the consumption was regulated too

 

UF women are HOT.

 

Please tell me that was supposed to be in red txt

 

Thats what I thought.

Did she have jelly rolls? lol

 

I sure hope so.

 

Oh so it was you?

 

 

Are the feds gona show up at my house now...ohhnoes!

 

Red text kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

 

This one time i was getting head from a chick and i couldn't get hard because i was on some pills. My dick was freezing pool small. I had to stop. She will forever remember me like that...so embarrassing.

 

Well she wasn't doing it very well.

 

haha reminds me of seinfeld

 

I missed where the bad part was.

 

i received head after i busted, it came out her nose. I couldn't stop laughing for maybe 3 hours
till this day i chuckle....

 

fire breathing dragon..nice

 

...........of a man named Brady.

 

I thought that was the "White Dragon".

 

That's awesome!

 

this is why U of Flordia my 2nd most hated school right behind Michigan.

 

You're mad because a guy from UF got head? More like jealous of him because the only things that give you head are the goats you have on your farms.

 

^%^ you mean the head he gives the goats