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Old 04-19-2006, 12:27 PM
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I saw you just ask her you dumb fuck

I was asked by 2 chicks to the prom, turned down the first one because she had an ugly dress. The second one wasn't as fun...shoulda went with the first one
Old 04-19-2006, 12:38 PM
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Wait, are you a cast member of Laguna Beach?

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Old 04-19-2006, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
You: "Wanna go to the prom, and then fuck?"

Her:

You: "What, you don't like the prom?"

WAHAHAHAHA...
Old 04-19-2006, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
I saw you just ask her you dumb fuck

You saw him? What did she say?


Old 04-19-2006, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Stokeless_TSX
better pound a few six packs cause fuckin an ugly chic isnt fun.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit, its fun until you get caught. Pussy is Pussy.
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Originally Posted by btsilver
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit, its fun until you get caught. Pussy is Pussy.
WORD!
There are plenty of ugly chicks I would smash if I knew no one would find out.
Old 04-19-2006, 01:11 PM
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I loved the prom I went to 7 of them sooooo much funSEX DRUGS !!!

take a ch.kiss and make a new flag that asks bla bla bla, then give it to the girl you want to go fuckwith
Old 04-19-2006, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TLuscious
I loved the prom I went to 7 of them sooooo much fuh
So your a chick and you went to seven proms ay?
SLUT!
Old 04-19-2006, 01:29 PM
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are you freaking serious?

"Hey, would you like to goto the prom with me?"
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Just go shoot yourself in the head now...before i throw you in the same circle as Minch and Mizzie.
Old 04-19-2006, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
So your a chick and you went to seven proms ay?
SLUT!

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.......when she was 16.
Old 04-19-2006, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
So your a chick and you went to seven proms ay?
SLUT!
It's not like she did her bf's best friend....
Old 04-19-2006, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by dom
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.......when she was 16.
More like a bunch of guys spitting in the Grand Canyon.
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Originally Posted by moomaster_99
More like a bunch of guys spitting in the Grand Canyon.



I think 7 guys and 1 prom is a little closer to the truth
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Originally Posted by TLuscious
I loved the prom I went to 7 of them sooooo much funSEX DRUGS !!!

take a ch.kiss and make a new flag that asks bla bla bla, then give it to the girl you want to go fuckwith
I can see it taking seven years for you to get through high school
Old 04-19-2006, 01:52 PM
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Whatever you do, dont give her a purse
Old 04-19-2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by moomaster_99
More like a bunch of guys spitting in the Grand Canyon.

Old 04-19-2006, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by tuleman
I can see it taking seven years for you to get through high school
Old 04-19-2006, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by TLuscious
I loved the prom I went to 7 of them sooooo much funSEX DRUGS !!!

take a ch.kiss and make a new flag that asks bla bla bla, then give it to the girl you want to go fuckwith
Wow, so 7 dudes got a blowjob in the back of their moms buick, stole your panties, threw up in the VCR at the afterparty and fucked your best friend?

Been to one prom, been to em all
Old 04-19-2006, 02:17 PM
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bake her a cake and leave it on her front stoop





p.s. you are lucky i am too lazy to see if you had posted a picture of yourself in the "post a picture of yourself" thread. but in my head, you are mexican, so it works out.
Old 04-19-2006, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
Wow, so 7 dudes got a blowjob in the back of their moms buick, stole your panties, threw up in the VCR at the afterparty and fucked your best friend?

Been to one prom, been to em all


Originally Posted by wipe0ut
bake her a cake and leave it on her front stoop



Or you could draw a picture of her.
Old 04-19-2006, 06:32 PM
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Mexican ay, I liked it better as a black girl!! As far as the proms mmmmm what can I say Not to mention 2 were girls, 2 were my husband, 1 was one hot MF*#(&#^$, 1 was the ex, and 1 was a guy friend.......YOU FUNNY FUCKERS I like to shake my ass.
Old 04-19-2006, 07:10 PM
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dude if you are close with her just ask her to lunch or something casual and just drop it in conversation, or call her up and ask. it's not a big deal at all..
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Originally Posted by TLuscious
Mexican ay, I liked it better as a black girl!! As far as the proms mmmmm what can I say Not to mention 2 were girls, 2 were my husband, 1 was one hot MF*#(&#^$, 1 was the ex, and 1 was a guy friend.......YOU FUNNY FUCKERS I like to shake my ass.
i'm gonna throw up now, thanks.
Old 04-19-2006, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by TLuscious
Mexican ay, I liked it better as a black girl!! As far as the proms mmmmm what can I say Not to mention 2 were girls, 2 were my husband, 1 was one hot MF*#(&#^$, 1 was the ex, and 1 was a guy friend.......YOU FUNNY FUCKERS I like to shake my ass.
Seek help
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I went to four proms. Interestingly, not one of my prom dates got laid. Well, one of them did, but not by me. He dropped me off at home and went out with some slut. Asshole. :grumble:
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ask her and call it a day.
Old 04-19-2006, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Seek help
with mmmm??
Old 04-20-2006, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by moomaster_99
More like a bunch of guys spitting in the Grand Canyon.
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Originally Posted by TLuscious
Mexican ay, I liked it better as a black girl!! As far as the proms mmmmm what can I say Not to mention 2 were girls, 2 were my husband, 1 was one hot MF*#(&#^$, 1 was the ex, and 1 was a guy friend.......YOU FUNNY FUCKERS I like to shake my ass.
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Offer to bring her home after school and casually ask her out when you drop her off her house.
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
I went to four proms. Interestingly, not one of my prom dates got laid. Well, one of them did, but not by me. He dropped me off at home and went out with some slut. Asshole. :grumble:
he knew you weren't gonna give him some, so he went with another option.
Old 04-20-2006, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by saiko_cl_duck
he knew you weren't gonna give him some, so he went with another option.
Old 04-20-2006, 09:29 AM
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so have you asked her yet or what. this is such a funny thread. its not that hard man.
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Dude...just walk up to her and punch her in the throat....when she's gagging....tell her

"If you dont go with me to prom, I'll kill you bitch"


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Has he asked her yet? cause if he hasnt he is a pussy and will now be inducted into the great hall of Bitches along with Minch and Mizouse
Old 04-20-2006, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Has he asked her yet? cause if he hasnt he is a pussy and will now be inducted into the great hall of Bitches along with Minch and Mizouse
Old 04-20-2006, 04:36 PM
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Ask the slore already
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Has he asked her yet? cause if he hasnt he is a pussy and will now be inducted into the great hall of Bitches along with Minch and Mizouse

can the hall be shaped like a giant purse with fallopian tubes imprinted on the sides?
Old 04-20-2006, 07:52 PM
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didnt read the thread, but just ask her, thats what i did for my date.


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