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Old 07-14-2005 | 03:55 PM
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That must have been strange. What did you do?

Invest in a pair of ear plugs?
Old 07-14-2005 | 04:53 PM
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I've heard my parents once.....:shudders:
Old 07-14-2005 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Astroboy

mom n dad
and mom and adulturous lover.
Did you refer to him as Uncle?
Old 07-14-2005 | 05:17 PM
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I have been hearing my parents since I was about 13 (when my mom married my step dad) and about a year ago I saw them having sex because the door was cracked. My cousin was over and I busted out laughing and walked away. They didnt see or hear me and my cousin was asking what the hell was so funny.

My parents heard me fingering my girlfriend in my bed and slammed my door closed, they never spoke of it to me or anything.
Old 07-14-2005 | 05:32 PM
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No but I knew when I heard the bedroom door shut and the click of the lock DO NOT KNOCK.
Old 07-14-2005 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by CJams
Did you refer to him as Uncle?
is that supposed to be funny?

Old 07-14-2005 | 05:42 PM
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I would know when my parents are going to hit it when my mom forces me to sleep by turning off my bedroom light even when it's obvious I'm still studying. That was just rude... :shakehead
Old 07-14-2005 | 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Astroboy
is that supposed to be funny?

There, there...
Old 07-14-2005 | 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Astroboy
is that supposed to be funny?


Yes! Ever seen Super Troopers?

"Billy, does mommy have any guys that come around that you call uncle?"
Old 07-14-2005 | 09:36 PM
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a few instances come to mind...

i was coming home from homecoming my soph. year in high school, and i knocked on my parents' bedroom door to say i was home but that i was spending the night at a friend's house (my friend was with me). my dad answers the door, in his boxers, and my mom stands up with a blanket wrapped around her. my dad snaps the elastic on his boxers and says, "well girls, have a good time!" i went to my room, packed my bags and that was that.

i also walked in on my dad and my mom during some manual stimulation. her dress was up around her waist and there was a bottle of KY. that was embarassing. my dad told me to always knock first.

i don't get grossed out by them having sex, in fact, i'm happy for them. i intend on having sex with my husband until the day i die.
Old 07-14-2005 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
i intend on having sex with my husband until the day i die.
So uh...What do you see as marriage material ?
Old 07-14-2005 | 10:37 PM
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dayum... he beat me to it...


guess i gotta go back behind the shed again...
Old 07-14-2005 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
So uh...What do you see as marriage material ?
why, you want to be considered?
Old 07-14-2005 | 11:17 PM
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luckily no. phew...
Old 07-14-2005 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
i intend on having sex with my husband until the day i die.
and he plans to have it with you for a few days after that.
Old 07-14-2005 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
why, you want to be considered?
Is that an offer ?
Old 07-15-2005 | 01:04 AM
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Never heard or saw them, praise the lord.
Old 07-15-2005 | 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Chopper
Never heard or saw them, praise the lord.
Old 07-15-2005 | 01:34 AM
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Nope and nope. My parents have class.
Old 07-15-2005 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
i intend on having sex with my husband until the day i die.
even if your husband dies before you?
Old 07-16-2005 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Nope and nope. My parents have class.

When i was little, i woke up at like 4 in the morn and walked to my parents room. There I saw my mom on top of my dad bouncing up and down. So, in my mind i though, who are they to have all the fun. So i ran in and jumped on my fathers chest too. Needless to say, i got the mega ass kicking.
Old 07-16-2005 | 11:18 AM
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Only once, but I do not remember, my dad told me the story one day. When I was 3, I walked in on my dad and his girlfriend. I stood there for a second and said, Hey daddy, what are you doing with Lacy's Mom. Lacy was my age. He said cooking. Then I left and came back a few minutes later and handed him a wooden spoon.
Old 07-16-2005 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Chopper
Never heard or saw them, praise the lord.
Old 07-18-2005 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by TheTriads
I saw my gf's parents both butt naked in the kitchen, Mr. (xyz) doing Mrs. (xyz) doggy style ...

the mom's hot ...

dude thats hot
Old 07-18-2005 | 12:36 PM
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never...WHEW!!
Old 07-18-2005 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ludachrisvt
dude thats hot
stop thinking about Mr. (xyz)'s hairy ass.
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