I remember when I was about 17, I had used a phone in my parents bedroom one day and left my car keys next to it. That night, I was leaving to go out and realized that I had to get my keys out of my parents' room. Their door was closed and the lights were off, so I figured they were asleep and I could tiptoe in and pick up the keys.

Well, as soon as I opened the door, I realized I had walked in to a "session." I saw my dad's butt, and it was in the air.

My dad laughed, I said "sorry!" and still ran over to go get my keys. The room smelled massively like butt.

It was a traumatic experience.

 

Luckily no. i haven't had the unfortunate pleasure...

 

Still thinking about it and talking about it 16 years later? Must have messed you up real good.

 

that explains so much...

 

 

Nope, but I have had my parents wake up from a girl screaming so loud. That was fun seeing my dad's look on his face at 7am when I went to leave with said girl.

 

Did he give you high 5 and ask for tips on your technique?

 

He just looked at me funny... Guess he never thought I could do it.

 

When I was young I definitely heard it. And I know for a fact that they currently keep a tube of KY next to the bed.

 

Just like my wife and I, my parents stopped having sex after they were married unless it was for procreation. Luckily I was only 4 years old when my twin brothers were conceived and I must have been sleeping......

 

I don't think my parents have ever had sex

 

at least once......

 

Never heard or seen them.

Then again my dad comes home at 3-4am at night... i think hes humping somthing else.

 

an old school

 

sadly, yes, more then once.


walked in on my dad and his GF, rolling around naked.

 

When I was about 7 or 8. From my room, I heard what I though was someone jumping on the bed. I opened their door and saw my dad "bouncing" on top of my mom. I just thought it was odd. I didn't think anything of it until I was about 13.

 

Once. I thought they were fighting, and opened the door; they were humping. Usually, they were fighting............. how was I to know the difference......

 

 

Let's just say that I now know why it's important that the master bedroom have its own bathroom.

 

Mine are having marital problems so they don't have sex, or at least I've never heard it. I think they have before, on those "get the kids out of the house days".
I remember those when I was the only one that could drive.

my dad: "Jordan, why don't you take your brothers to go see a movie tonight. Here's $100"

 

Yes and Yes

 

seen? no. heard? yeah, and I can still feel his breath on the back of my neck.

 

You sick bastard.... That is great.

 

Not seen, but heard.

 

Also, I couldn't understand how my mom could handle all that weight on top of her. My dad is about 300 lbs, mom is about 150 lbs.

 

I remeber once when I was like 3 or 4 walking in to my parents bathroom in the morning and washing my face. There wasn't a towel on the rack so I walked out in to the bedroom and wiped my face with a towel that was hanging on the head board and my mom freaked out and said "Ewwwwwwww, that towel is dirty! Go wash your face again!" And for some reason it always stuck in my memory. And now I know what that towel next to the bed is used for.

 

Ah... nothing like using your Dad's man juice to unclog your pores in the morning.

 

wow that is sick hahaha

 

 

 

You wiped your face with your unborn half-siblings!

 

Is that considered incest?

 

 

No...But my Dad walked in on me having sex. Does that count?

 

Only if he took off his belt and said "Move over son"

 

Then no

 

I saw my gf's parents having sex.... It was about 5 years ago when I was in college when they had a german shepard. They trusted me, so I had a set of keys to their house, I was their dog sitter as I would walk their dog everyday around 4:30pm right after I got home from classes (since my girl had classes and both parents is still at work during that time). So I rememember one particular tuesday, as I entered the door, I heard some sort of sound coming from the back of the house, at first I thought somebody had left the TV on. Then I began to hear moaning, I was like " hmmm that sounds like it's coming from the kitchen in the back" so I proceeded to check out what's going on. I passed the hallway and entered the kitchen, to my surprise! I saw my gf's parents both butt naked in the kitchen, Mr. (xyz) doing Mrs. (xyz) doggy style. At first they didn't see me, then as I stood there stunned. They realized I was standing there... the mom got so embarrassed she immediately ran away. The dad just stood there speechless. After what seemed to be eternal silence, I said "umm.. pardon me.. I will now take Sasha out for a walk as usual.." and quickly left.
Later on that night as I tried to make a phone call to a friend, I realized my cellphone had been out of battery. I had a few new voice mails and one of them was from my gf's parents earlier that day. The message was left about noon that day telling me they both will be home and I don't need to come to walk Sasha...

the mom's hot, and to this day. When I see their kitchen, it reminded me of the incident. Since then, none of us has brought it up... I haven't told my girl neither. hahah

 

mom n dad
and mom and adulturous lover.

 

That must have been strange. What did you do?

 

we won't get into that here.