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Old 10-03-2005, 12:43 PM
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Has anyone had a STD test???

I wanna get one for a piece of mind....has anyone one else done it?
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it sucks.
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Why does it suck...?
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Why does it suck...?

because they jam a qtip in your urethra
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
because they jam a qtip in your urethra

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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
because they jam a qtip in your urethra
I hope the doc wasn't a hot female...for your sake.
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
because they jam a qtip in your urethra

My doctor was a prick though. Since I hadn't had gay sex nor unprotected sex he was like "Well why the hell are you here"

I do a checkup every once and a while
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
Why does it suck...?
They jam a big ass Q-Tip up inside your penis and it feels like you penis is on fire and when they pull it out, you have to immediately go take a gigantic piss. That Q-tip is better than the alternative though, especially if you're burning down walls evertime you pee. Go on in and get that test and ease your mind.
Old 10-03-2005, 01:23 PM
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It sucks, but the piece of mind is worth it. Plus it only stings for a little bit.
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haha what the heck.. I think they just take your blood...
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From what i've heard only the "free clinic" type of places do the qtip -> urethra thing. What they look for can be found with a blood/urine test, but the qtip is cheaper.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
From what i've heard only the "free clinic" type of places do the qtip -> urethra thing. What they look for can be found with a blood/urine test, but the qtip is cheaper.
Yes, do the blood/urine test...

Unfortunately, my doctor said that a guy may be a carrier but still may not show any symptoms so the only way to be sure is to have the girl tested as well. The guy is usually advised to get treatment if the girl is positive for STD even if he is diagnosed to be negative.
Old 10-03-2005, 02:35 PM
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I get one done every couple years. Hey, sometimes you have to use a public toilet. I leave the country a couple times a year. I play it safe. Especially with all those hookers I do.

Still clean to date.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
From what i've heard only the "free clinic" type of places do the qtip -> urethra thing. What they look for can be found with a blood/urine test, but the qtip is cheaper.

I wish I had known this before I went to the free clinic. I would have gladly paid a few bucks to avoid the qtip treatment.
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so would I get same result whether I do qtip or blood/urine test? I've been thinking about it but shoving qtip down my penis isn't something I would want to get it done especially when i'm paying for it to get that done..ewww
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kudos to you for wanting to get this done! i really think it's important. you can always try calling your local health department and just ask how the process of this goes and what your options are. girls have it alittle easier. we just ask to get checked when we go for our annual every year. ...might as well while he's down there!
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Well...I want to know...I think I may kind of like a new girl, so.....for some strange reason, I'm being sensible!!! I think I'm getting older/more responsible!
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
Well...I want to know...I think I may kind of like a new girl, so.....for some strange reason, I'm being sensible!!! I think I'm getting older/more responsible!

How big are the bumps? Do they itch?
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
Well...I want to know...I think I may kind of like a new girl, so.....for some strange reason, I'm being sensible!!! I think I'm getting older/more responsible!
i'm impressed---wish more people would get older/sensible/responsible like you!
Old 10-03-2005, 03:34 PM
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No bumps or lump or discharges.....I just don't wanna fuck around anymore, and I did recently have sex with no condom (....please no lectures), and I NEVER do that (thankyou mr. vodka)...so I just wanna be sure!
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had one everytime i had a new partner or at least 1 a year...but sometimes i had 2 a year..in my college days....i was always really nervous about that kind of thing...was totally o/c about pregnancy too...used to do a test like every 2 months...
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
I wish I had known this before I went to the free clinic. I would have gladly paid a few bucks to avoid the qtip treatment.
me too the qtip test sucks it big time
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Ouch.
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no why would i need that?
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Yeah. No big deal. Get one.
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I do every year because i routinely make poor decisions.
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I do every year because i routinely make poor decisions.
Note to self: When visiting the Club Eden in Bangkok, remember to stick to the girls BEHIND the yellow line.
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blood test before I got married.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and again a couple of years ago when I donated my blood to my wife before her surgery. We're compatible.

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Yes, blood and q-tip...and i went to my HMO at the time, not a free clinic. fuckers...

Yes it fucking hurt, yes its fucking neccesary.
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I give blood pretty regularly and I figure they'll let me know if I'm infected. Before anyone flames about me contaminating the pool, I use protection so I figure the only way is if something when wrong with the product. I give blood like 3-4 times a year so I figure I'm in the clear.
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Yes, it's a scary process even if you have no reason to believe you have anything. The 5 times I've been tested (for the serious incurable STD's), I was nervous all week waiting for the results. I felt like a wreck, even though I KNEW I didn't do anything dangerous. 5 negative results later, it's still not any easier. I was even so psycho that I thought that maybe the 99% confidence HIV test was wrong twice in a row, so I got tested again and again. Don't let your mind spiral out of control.

I've decided on sex in committed relationships only, and only with protection on top of that (that was a couple years ago). But then again, I have to worry more about STD's than you guys do. But that doesn't excuse comments like JesusJuice's doctor made. You guys have the right to be tested also.

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I got swabbed yesterday...lets just say it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world, but atleast I'll know! My doctor said I don't have any symptoms, so he said I shouldn't worry, the he shoved a q-tip in my dickhole!!!!
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Originally Posted by Nicky Pass
I got swabbed yesterday...lets just say it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world, but atleast I'll know! My doctor said I don't have any symptoms, so he said I shouldn't worry, the he shoved a q-tip in my dickhole!!!!
The swab, the swab!
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This thread makes my penis hurt.
Old 10-04-2005, 11:32 AM
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I don't know why they have to call it a "scrape"!!!
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Originally Posted by mc_yanzo
This thread makes my penis hurt.
i know, same here...


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