Will Y.

Whiskers is posting everywhere!!!
Maybe this is how he deals with stress... and maybe he should get the f*@% off the computer and into the shops to get the wifey something before his stuff is moved to the curb outside!

mystikk

I don't care what she says man .. You might as well get the couch ready now.

Happy Anniversary to you two though.

Whiskers

Whiskers

Tenerife Spain (Canary Islands)...

Whiskers

What should I be doing? Its 7pm and Im tired...

miner

Never have forgotten - I respect my wife of 28 yrs.

darksom1

Don't look now...but that's gonna be her line later too!!

Dude, you are so not tapping that tonight!

Yumcha

Um, it's not too late to head out and pick something up?

Whiskers

Everything closes at 5 here on a Sunday...Seriously...

Night is fine so far.....But we are both tired and I have to make a dump...

RaviNJCLs

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RaviNJCLs

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Dude, I would be out buying every rose in London and as much shit as possible. Tired for a couple more hours is much better than a lifetime of reminders of the time you forgot. And it's her money. Go nuts.

Yumcha

Mudder-fawking-...

RaviNJCLs

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OK....good luck.

Whiskers

Dump was good..You guys panic too much....

darksom1

I think you're faking it, nobody would be that nonchalant unless they were P-I-M-P!

Whiskers

What's done is done....About a month ago I reminded myself, but obviously did a bad job...She's upset, but not angry.....I made her a card and offered her a back rub for later....

Yumcha

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gypsygirl

I can't believe you're still doing this. You're in trouble forever. You'll never forget it. You poor, poor thing.

Shalooby

Right Now that I've got every date that could be of some significance branded into my memory, and every electronic device that can record a reminder programmed with said dates, I can say:

Hope everything went well, or is going well as I write this , with you and the Mrs Whiskers.

Whiskers

Meh, I survived so far...

RaviNJCLs

iTrader: (4)

^^^

He's off-line. Me thinks Whiskers is hacked up into pieces now.

Whiskers

I leave the forum for 5 minutes and you all think Im dead....

darksom1

Did you get some? Did you get the excuse I told you? Or did you get the couch? Answer my good man, answer! The fate of the world depends on it!

Whiskers

I got to sleep in the same bed with my wife and whacked off this morning...

svtmike

My wife forgot ours last year. I was very pissed and disappointed.

Whiskers

So you got sex...

svtmike

I wasn't in the mood, so I bought myself a nice bike.

darksom1

Before or after she got out of bed...very important in the natural order of things...

Whiskers

Does it really matter....

Yumcha

Was that better than shex...?

Whiskers

Shrek?

svtmike

The way I do it .... yes.

agean

I've forgotten, but it was a girlfriend, not a wife. Still had hell to pay. I wouldn't be so worried about her forgiving you that night. You'll here about this for the rest of your life

Whiskers

Yes...Unfortunately for me a card came in the mail today from my senile in-laws wishing us a happy anniversary...First thing my wife said, "huh, surprised my mother remembered" and then stared me down...

darksom1

That's because you hadn't washed your hands yet from the "happy ending" you gave yourself...

gypsygirl

Yes, it really matters. If it was before, she's even more pissed. After, you may be okay in a couple months.

Make it better tonight.

Whiskers

So that's why my hand stuck to that dude when I shook his hand...

svtmike

Oh so you blinked. You should have said "Huh, surprised I'm surprised your mother remembered too." and stared right back at her.

Whiskers

I honestly did...

darksom1

Yeah, either that or "It's about time she remembered!!" And then followed it up with something like "Why the hell is this card sticking to my hand????"