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Old 06-01-2005, 11:16 AM
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My junk is so big I have to use a gallon ziplock bag.
Old 06-01-2005, 11:21 AM
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I prefer saran wrap.

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Old 06-01-2005, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
My junk is so big I have to use a gallon ziplock bag.
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Old 06-01-2005, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
My junk is so big I have to use a gallon ziplock bag.

o shit i LOLed at work
Old 06-01-2005, 01:32 PM
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One of these days I'm going to get fired, everyone is still kind of staring after the random outbursts of laughter. Between this thread and the Foamy cartoons so gonna end up selling my ass in biscayne to pay for the tsx.

And about the pretty penis thing, I always kind of thought they looked the same and that mine was average. Until like Waddy I got some experience and realized that there's some fucked up kilbassa out there. While watching porn my attention was always focused away from the cock in the film so I never really noticed until a) I saw a funny ass porn where the guy looked like he had a blood sausage attached to him one night when I worked at blockbuster and we closed the store and turned on the direct tv b) when one of my ex's complimented me on my piece and told me some of the horrors she had in the past.
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