how do you get a girl to go down on you differently...my ex blew my mind! and now my current girlfriend is great at sex, but i wish she gave a better BJ, is it all in my head or is there really an art to it..i have no clue!

any ideas on what to say or how to talk about it..i dont want to her to think im dissatisfied, because i am happy, it jsut takes a little longer with her

 

Yeah, it is somewhat of an art. Practice makes perfect.

Next time she goes down on you, be vocal. Let her know what you like, and what you don't.

If she really likes you, she's not gonna be upset. I'm sure she'd rather please you if anything.

 

ok ill try to be more vocal..ill say....no hands! and all the way down, none of that half way bullshit!

 

j/k ill be more gentle than that :-)

 

Yeah, its all in the way you put it. Sometimes even if itsx constructive, it can be taken the wrong way. I'm sure if you have a nice talk with her about how to improve performance she'll take it into consideration the next time shes down there.

 

'That half way bullshit?!?'

 

i really dont care..if she can make me cum..then shes doing it right....of course tongue action and licking up and down is prefered when they cant fit the whole thing in there mouth...

 

1 word.........communication

 

Take your hand, put it on the back of her fucking head, and shove it down to your dick. Then tell her it's Low in carbs, and to suck it like it's got the cure for cancer in it. and don't forget to lick the balls.

-That was beautiful, so romantic.

haha, I have no help for this thread I just wanted to post that.

 

yes....DONT!!!!!!!

 

Some chicks can just not give head, and if your not good at it, leave it alone. I have actually made a chick stop before, because it was not good at all.

 

yes, there is sort of an art to it, and you NEED to tell her certain things you like..

i dated a guy for a long time, and i really had a system down. when i started dating other guys, that system didn't work, and the new guy had to tell me what he liked. no biggie, i understood, and he ended up very happy. in the end, a win-win situation.

just communicate.

 

like chris rock said...be a man about it! say it with authority, with some bass in your voice! your woman ss more nasty than you ever imagined. be a man, and she will do that shit!

 

hmm yes what he said (pad pun ill admit)

 

I remember that, LOL.

 

 

i would teller to do what i wanted, i like it when a girl moans, takes care of herself, and looks at me while she doin it. jst say what you want dude, girls usually like it.

 

I second this.....word for word!!

 

not to post whore, but this funny as hell!!

haha

 

if the girl sucks... then its mandatory immediate post bj

 

If she cares about you she'll want to do you right. I taught my ex how I liked it and created a friggin monster she took my teachings and ran with it, and I was pleased with the results.

 

 

Use a condom because oral is the quickest way to an STI barring unprotected sex. I never get head without a condom, it's just not worth the risk.

 

Tell her that your ex gave better head, that usually gets them to do what you like

 

OT..

i think i saw you driving a few nights ago on tennessee going towards campus. did you notice a champagne CL in "stalker" mode? :P

 

That was embarassing

 

oh yeah...

and ^^^^ was w/ me too hehe

 

no i didn't see you! but i was out of town over the weekend... i also avoid tennessee at all costs... lol.

all i see are white CLs... EVERYWHERE! there are 3 just in my apartment complex. plus a few red, champagne and blue ones.

i'll keep my eye out though

 

aww honey, don't fret

 

heh no fretting involved just kind of makes me laugh because I do the same shit. When I'm at home and see a CL I think I recognize I try to see if it is that person and hope that they don't see me trying to look

 

I had a GF that could not give good head! I actually dreaded getting it from her it was so uncomfortable. Fortunately she fucked like a banchy!

 

A. Banshee
B. Banshee's are known for their ear piercing screams, not their bedroom skills.

 

banshee lol...

 

I'm giving you a posi rep point for being such a good speller.

 

wait. you DONT want her to use her hands?

 

Sometimes no hands is better, especially if you are standing up. There is just something about watching her lips wrapped around your cock going back and forth, and if she can deep throat, or at least 75%-throat with no hands? Oh mama! I'm like McDonalds......."I'm loving it".

I'm sure you've seen Heather do her thing on ideepthroat.com, thats a perfect visual example of what I mean.

 

a subaru??? that's awesome!

 

Oh man....don't say that! you are falling into the McDonalds stereotype!

Oh yes! I'm feeling her!

 

hahah that's really bad that I know who she is too.

Damn that cocksucker is famous for her cocksucking.

"and these fags, they don't know what they wanna be called anymore...one minute it's gay another it is homosexual...I call em Cocksuckers, I think that sums it up."
-Andrew Dice Clay

 

Huh? Waddy confused......whats the "McDonalds stereotype"?