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Old 02-09-2004 | 04:46 PM
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Get the girl but don't get this

I know I give you guys a lot of advice on how to get girls, but what you don't want to get is an STD. Always use condoms and don't engage in oral sex. Have fun in landing your prospective new mates, but be safe in the process.
Old 02-09-2004 | 06:13 PM
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stop banging hookers.....
Old 02-09-2004 | 06:17 PM
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oh and thanks for the advice, i learned that in 6th grade
Old 02-09-2004 | 07:16 PM
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Now go get that Indian girl!
Old 02-09-2004 | 07:41 PM
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oh and thanks for the advice, i learned that in 6th grade
After he got Herpes.....
Old 02-09-2004 | 07:42 PM
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thanks for the info
Old 02-09-2004 | 08:03 PM
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no oral sex?

i mean, i have no problems NOT giving it... but not getting a bareback bj? geez, that sucks...
Old 02-09-2004 | 08:19 PM
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Originally posted by amisconception
no oral sex?

i mean, i have no problems NOT giving it... but not getting a bareback bj? geez, that sucks...
Unfortunately, many bacterial infections including gonorrhea, syphilis, and chlamydia can be transmitted through bareback blowjobs. After I made out with this chick last week, she wanted to go down on me, but I just slipped the condom on and went right to the sex. Blowjobs are overrated anyway.
Old 02-09-2004 | 08:24 PM
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Blowjobs are overrated anyway
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Old 02-09-2004 | 08:46 PM
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Go fuck yourself and get the fuck out of my thread!
Old 02-09-2004 | 10:43 PM
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Blowjobs are overrated anyway.
That's some of the funniest shit I've heard in a while.
Old 02-09-2004 | 11:07 PM
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I wish you couldnt get STD's from oral.... sucks....
Old 02-09-2004 | 11:14 PM
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I wish you couldnt get STD's from oral.... sucks....
But you can, so it's a good idea to stay away from oral sex. Just think of it this way, 22% of Americans have genital herpes, not that big a deal you might think. But 90% of Americans have oral herpes! That shit could go from her mouth to your dick! Oral sex isn't even worth the risk.
Old 02-09-2004 | 11:56 PM
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Go fuck yourself and get the fuck out of my thread!
Maybe you ain't see it the first time captain save a hoe...:noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob:
Old 02-10-2004 | 06:07 AM
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Originally posted by 1SICKLEX
Maybe you ain't see it the first time captain save a hoe...:noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob: :noob:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Old 02-10-2004 | 07:11 AM
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Old 02-10-2004 | 07:19 AM
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Originally posted by synth19
I wish you couldnt get STD's from oral.... sucks....
bwahaha oral.. sucks..
Old 02-10-2004 | 09:45 AM
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bwahaha oral.. sucks..
"Punny"
Old 02-10-2004 | 02:47 PM
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is this guy for real?
Old 02-10-2004 | 03:25 PM
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Originally posted by esCarbonie
is this guy for real?

He tells himself that he is.
Old 02-11-2004 | 01:30 PM
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Oral is my lifeblood. I get to know the chicks first... watch them for a few weeks for a breakout.
Old 02-11-2004 | 02:31 PM
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Oral is the bomb!
Old 02-11-2004 | 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by 1SICKLEX
Maybe you ain't see it the first time captain save a hoe
Capt. Save-a-Hoe...



Haven't heard that in a while....
Old 02-11-2004 | 06:13 PM
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Originally posted by Batin Dean
22% of Americans have genital herpes, not that big a deal you might think. But 90% of Americans have oral herpes!
how bout australian girls?
Old 02-12-2004 | 12:02 AM
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Originally posted by Batin Dean
But you can, so it's a good idea to stay away from oral sex. Just think of it this way, 22% of Americans have genital herpes, not that big a deal you might think. But 90% of Americans have oral herpes! That shit could go from her mouth to your dick! Oral sex isn't even worth the risk.
damn that sucks.....use the condom but finish in the mouth right
Old 02-12-2004 | 12:36 AM
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Originally posted by ViperrepiV
how bout australian girls?
How many Australians have herpes?
Approximately eight in 10 Australians have herpes type 1 by the time they are 25. A much smaller number of people will show obvious symptoms, such as cold sores. Approximately two in 10 Australian adults have herpes type 2. Twenty per cent are aware of it, 60 per cent are unaware that they have it but have symptoms, while another 20 per cent are asymptomatic. Anyone who is sexually active can contract herpes type 2.
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