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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 04:54 PM
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gay / lesbian

Just something funny to share. I don't mean to offend anyone here.

my friend, a straight guy, said (in a funny way) he'd be friend with gays but not lesbians. I asked why. He said more gays = less competitions for gals. More lesbians = less gals for us.

Guess he's right.
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 04:58 PM
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true... but with lesbian friends you might have your chance for 2 girls and 1 guy ;p

and with umm... gay friends too many drinks and you might wake up with a stick in ur ass...
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 04:59 PM
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sup anarchy

bored at work much?
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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sup anarchy

bored at work much?
Hi Stylin I knew you would be in this thread
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 05:59 PM
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haha... howd I know you were in this thread too...

soo.. SF we find some tail? haha jping jping... or am i?!?!
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by stylin
true... but with lesbian friends you might have your chance for 2 girls and 1 guy ;p

and with umm... gay friends too many drinks and you might wake up with a stick in ur ass...
ha ha. that's very true!
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 06:18 PM
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stylin and anarchy are homos :gheyfight
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 06:19 PM
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stylin and anarchy are homos :gheyfight
Dont be jealous.
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 06:33 PM
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 06:35 PM
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You should let your friend know that the lesbians are going to "thin out the pool" regardless of whether he is friends with them or not.

And FWIW, 99.999999% of lesbians can be removed from available women pool without any consequence, AFAIC.
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Old Jul 13, 2009 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by stylin
true... but with lesbian friends you might have your chance for 2 girls and 1 guy ;p

and with umm... gay friends too many drinks and you might wake up with a stick in ur ass...
something you want to get off your chest?
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Old Jul 14, 2009 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by moeronn
You should let your friend know that the lesbians are going to "thin out the pool" regardless of whether he is friends with them or not.

And FWIW, 99.999999% of lesbians can be removed from available women pool without any consequence, AFAIC.

I used to think girly lesbians are sexy (pretty ones only ), but I've found it's next to impossible to make them switch teams.
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Old Jul 14, 2009 | 02:38 PM
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I know I've mentioned this before somewhere, but I used to work in my HS theater. One weekend, we rented out the theater to a Lesbian group for a comedy show. All of the 1700+ seats were full of women. I could not even count 5 women I would consider attractive.
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Old Jul 14, 2009 | 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by moeronn
I know I've mentioned this before somewhere, but I used to work in my HS theater. One weekend, we rented out the theater to a Lesbian group for a comedy show. All of the 1700+ seats were full of women. I could not even count 5 women I would consider attractive.
almost all the ones I met are either cute or $hiiiiiiiit ugly. aren't too many "average" looks. not sure why. I agree with you, well over 50% are on the ugly side. but, man, the cute ones are really cute. they are not super attractive or gorgeous but they are just plain cute. guess lindsay lohan is a good example (?)
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Old Jul 14, 2009 | 03:04 PM
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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 07:13 PM
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Not that many are switch-hitters.
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 11:03 AM
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i'm sick of all this queer talk, gat dang abominations!
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by timmahh
i'm sick of all this queer talk, gat dang abominations!
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! Calm down there buddy. No need to get your panties all in a bunch.
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 01:17 PM
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i'm joking lol =p
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 03:37 PM
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WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! Calm down there buddy. No need to get your panties all in a bunch.
Don't worry. He just wants to stop talking and start sucking.
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 03:50 PM
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Don't worry. He just wants to stop talking and start sucking.
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 03:57 PM
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Don't worry. He just wants to stop talking and start sucking.
You left out the part where I negotiate the financial terms of said action
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Old Jul 16, 2009 | 04:37 PM
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You left out the part where I negotiate the financial terms of said action
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 07:44 AM
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Hmmmmmm....... Should I mention....????.....

Switchhitter.

Whiskers, I'm suprised you didn't call on me! I had my hand up!
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by gypsygirl
Hmmmmmm....... Should I mention....????.....

Switchhitter.

Whiskers, I'm suprised you didn't call on me! I had my hand up!
I need more pics for proof...
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by timmahh
You left out the part where I negotiate the financial terms of said action
so there's a chance
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 10:14 AM
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From $5 up o_O
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Old Jul 17, 2009 | 01:55 PM
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Old Aug 5, 2009 | 11:54 PM
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I thought I would throw my in this thread. I don't want to offend anybody either, so I apologize if I do.

Why do some lesbians dress like boys? My girlfriend and I saw a lesbian couple earlier, which doesn't bother us, but I asked her this question once they passed. "Now why would you dress like a boy if you don't like boys?". Does that make sense to anybody else and not just my girlfriend and I?
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 01:03 AM
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^cause they want to be just like you
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 07:41 AM
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like gay dressed like woman imo
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 09:27 AM
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^cause they want to be just like you
They can try. I'm too fly.
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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Probably a couple of reasons.. the biggest would be they probably feel more relaxed and comfortable with themselves, I'm going to assume they weren't done up with nice hair and makeup either, because thats not how they see themselves.
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 01:33 PM
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A lot if not all gays feel like they are the soul of the opposite sex stuck in their original sex's body. So a gay male feels like a female soul stuck in a male body, and a lesbian feels like a male soul stuck in a female body. So therefore, the lesbian who you saw was probably dressed based on what her soul feels like (male).
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 03:19 PM
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A lot if not all gays feel like they are the soul of the opposite sex stuck in their original sex's body. So a gay male feels like a female soul stuck in a male body, and a lesbian feels like a male soul stuck in a female body. So therefore, the lesbian who you saw was probably dressed based on what her soul feels like (male).
That may be true for the girls that dress or get operations to be like boys, and for boys that dress/act/get operations to be like girls.. but the opposite sex soul thing for all or a huge majority of gays............. are you mormon?

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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 03:35 PM
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LOL not in the slightest...just making some comments based on things I've seen, heard or read.
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 03:54 PM
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Ah

Well just FYI I don't know any gay men or women that deep down feel like they should have been the opposite sex
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Old Aug 6, 2009 | 11:58 PM
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All the lesbians I know are fugly, the only cute ones are the bisexual ones.
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Old Aug 7, 2009 | 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by gypsygirl
Hmmmmmm....... Should I mention....????.....

Switchhitter.

Whiskers, I'm suprised you didn't call on me! I had my hand up!
I missed this thread before.....


I switch hitters there isnt much better than the feeling of tea bagging a girl while another is making her moan loudly
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Old Aug 7, 2009 | 07:40 AM
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