I was at a club where my friend DJ's and there was this REALLY hot chick up there that he and another friend knew. Well, later on that night we decided to go to a different bar/club and she wanted to go with which by all means was fine by me.

We got to the other place and I was kinda doing my own thing, not really talking to anyone or paying mind to Dani, the girl that went with us, and she comes up and says, "we aren't leaving until you dance with me." Naturally, I am immediately on cloud 9! After about an hour of that, a fight breaks out....she runs over to it, I just say fuck it and go back to my car with my friend. I really didn't want to get involved and was tired anyway.

Get this....last night I was at my friend Anthony's apt and he calls her to see if she wants to come hang out with us for a bit. I was just testing the waters, and kinda wanted to see her again. She says, "Did Jordan tell you what happened last night. There was this fight and he pretty much saved my life. I really want to see him again."

How fucking awesome is that. She apparently got so wasted during the duration of time we were there, she thinks I pulled her out of a fight. Im going to milk this 'till the end.

Cliffs.
1)Hot Girl
2)Fight
3)Thinks I saved her, when I didn't.
4)Whiskers
5)Time to take advantage!

 

lol @ #4

 

To hell with the girl, your buddy knows Jordan! Milk that one for all it's worth.

 

That's right...I screwed her in between #3 and #5...

 

What are you waiting for??? Let HER milk it...

and:

 

That's great dude. You saved her life huh? Amazing.

 

And OP you better that.

 

So you jerked off when you got home that night?

 

Of course...


Oh..You meant the OP....

 

^^^lmao

 

I'd fuck her

 

thats what i do after every party i goto

 

If in your next couple of posts you aren't fucking her...don't ever come back here again! Seriously! I am tired of reading these wasted pussy threads!

 

+1


lol

every other post these days starts out...

"I met this hot ass girl and I'm not getting any from her yet but... (insert pathetic story of how you just might get some ass one of these days but probably won't)


I propose you don't post until you've already 'ed it and have some video evidence to back it up.

 

ease up folks, Jordan knows what he's doing (usually). J, be sure to weed out that she is not a can of Planters


I start screening for Psychological disorders the moment the first words are spoken.

 

If you actually HAD pulled her from the fight, you would have been hitting it later that night. minus rep for abandoning hot chick.

 

 

 

Funny thing indeed. Must be hittin' it right about now.

 

pics or it didnt happen.

 

Dani, the girl/boy from the Tila show on MTV? lol jk. What's the progress so far?

 

Dude....you're going to the wrong partys.

 

Sadly, that's not his problem. He wouldn't get laid at a Playboy mansion party.

 

She came over after work the past couple of nights. She genuinely thought it was me pulling her out of the fight. I change the subject when it comes up. Turns out shes a Hooters girl.

I'm looking pretty good right now, needless to say.

 

And still no pictures.

 

not gonna happen either.

 

 

Jordon.....hurry up and hit that before she finds out that it wasnt you who pulled her out lol

 

 

+1

 

 

Haha, nice story o2. Lucky bastard

 

#4

 

Hold the fuck up...

1) you fake saved the life of a Hooters chick with big breasteses
2) and she wants to thank you in her own little naughty way
3) she comes over, and you don't even want to talk about your false bravado?

So you change from the only subject that could have gotten your weak fucking ass laid and you have the NERVE not to want to post pics so that we, who will gladly lie to her and fuck her, can have SOME form of enjoyment to ease our mind from your pathetic "boy-next-door" bullshitting "crash and burn with pussy well in hand" story???

AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hey, Darksom, you're getting more agitated and frustrated by the guys who aren't hooking up than they are, which I find incredibly funny!!

Maybe you're right- we might need a few "She swallowed, before I did her 3x- is that OK?" threads in D&R, because I'm even getting depressed reading these "I want to ask her out" threads.

 

thats because she's all in your mind. Also explains why you havent hit it yet.

 

I just think they are lying so I like fucking with them...

 

he could put up pics with her and blur out her face, that is if he still doesn't want to put up pictures of her... just a thought...

 

She probably slept with the guy that "saved" her that night and that's why she wants to talk to, and see him again.

 

get on that broham