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08-18-2005, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MBP Mobbin
ALrite honestly man...i dont think any of us mind the fact that your openly gay but you have to learn where to draw the line...this is not a homosexual forum where everyone is the same sexuality, i was disgusted by your post and stopped reading as soon as i figured out what was your deal....just learn where to draw the line, your gay big deal, you dont need to share this shit with a forum made up of mostly heterosexuals
08-18-2005, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by MBP Mobbin
well im new to this forum and i dont see how you condone this, i dont have a problem with gay people, i live in a city where gay people have their own district and i like to mind my own business. But when you decide to flaunt it and go into detail about sucking a mans dick and feeling his thigh hair rub your face i think that is where you have to draw the line. i cant believe i had to read that and i cant believe some of you guys dont have a problem with this.
i agree about the nature of sexuality, but in a forum where 99% of the members are heterosexual, i think his post was uncalled for. i do NOT have a problem with gay people, but i have a problem with what he wrote. i think he should know where to draw the line
i agree about the nature of sexuality, but in a forum where 99% of the members are heterosexual, i think his post was uncalled for. i do NOT have a problem with gay people, but i have a problem with what he wrote. i think he should know where to draw the line
I will agree that it was not something I care to visualize, but no one made you read it. You could have easily skipped over it. Unless you were secretly enjoying the story and are now just trying to cover your tracks.
You will find post after post here of things you don't care to read or see and many more that you will disagree with. That's kind of the nature of this place and the internet in general.
08-18-2005, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by rise
What a homophobe. You're from San Francisco for godsake
i had no problem with his post, i really didn't. pertaining to youngtl's post
08-18-2005, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MBP Mobbin
well im new to this forum and i dont see how you condone this, i dont have a problem with gay people, i live in a city where gay people have their own district and i like to mind my own business. But when you decide to flaunt it and go into detail about sucking a mans dick and feeling his thigh hair rub your face i think that is where you have to draw the line. i cant believe i had to read that and i cant believe some of you guys dont have a problem with this.
i agree about the nature of sexuality, but in a forum where 99% of the members are heterosexual, i think his post was uncalled for. i do NOT have a problem with gay people, but i have a problem with what he wrote. i think he should know where to draw the line
i agree about the nature of sexuality, but in a forum where 99% of the members are heterosexual, i think his post was uncalled for. i do NOT have a problem with gay people, but i have a problem with what he wrote. i think he should know where to draw the line
And you obviously sound like a homophobe if it bothered you that much. I think most of us here are pretty liberal minded, and are not upset by his posts, and if you are, don't read them. Its not like someone put a gun to your head and made you read it.
Oh, and Pillsbury Choboi wins
08-18-2005, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mclarenf3387
Must be a true ho if she likes to be fisted.
08-18-2005, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
She's a church girl. She thinks anal fisting and anal sex do not count as losing your virginity. She picks up 29 year old balding guys at church and dates them for two weeks while she does this stuff.
08-18-2005, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
She's a church girl. She thinks anal fisting and anal sex do not count as losing your virginity. She picks up 29 year old balding guys at church and dates them for two weeks while she does this stuff.
08-18-2005, 07:42 PM
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God damn thats gonna fuck up her colon when she gets older.
08-18-2005, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
Yeah, I think it's already fucked. I don't think she can hold her own shit in. A gynecologist (sp?) needs to ANALyze the situation maybe?
08-18-2005, 08:47 PM
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We were both virgins...I'll FFWD through the boring part
I've pulled out and just about to shoot, when she wiggles herself down a foot or so and blow on her face. She told me right afterwards that her friend (a dirty slut god bless her) told her that "boys like it when you let them give you a pearl necklace". First and last time I dished out a facial! This was back in 86 too, before girls were educated by teh internet.
I've pulled out and just about to shoot, when she wiggles herself down a foot or so and blow on her face. She told me right afterwards that her friend (a dirty slut god bless her) told her that "boys like it when you let them give you a pearl necklace". First and last time I dished out a facial! This was back in 86 too, before girls were educated by teh internet.
08-18-2005, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GINge!
We were both virgins...I'll FFWD through the boring part
I've pulled out and just about to shoot, when she wiggles herself down a foot or so and blow on her face. She told me right afterwards that her friend (a dirty slut god bless her) told her that "boys like it when you let them give you a pearl necklace". First and last time I dished out a facial! This was back in 86 too, before girls were educated by teh internet.
I've pulled out and just about to shoot, when she wiggles herself down a foot or so and blow on her face. She told me right afterwards that her friend (a dirty slut god bless her) told her that "boys like it when you let them give you a pearl necklace". First and last time I dished out a facial! This was back in 86 too, before girls were educated by teh internet.
She musta really like you!
08-18-2005, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MBP Mobbin
i remember when my GF let me cum on her face....i felt like my idols on bangbus...it was great
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31560
Mention of bangbus reminded me of that.
08-19-2005, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by GINge!
We were both virgins...I'll FFWD through the boring part
I've pulled out and just about to shoot, when she wiggles herself down a foot or so and blow on her face. She told me right afterwards that her friend (a dirty slut god bless her) told her that "boys like it when you let them give you a pearl necklace". First and last time I dished out a facial! This was back in 86 too, before girls were educated by teh internet.
I've pulled out and just about to shoot, when she wiggles herself down a foot or so and blow on her face. She told me right afterwards that her friend (a dirty slut god bless her) told her that "boys like it when you let them give you a pearl necklace". First and last time I dished out a facial! This was back in 86 too, before girls were educated by teh internet.
I'd castrate my boyfriend if he ever got such an idea
08-19-2005, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
It blows my mind that there are actually girls in to this...
I'd castrate my boyfriend if he ever got such an idea
I'd castrate my boyfriend if he ever got such an idea
I bet you spit instead of swallow.
08-19-2005, 09:36 AM
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Very first time was when I was 16 with a girl that I was hooking up with casually all summer and a little bit before as well. She was a hot Brazillian and also had like a 20-21 year old boyfriend over there. I had trouble gettin it in, but luckily I had a tub of Vaseline, believe it or not the shit was there for my wetsuit so I don't get rash, but I knew of the other uses. We were going at it for a while and she went on a guilt trip about her boyfriend and made me pull out. Ended up talking her out of her long-distance relationship and went kamikaze on her face.
08-19-2005, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
How I lost virginity #1:
I was with the dude from my work at the time. We made out in the freezer and then went home after our shifts to his house cause his parents were gone. We essentially got straight to it and went into a 69. I remember being a little bit choked by the onslaught of upper thigh hair (I'm sure it was no better for him). But the taste was fine and he was easy to work on. It took us about 5 or so minutes, then he was done, then I finished a minute later. We let it splash on his bed instead of getting it in our mouths. Then we hear a knock at the door. HIS LITTLE SISTER was listening the whole time and giggling! He's like, "Sara fuck off!!"
How I lost virginity #2:
I had been going out with my (now ex) boyfriend for 8 or so months when we finally decided to do "it". This was gonna be my first time ever. It takes FOREVER to even loosen me up enough to get two condom-covered-fingers in. He inserted himself (he's not very big, and actually bought the correct size condoms), and it took about 45 seconds before I made him stop cause it hurt like a bitch. That turned me off of it! Even with lots and lots of lubrication, it still hurt. What a terrible experience. Haven't done it since.
How I didn't quite lose virginity #3:
We decided to try the other way around after that miserable failure (but on a different night). So I buy Trojan "large" condoms, and we're about to go at it. Problem is that while the condoms are LONG enough, they pinched like Catwoman during her period. I couldn't stay hard. I couldn't even insert it. Then the whole situation started turning me off. What a failure. Haven't tried since.
I was with the dude from my work at the time. We made out in the freezer and then went home after our shifts to his house cause his parents were gone. We essentially got straight to it and went into a 69. I remember being a little bit choked by the onslaught of upper thigh hair (I'm sure it was no better for him). But the taste was fine and he was easy to work on. It took us about 5 or so minutes, then he was done, then I finished a minute later. We let it splash on his bed instead of getting it in our mouths. Then we hear a knock at the door. HIS LITTLE SISTER was listening the whole time and giggling! He's like, "Sara fuck off!!"
How I lost virginity #2:
I had been going out with my (now ex) boyfriend for 8 or so months when we finally decided to do "it". This was gonna be my first time ever. It takes FOREVER to even loosen me up enough to get two condom-covered-fingers in. He inserted himself (he's not very big, and actually bought the correct size condoms), and it took about 45 seconds before I made him stop cause it hurt like a bitch. That turned me off of it! Even with lots and lots of lubrication, it still hurt. What a terrible experience. Haven't done it since.
How I didn't quite lose virginity #3:
We decided to try the other way around after that miserable failure (but on a different night). So I buy Trojan "large" condoms, and we're about to go at it. Problem is that while the condoms are LONG enough, they pinched like Catwoman during her period. I couldn't stay hard. I couldn't even insert it. Then the whole situation started turning me off. What a failure. Haven't tried since.
08-19-2005, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
She heard guys like it, she wanted to please her man. What the problem is?
I bet you spit instead of swallow.
I bet you spit instead of swallow.
I can think of about a hundred other ways to please my man without receiving a facial.
08-19-2005, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
I can think of about a hundred other ways to please my man without receiving a facial.
08-19-2005, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
It blows my mind that there are actually girls in to this...
I'd castrate my boyfriend if he ever got such an idea
I'd castrate my boyfriend if he ever got such an idea
I'm sure you've never done it.
08-19-2005, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
I can think of about a hundred other ways to please my man without receiving a facial.
i got $10 on that action.
08-19-2005, 02:44 PM
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there was a study somewhere that women who perform oral sex and swallow have a better something than woman who dont
whatever that something is, im sure its great, so swallow
whatever that something is, im sure its great, so swallow
08-22-2005, 11:00 AM
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Lasted about 3 1/2 hours my first time with a really experienced chick. She didnt believe i wasnt a virgin. I jumped in a wrecked that vaggy up. She made me stop and sucked me off. I busted in her mouth and that was it. It was awesome, she told everyone that i was the mack in bed. Nowadays if i want to i can go on for hours, but for the most par i rather jerk off or just shoot my load and go to sleep.
08-22-2005, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MBP Mobbin
there was a study somewhere that women who perform oral sex and swallow have a better something than woman who dont
whatever that something is, im sure its great, so swallow
whatever that something is, im sure its great, so swallow
I think its degrading, but that is just my
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08-22-2005, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
get it right..it's degrading to men if you spit it out :P
swallow like you should
lol
swallow like you should
lol
08-23-2005, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
swallowing and being shot in the eye are very different.
I think its degrading, but that is just my .
I think its degrading, but that is just my
.Actually the full Angry Pirate is when you pull out and nut in her eye than kick her in the shin. She will put a hand over her eye, hop on one leg and scream "Argggg"
