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Old 01-26-2005, 01:55 AM
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this ever happen to you...

So you are feeling in the mood...(well isn't that always)
You decide to look at some porn and wack it.

about 30 mins later a girl calls that wants to "hang out"
You know you can fuck her, and you know the only reason you would want to hang out with her is because you can fuck her; and that will be the purpose of her visit.

But since you just wacked it, and you have probably fucked this girl before...you tell her how about some other night, and just decide to go to bed, feeling good that you wacked it...and that you don't have to deal with foreplay, sex, foreplay, sex then someone sleeping in your bed all night. You can just get a nice rest by yourself

with that being said, I'm going to sleep.
Old 01-26-2005, 03:59 AM
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been there plenty of times lol
Old 01-26-2005, 05:14 AM
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
So you are feeling in the mood...(well isn't that always)
You decide to look at some porn and wack it.

about 30 mins later a girl calls that wants to "hang out"
You know you can fuck her, and you know the only reason you would want to hang out with her is because you can fuck her; and that will be the purpose of her visit.

But since you just wacked it, and you have probably fucked this girl before...you tell her how about some other night, and just decide to go to bed, feeling good that you wacked it...and that you don't have to deal with foreplay, sex, foreplay, sex then someone sleeping in your bed all night. You can just get a nice rest by yourself

with that being said, I'm going to sleep.
Ive noticed a trend in all of your posts, How many girls have you boned? 50?
Old 01-26-2005, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy88
Ive noticed a trend in all of your posts, How many girls have you boned? 50?

Nah, I am a virgin...I don't care much about sex at all.

ssshhhhh...I want to take out Killers daughter, and I don't want him to think I am a slut

:killer: don't read this part

https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...6&page=3&pp=25

a few more may or may not have been added on since then

:killer: read this part.
I mean...err it's all a lie. I am saving myself for marriage.
Old 01-26-2005, 04:36 PM
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I am looking for ms. right

that I can treat with respect, and cherish every moment I am with her.

I will also spoil her...

maybe i'll find her while i'm in LA at the end of this month
Old 01-26-2005, 05:15 PM
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Friends and i have talked about this and the general conclusion is that sometime's we'd just rather jerk off and go to sleep.
Old 01-26-2005, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Friends and i have talked about this and the general conclusion is that sometime's we'd just rather jerk off and go to sleep.

agreed completely...just like your post about my seatbelt wearing

it's so much easier to just wack it and sleep...costs less money, and you don't have to deal with someone in your bed.

but some girls you just want to see what they look like naked...and you want to see their face during sex, and hear them moan.
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Well to me it all depends on how much I want some. If not that much then ya, wack and sleep. If I'm feeling 'energetic,' then why not. I mean ya, you've already seen her naked and hit it, but theres something about f'in a girl at will....
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
I am looking for ms. right

that I can treat with respect, and cherish every moment I am with her.

I will also spoil her...

maybe i'll find her while i'm in LA at the end of this month

get over yourself dude ....... jesus you're obnoxious
Old 01-26-2005, 07:53 PM
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Depends on what kind of girls you hang out with

Some just arent worth all that effort. Some.. well.. are.

Think about it.. if you are first and foremost friends with that someone, sex isnt #1, its more like #1.5
Old 01-26-2005, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CLean B
get over yourself dude ....... jesus you're obnoxious



oh ok...right away sir.
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
agreed completely...just like your post about my seatbelt wearing

it's so much easier to just wack it and sleep...costs less money, and you don't have to deal with someone in your bed.

but some girls you just want to see what they look like naked...and you want to see their face during sex, and hear them moan.
They both have their pros and cons.
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you need help
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Originally Posted by dallison
you need help

no shit...
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If it's a booty call, and I've already finished with my 'weapons systems check' (hey, I gotta make sure everything's working properly for the real thing), I just gauge how much she wants it... if it's bad enough, then you can start manipulating them...

If not, meh... I'll take a nap... the 'practice drill' was intense enough.

Junkster, who thinks pga just wants to sleep comfortably
Old 01-26-2005, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Junkster
If it's a booty call, and I've already finished with my 'weapons systems check' (hey, I gotta make sure everything's working properly for the real thing), I just gauge how much she wants it... if it's bad enough, then you can start manipulating them...

If not, meh... I'll take a nap... the 'practice drill' was intense enough.

Junkster, who thinks pga just wants to sleep comfortably


hahahaha.... that was a great post


you are on a roll tonight
Old 01-26-2005, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
hahahaha.... that was a great post


you are on a roll tonight
I'm in one of those moods tonight...



Junkster, who is just getting nervous for his med school interview on Monday
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