so i meet this like 40 y/o ho online (adultfriendfinder.com) and she lives about 20mi from me so we start talkin' etc..she says she wants to meet me last night and we keep talkin and she mentions she needs a tune up, so im like cool, i can do that shit, and then after that we'll fuck...so i call the cunt at like 10am on friday and ask her if she got the shit for the tune up and she says "oh, you wanted me to pay for the parts"....im like............ah......ya (i mean what the fuck, im gonna install thei fuckin shit)...then shes just like "ill talk to you later and hangs up....fucking cunt bitch goldiggers...i mean shes decent looking but im almost half her age and good looking (or so ive been told)...if i want to pay for sex its gonna be with some fine ass 18 y/o girl...guys are you w/me on this one?

 

Ahh such a sad ending. I was waiting for "so i fucked this milf." Oh well, I've looked at that site before but I don't wanna pay for it. But yeah im with you screw her

 

First off, why would you have to go to Adultfriendfinder.com If you say you can get hot, 18 yr old chicks?? So are you just looking for easy pussy? If that's the case then I'm w/ you. on the other hand, friends can be cruel and say you're good looking and you're really not??? IMO, women, girls who look for guys or put up ads are fuckin weirdos or just screwy.

 

no i didnt say i can get hot 18 y/o...shit i wish...ya im lookin for eaaaassssy pus...

 

Well, were there alot of parts that needed to be changed, tuned up, etc? Depending on what was needed, it shouldn't have been that bad....right?

 

It would be a good idea if it was the 60's, but gross man, don't you worry about diseases?? She's 40, imagine all the dick she's had in her if she is online looking for it! Beware of easy pussy gentlemen.

 

So some bitch wanted to have sex with you but she did not want money, she wanted car parts????... hahahahha .... but, i am with you, fuck that bitch.... too funny though.....