Ok, Why are all the hot girls with the fuckin ugly dudes..Seriously, i go to a party tonight, a girl from my highschool walks in very attractive as always..and right behind her is the biggest doosh bag in the world...I even told her, that she could do better but she got all upset and walked away..BUt she told me she would make sure we hang out, before school so i'm down!!!

I was told the only reason ugly guys get girls is because:

1. They got a 9inch cock
2. There pockets are fat as hell
3. The girl is blind..

 

because ugly guys can't rely on their looks to get girls so they talk better to them and treat them better. girls aren't into looks as much as guys anyway, so they like a guy who treats them real good.

plus theres probably less of a chance of an ugly guy cheating on his girl, especially if shes hot, or of him hitting on other girls all the time.

 

so if i'm in a drought of 2 weeks does that mean i'm so hot that i cant get pussy?

 

girls love the fonz though so if you model yourself after him like I do you will get all the ladies you could ever want. just get a leather jacket and put vaseline in your hair and give everyone the 'thumbs up'. works for me

 

yeah, so hot you can't get pussy. just keep telling yourself that...shit what do you need real girls for your online... www.sublimedirectory.com.

i have heard its a free porn site. i wouldnt know though. i dont look at that stuff.

 

Been there done that...

it's just that it gets me fustrated...cause these fuck slammin girls are always wit these busted guys and i talk to them and they are always like yea i'm so happy with this kid...and i'm always like this kid is a doosh bag..what thefuck are u talking bout.

 

yeah cause that guy is probably so happy hes got a hot girl that he does everything he can to make her like him...

I was just kidding about the porn site by the way...its not a replacement for real girls...

and it can't be that EVERY girl is with some douche guy...

and your in high school right...just give it time, when you get to college its a vagina fiesta.

 

Na yo, i'm a fuckin sophmore in college bro...

But this community college bullshit isnt doing diddly for me, cause i got the trash of the fuckin world with me, but once i transfer i'll have a better chance to score some decent chicks...

 

oh my bad I thought you were in high school...and yeah community college is miserable for chicks. I was at one and even in scottsdale arizona with the hottest girls ever theres no hot chicks at community college. transfer out to ASU GOD DAMN. I was on campus today and there was some kind of freshman orientation or something...its unreal it looked like they were holding modeling contests or something girls that come here are so hot. I guess because the actual weather is hot so hot girls come here to flaunt their bodies or something...fine by me.

but like you said, comm. college is pretty much the trash...

in my experience girls have come in waves...before I had a girlfriend there was one summer when I didn't hook up for the first six weeks, then in one week somehow i was getting with three different girls like sometimes 2 in the same night...that lasted a couple weeks or something then they all find out about each other and then no more hookups for a month...

2 weeks aint bad....good luck with that

 

Since i'm pretty much trashed..i call the usual booty calls, and i was going through my phone book with one of my good friends, and i realized how bad my booty call phone book is...man i guess it's time to step up the game a little when im sober so i have a decent drunk phone book to call?

 

guess so. or work on getting uglier maybe, if all the hot chicks in the dirty jerz like ugly guys.

 

you are lacking personality.

thats my 2 cents

 

nice guys never get any.
you gotta threat um like shit!
then they'll be all over you!

 

Over generalizing is FUN

 

dude, my problem isnt hott chicks with ugly guys (eventho it is a terrible thing to see and not out of the ordinary) but i hate it when chicks go for guys that are obviously ass holes. that really pisses me off. or when 17 yr old chicks date 23 yr old guys (ive seen it) and think he's such a great guy. let me tell ya, i hope when im 23 i can get chicks that are atleast 20. if he's so great why cant he get with a chick more approriately aged?

 

"you treat them like dirt and they stick to you like mud." - Slackers

 

don't hate on the ugly people

 

its all about your charm and how you treat them. I'm a decent lookin guy, not hot or nothing but you treat them right and have a certain charm about you, your set. Almost every girl i've ever dated for longer than a month said "i dont know there's just something about that i can't resist" so try to find it

 

Maybe you can't get these hot girls because you only talk to hot girls that are already taken???

 

yup... i treat girls like shit and still get mines...

i wouldn't sweat it... it could be worse... i went to a local dive last night and the only female there was the hot bartender who was talking to the 40 year old nascar fans...

remember i told u once, nice guys finish last.

 

Couldnt be said better than that

 

I treat every girl i know like an ass...i gotta switch up my game plan a little...

 

bitches like bitch made niggas because with them....THEY run the show.

it's that simple...

 

that is soooo true.... hard to admit tho

 

Hot chicks like hot guys. If your not hot find a way to compensate.(The only way is to make tha g's)

 

Chicks dig buff guys. Do you work out? It is an easy way to get pussy.

 

steven steven steven when will u get a fuckin clue? i told u i am like the fuckin FBI BRO

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ife is not about just getting pussy.... its about getting that quality pussy that matters. quality, not quanity! i mean, u wouldnt want diseased pussy would you?

technically speaking, if it were true that hot girls like ugly guys, maybe its because they arent fuckin pimpwannas that think they're hot shit and/or have gross STD's or something. plus, you could always really OWN an ugly guy.
of course if you're hot enough, you can OWN a really hot guy... haha such as my/our situation, eh babe?

anyway two weeks isnt that bad, maybe you're just looking in the wrong places.

 

I know of a girl who is so so hot..and has herpes...so you can still be hot and diseased...you just gotta watch out, the ugly girls dont get ass so they are less likely to have an std!!

 

Beetroot is our man, HE SPEAKES THE TRUTH!!!

Every time I go by ASU I almost crash my car looking at fine grils.

I think you have to take it all in strides my man. Pussy comes, pussy goes but it's never very far away. You can't help what you look like and I think the ugly guys take that and run with it. They act totally confident (even though they may not be) and women just flock like ducks to bread when they see a confident guy.

Don't get frustrated bro, it will come around...

Beetroot,
We gotta hang out man!! I'm always looking for any excuse to be around ASU.

 

<----------This ugly fukker got a Hottie outta ASU thats almost 12 years younger than me. How did I do it??? Fuck if I know...she just loves me. (Happily married 6 years now!)

I must confess though..I do have GAME.

 

Married guys, and guys with girlfriends are super cofident....

 

Red-NJs now = Water-S

 

OWNED!

 

My brother just left for ASU on Thursday-he said the girls are amazing. I can't wait to go visit and see all the hot bitches.

 

Does anyone go there because of the schooling, or does everyone just hear about the chicks???

 

thank you! finally someone who understands!!
sure girls drool over hot guys, but if they treat me like shit...i'm out, i dont care how hot he is!!

but you men need to understand that being an asshole to a girl may get them to like you and more than likely fuck you...but look at the type of girl you have. She has an obvious self-confidence problem if she thinks it's okay for you to treat her like "shit"...she is looking for male acceptance anywhere and through whom ever she can get it from. She prolly has issues with her daddy and is looking for a "father figure" in her life.

I'm not saying you have to treat them good...treat them like shit, like whores, be assholes to them, i personally dont give a fuck, you guys do what you have to do...i'm not hating...BUT when you start bitching about how "she's clingy", "she's crazy", "she's psycho and she won't leave me alone" you have to realize you brought it upon yourself.

 

thanks for that because its probably better than anything we could put up BUT i will say (in my experience, or lack there of) you can be a great guy but you need to get your foot in the door. feed back from previous interests has me at being a really nice guy to them and very good at what i do (shall we say). im also apparently very attractive but im not agressive. chicks love agressive guys and usually the most agressive guys also happen to be cocky ass holes. i dunno, thats just what ive come to. im not about to be an ass hole and have people not like me just to get a girl.

 

well there is a fine line between being aggressive and being an asshole. True most girls like "take charge" kinda guys...i know i do. There is nothing wrong with being agressive and taking control of situations...but that doesnt mean you can't respect her and what she thinks and feels.

girls love the bad boy mentality...it peaks my interest, but on the same note there has to be a balance in the personalities...sure he can be a badass...but there is a time and place for everything.
Just like being TOO polite will bug the shit out of me...opening the doors (whether car or restaraunt) that is a big one...i have actually quit seeing guys because they didnt have enough respect to even open a door. say "bless you" when she sneezes and "excuse me" when you burp, get another beer for her if she runs out...look at her when she talks to you, pay attention to what she's saying. I know a guy like that and it's awesome being around him...when i get the chance to...it's the little things that make the difference.

and if you're labeled as the "nice guy" trust me...when the chicks wise up and get sick of dealing with the assholes...who do you think they are gonna turn to?

 

W00T W00T!

 

Ugly guys eat the cooch all the time.
Ugly guys treat them hella better than good looking guys
Girls tend not to worry about ugly guys cheating (they do)