After 24 years together, yeah, we do this. But it's not a big deal - we don't stay unnecessarily bottled up, but we don't make sport of it either. We've seen the worst each other has to offer. Farts aren't even in the top 10.

The "naked but fart on a pillow that caused an eye infection" from the movie Knocked Up cracks us up. Last time she got an eye infection, she accused me of naked butt farting on her pillow.

 

This.

 

mine gets so pissed

 

I just watched this the other day


Just let one go, sorry co-workers

 

You don't chuckle a bit when you hear a fart? Someone needs to loosen up.

 

I've done it around my wife and she always says to me "you eat the food not good"

 

she can out burp me any day of the week. every fart in the house is blamed on me, even hers.

 

 

We blamed ours on the kid for 3 years.

 

I can ALWAYS blame the kid, she's like a machine gun with an infinite magazine.

I usually try to leave the room if I can/am not comfortable. But I often wake myself up when a fart slips out, and usually its followed by a "gross" from her

 

I like to drop them in a room I know she is going in to and then leave, so she walks right in to the cloud. Then I take the line from "White Girls" and tell her to "bask in the ambience".

 

Note to self....do not go to Rock2534's house.

 

classic double standard:

I fart, she doesn't

 

My wife is currently pregnant and frequents a pregnancy forum. There was a thread about their flatulence that she read me. There was a good story about a lady "crop dusting" the aisles of the grocery store. However, the best came from a lady who said she likes to find a clueless old person, go let one go next to them, and watch the people who walk past them giving them the stink eye. She said her husband found out once and insisted she go apologize.

 

yes and we play a mean game of turtle.
turtle= farting under the covers and holding the other person inside the cover to smell

 

The grocery store is too easy, whole lot of crop dusting going on. I saw/heard the funniest thing a while back at a store. An old couple was walking down the ailse, looking like they just came from sunday church, and the old dude just drops this huge one right in front of his old wife. He didn't even try to quiet it down. I don't know if she could even hear it being she was so old, but he looked quite comfortable with it.

LOL, you are not too far away either!

 

dude.... thats called a dutch oven... get with the program

 

It's kind of the whole point of marriage -- increase the switching costs so that you can't be dumped for an SBD. It's also why we have kids -- captive audience in the car.

 

I do, quite often. I try to blame it on the cat.
Wife has, but it's irregular and catches me off guard.

 

Hell yeah we fart around each other. Me more often than her but when she does, it clears out the room. It's gross and of course she says it wasn't her

 

My female dog lets out the squeakiest farts you ever hear, and then looks around like she doesn't know where it came from

 

just farted on her earlier.

 

I farted on her earlier too

 

 

Who's in charge of tags around here? Can we get a "Dutch Oven" tag?

 

 

Girls aren't allowed to fart. It's illegal.

 

My daughter can clear a room. Her mom makes me look like an amateur burper.

My current GF is a true lady, but im not above ripping one at any time.
I actually farted in front of the dog's face last night.

Hey, that's who I am. Love it or leave it.