so i wasn't the only one...

semelparous
Main Entry: sem·el·pa·rous
Pronunciation: \ˌse-ˈmel-pə-rəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin semel once (akin to Latin simul at the same time) + English -parous — more at same
Date: 1954
: reproducing or breeding only once in a lifetime

 

Skanks?

Can't engage me like that ...that's what makes me better than you...and laugh at you! Continue!

 

I'm having plenty of fun and I don't need to kiss anyone's ass on a car forum. I'm simply pointing out how disturbingly odd the way you (and others) talk to and about the women, whom you've never actually met, that post here.

If all your "hope" for getting laid lies here on the internet, and specifically on a car forum, then you need to change up your game a little bit. Because you sound like a moron.

Plus, if anyone knows how to get in the sack with girls from Acurazine it is certainly me...

 

You know how I do young padawan...

 

Engage you like what my nizzle - continue... Either you're K-Fed or you're a baller to end all ballers!

 

And this wasn't all in red because?

 

Anyone who replaces the word "the" with "Da" is clearly a baller...

 

I wasn't trying to be sarcastic.

 

Can't right now. I was amusing myself with this while geting ready to roll out. I'll see what you got when I get back...it better be funny too...

 

 

 

Ohhhh...you must be a Klansman. Did it piss you off that I got one nut out? Dayuummm! I wish I had more time for this one. You need somebody better than that Steve guy though for a wingman, his material is wack...Catch ya'll good ol' boys tomorrow...

 

Clan of the Wu Tang.

 

Roll out my brotha

 

What the fuck happened to this thread?

 

wow sarawi that sucks! i've been wondering why i haven't seen you in awhile. hey, i remember your pic back on the TSX pics forum. you'll meet a nice new guy soon, try a chicago guy this time! glad you kept the TSX though!

 

Hm, I thought it was 30.

 

mrsteve, who i generally respect, stank it up.

protecting a girl's honor or something - i can't really figure it out.

 

I was trying to fuck with "~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~"

Couldn't care less what girl he was talking to. Just thought he was a clown.

 

 

35 now that they make Botox and have better Invitro

 

45 is the new 35.

 

Ok, now I'm back after handling some business.

First of all, all of my posts were directed towards Sara and wndrist. Some humor about sexing them back into dating shape, which I am sure they understood. You came in trying to defend their honor, and as is usual on AZ, when one person acts like a jackass (YOU) in a thread, another (Fibonacci) follows if they think it's funny enough. It wasn't. Why you picked my posts to comment on when the thread wasn't about me is irrelevant, but you should learn how to read the topics of threads before you post. My language, hoes I get with, or none of what you typed had anything to do with the "subject". You may not have liked my posts, but who gives a fuck? Not me. With 25K+ posts, you should know better by now...Keep your personal shit to yourself CLOWN! You have no idea how stupid you sounded saying all of that in THIS thread...that goes for the ignorant folks who perpetuated your bs as well. PM me to talk to me, I'm always around!

Now that I dealt with that, Sara, I extend my apologies for my part in that, and hopefully THOSE two true clowns are finished, and can find another thread in another forum to fuck up.

Peace2fingaz!

 

Dark, I am laughing so hard at your posts!! You are a wicked baller:

"handling some business"
"sexing them back into dating shape"
"hoes I get with"
"that goes for the ignorant folks" (uh, irony....)
"Peace2fingaz"


Wow. All I can say is wow. I mean, I know some people TALK like this, but you actually TYPED it out. Wow. Classic. Did Ringling Brothers come to town while I was out "handling some business?"

 

Before I comment, what exactly does the embolded text mean? Do you actually know what irony, or ignorant for that matter, means? I mean, I think you just attacked me and I wanted to be right before I responded. I could be wrong...

I'm trying to understand why my language, the way I type, or speak is of any concern of yours? Did I offend a friend of yours in my previous post and you are jumping to their defense? You have a problem with the way I talk so you decided to let me know about it? Should I do that when you post if I don't like what you say/type? I didn't mention your name, and if you can read, I suggested that we stick to the topic, which is not me...so why are you posting about the same stuff I just tried to squash?

Maybe you are not familiar with me enough to realize that you are wasting your time. I am not weak. You won't hurt my feelings. You can't approach my game or my intellect. I will not change, and I will not argue the point. The reason I asked what I just did, is so we can get past it and the next idiot won't make the same mistake you just made. But hey, you guys are on a roll right?

Maybe a mod should post for you to stay on topic, because my efforts aren't working. This is Sara's thread. Talk to her, respond to HER...not me.

 

Sorry to hear. In this day and age, I would just say throw yourself out to the market. At your age, I think the market is hot!

 

See, that's your problem.....

 

Damn, love this Darksom playboy. Doesn't take any shit.

 

No it isn't. When you are 45 you are 45. But it does help to have a wife almost 12 years your junior.

 

If you don't want people to respond to things you say then don't post things like "I'll still tear yer ass up!" to a woman who just decided to get divorced on a public forum. Or shit like sticking your nose out the window to see if you can smell newly single women. Who the fuck says that? You're a creep and now you're back-peddling.

So what if I and maybe a few others had a little fun at your expense? Don't get so butt hurt over it.

 

^ Now dats a baller, ya heard

 

Dude...along with needing to get a clue, get a life. The fact that you care how I talk means you place too much importance on someone you don't know. You should care how your wife talks, or your son or your mother. Not me. I'm just a dude on a forum, whom you, obviously on your best day, couldn't fuck with mentally, because you lack the basic fundamentals of reading and comprehension, judging by your responses. I am not back peddling. Dark doesn't back peddle clown. I said stay on topic and PM me about me. This is about Sara, or rather it was until you two clowns came in.

And stop hating...it's unbecoming...

 

You refer to yourself in 3rd person?


I'm just having fun... don't get so serious. It's the internet.

 

See, what you don't understand is that if you were having "fun" about my opinion in this thread, that is one thing. It would still be on topic. But your "fun" is about the way I talk or type. That's personal, so that's why I said PM me. Now, I would still ignore you if you did but that is what you should do when you have a personal gripe in a thread. That way the "topic" doesn't get lost amid the bullshit.

If you knew the way I was in this forum, you would know that I could care less about people commenting on me personally. If it's funny, I will laugh at it myself. I have said so many times in here. You are not the first, and you won't be the last. I think you give yourself too much credit if you really think you get under my skin from that shit. I "jone" 24/7...24/7...so no, you don't.

I will not respond to anymore "personal" shit in this thread, or any other so pay attention to what I just said. Read it a couple of times if you have to. Now, before I let you go on to your next post, here is a little something for you...

Lesson for today: Back peddling. See your response to my post that I quoted above? That shit I quoted from you is called "back peddling"...you just been clown!

Now walk away...walk away mad, walk away angry, red-faced, with a dick in ya mouth or whatever...but get the fuck on down the road, and get back on topic! C-ya!

- Darksom1 (in 3rd person ya heard)

 

 

Last I checked there's absolutely no mandate that stipulates threads must stay on topic. That's the entire crux of your argument against me making fun of you and it has no basis whatsoever. And clearly you care what people say about you because you've responded to me at least half a dozen times.

No back peddling here... just can't understand why someone would get so serious over something so silly. The things you said in this thread were absolutely comical and creepy. But you've successfully managed to remove any remaining fun in this thread. Congrats.

 

And for once for me:



"Get up in dem guts"

 

Hahahaha...yo that fool needs to get up in some guts and stop worrying about me! Damn, he starting to sound like a stalker and shit...what the fuck!

Ok mrsteve, I'll talk to you. What do you want to talk about?

SIKE!!!

 

Christ.

 

:ahem:

It's "back-pedaling".