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Old 03-22-2005, 06:55 PM
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Did you ever make someone walk funny afterwards?

My friends and I were discussing sexual goals for our lives, and mine was "...to make the girl walk funny after we did it." Most of them agreed, adding in the required and threesome. So the question is, have you?


I'm bored, and that leads to threads like this.
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I dont even know what to say Minch.
Old 03-22-2005, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I dont even know what to say Minch.

Old 03-22-2005, 07:04 PM
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Old 03-22-2005, 07:06 PM
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if after an orgasm
"i can't feel my legs" counts,
then yes
Old 03-22-2005, 07:08 PM
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Ok new clause, no one word answers
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sometimes I walk funny the next morning from being sore
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Wrong forum. Moving.
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I have made myself walk funny after sex.
Old 03-22-2005, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
sometimes I walk funny the next morning from being sore
thats what I meant.

well, not me.

the girl.
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One time, a girl I knew seemed to walk a little bolegged afterwards, but that may just have been her normal walk.
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yes. When the girls legs start shaking, and their toes curl, you know you're doing something right...

"I love to go swimming with bow-legged women,
And swim between their legs,
Swim between their legs..."
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Wrong forum. Moving.

I didn't really think it related to dating anyone, or having a relationship, and figured it would get more traffic in the overall ramblings, but ok
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Yes. One girl even emailed me at work the next day to tell me she was walking funny.
I was laughing my ass off in my cube and couldn't tell anyone why
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I guess its the same as taking a fat
Old 03-22-2005, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Yes. One girl even emailed me at work the next day to tell me she was walking funny.
I was laughing my ass off in my cube and couldn't tell anyone why
post said email

We need a thread about after sex corrospondence, anonymous of course.

I have some funny shit to post that would make a great thread.
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oh and BTW, I would say it's a sexual goal...two chicks at the same time is a goal. Her walking funny afterward is more like a given :bigfeet:
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Originally Posted by wsklar
I have made myself walk funny after sex.
wsklar, I'm starting to worry that maybe you need professional help...

Where do I send the hooker?
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I use to do my sophmore HS girlfriend in the butt, she had to sit out of a soccer game once because she was so sore.

She was to embarrased to tell me, one of her friends told me a few weeks later. I still laugh to this day


i did it to another girl once too who was a virgin.
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Originally Posted by CGTSX2004
wsklar, I'm starting to worry that maybe you need professional help...

Where do I send the hooker?
Professionals can't help me at this point.
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Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
post said email

We need a thread about after sex corrospondence, anonymous of course.

I have some funny shit to post that would make a great thread.
It was at a job I already left.
No such emails lately...the gf doesn't like that sort of correspondence
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Couple times....all same girl. I'm guessing one of the reasons was because she was very, very tight. Anything over the width of a straw would've hurt her...let alone my salami dong
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I've made a girl twitch for about an hour or so afterwards...my GOD talk about an ego booster when 45 minutes after the fact her legs just start going all haywire...

I miss that
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Originally Posted by Gilgamesh
I've made a girl twitch for about an hour or so afterwards...my GOD talk about an ego booster when 45 minutes after the fact her legs just start going all haywire...

I miss that

Are you sure it wasn't a diabetic seizure??? Did you try to give her a hershey bar?
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Originally Posted by wsklar
Are you sure it wasn't a diabetic seizure??? Did you try to give her a hershey bar?
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Originally Posted by CLpower
I use to do my sophmore HS girlfriend in the butt, she had to sit out of a soccer game once because she was so sore.

She was to embarrased to tell me, one of her friends told me a few weeks later. I still laugh to this day


i did it to another girl once too who was a virgin.
You were doing a sophmore in high school in the ass? So, she was 16 or so? Unreal.
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Originally Posted by paulff3
You were doing a sophmore in high school in the ass? So, she was 16 or so? Unreal.

she didn't want to have her cherry popped



I later popped it for her though after we broke up, never spoke to her again
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Originally Posted by CLpower
she didn't want to have her cherry popped



I later popped it for her though after we broke up, never spoke to her again
Well done!
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Originally Posted by wsklar
Are you sure it wasn't a diabetic seizure??? Did you try to give her a hershey bar?

Bastard, nope it was not a seizure
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Yes. Happened to 2 different girls. I felt like a stud.
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Originally Posted by CLpower
she didn't want to have her cherry popped



I later popped it for her though after we broke up, never spoke to her again
I have a tremendous amount of respect for you.
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Originally Posted by Minch00
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sincerest apologies... just hump each other for a long time, nut numerous times and then try to get up and get water from the fridge... it's a sight to see them stumble and fall... like a newborn deer...
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I love it when a girl gets off and she really let's it take her out...

My gf my senior year in college was like that... if you got her all riled up, we would get done and she would fall right to sleep...

Junkster, who needs another girl like that in his life again
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yes I have, my new goal is to bruse something. My buddy has bruised a kidney and overys, that bitch.
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yeah after i devirginized my girl. people asked her why she walkin funny she said she rode horses
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:shakehead

You guys don't cuddle enough... i know that we both would walk funny afterwards... thats why don't turn your girl down for some cuddleing... besides, it will put you at another level with her and you have more points for the bonus round later in the day or night...



BTW: answer to the question is yes...
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of course

you should have seen TMK the other morning

The best thing is seeing girls walking funny around campus in the morning. You can just tell who got fucked last night.

oh yeah and as goducks said :bigfeet: moron....


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