Crying during sex
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
You seem like a nice kid, but what the fuck language are you speaking?
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Either way... if he can speak the way he says he can then why not just be himself instead of putting on a front? Just my opinion... to each their own...
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Either way you type it... I have to agree with the darksom1... so +reps for some good advice... yet the ass licking is a bit far... That place is clean enough and doesn't need to be clean... no chicks tongue is going anywhere in nor around that area... again, to each their own...
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#123
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by TSX Nightwalker
^^^^^ hahahaha I stayed away from this part of the forum because some men couldn't handle a woman's view! But I said, who cares....I'm not gonna stop voicing my opinions for those who can't handle what I have to say! I speak the truth dammmnit! hahahaha And unfortunately, not everyone here are adults! Just a lil FYI! ![Wink](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif)
But yeah, I'm not saying that EVERYONE will get a kick at getting their nipples bitten or nibbled it definitely depends on the person! I for one wouldn't allow a guy to chew on them
That's painful just saying that! haha But I do like a good foreplay! I just know that with the men I've been with they actually liked the way I played with their nipples! haha That's why I figured that if homeboy's girl would rather suck and lick as opposed to biting then I'm sure he'll enjoy that sensation! I just haven't had any complaints in the department and if anything it heightened their sensation!
Given the amount of foreplay, I'm sure I can get off w/o penetration! And that's not even having the guy go down on me either! hehe
But that's IN-TER-ES-TING! I don't think I've ever heard of a woman getting off by giving a guy head! haha
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But yeah, I'm not saying that EVERYONE will get a kick at getting their nipples bitten or nibbled it definitely depends on the person! I for one wouldn't allow a guy to chew on them
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Given the amount of foreplay, I'm sure I can get off w/o penetration! And that's not even having the guy go down on me either! hehe
But that's IN-TER-ES-TING! I don't think I've ever heard of a woman getting off by giving a guy head! haha
But don't let me ego paint a "me only" picture, because I may not shoot a load during oral like that other chick does while giving fellacio, but my cunnilingus will drive you up that mofo wall!!! Don't sleep! hell yeah! I'm a total lover! You gonna get yours! So the foreplay is big with me too! Because with all of that licking and sucking going on....some serious ground-pounding is going to be needed, and ya boy will lay it down like Allan Carpet!!!
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As I was typing this, I was thinking of the diff women who have given me head. My cuz used to always tell me that he couldn't come easy from getting head when we would talk about females. I agree I can't now. But NOT becuz I am not sensitive enough. It's because I have had some Gold-Medal dick lickers!!!! I am not lying! I mean, I was just trying to rank them, and it is hard! There used to be this chick I was with that didn't really know how. She knew the basics, but not any real "technique". So I just told her what I wanted an how to please me. Fellas, if you are patient, and they are willing, it works! I know for a fact that she would turn any guy out on this forum right now!! She's a beast! I'm proud! LOL! Hey, at least I'm not like my cousin making them practice with hotdogs! No! I use "prat ap"! Hands on baby! LOL! She can't touch one of my top suckers tho. I had one that told me she could teach a class, that she felt she was that good! Guess what? She was dawwggggg!!!! Yes indeed!
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But yeah, Nightie, focus next time and see if you can get yourself into that zone and cum while sucking ya man off! Don't forget to report back!
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#124
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by spooky3ce
Either way... if he can speak the way he says he can then why not just be himself instead of putting on a front? Just my opinion... to each their own... ![2 Cents](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/2cents.gif)
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Now without further ado - for those of you wondering this very same thing (highlighted above) about me, here is your answer:
When I am not necessarily in an environment that calls for proper English, I like to lounge into slang. I grew up with it, and it's relaxing. Just kicking it as I say. I am very much in touch with what is deemed proper and I do at times, type so in my responses here. When I get into one of those moods. (Which is what X might be referring to in a previous post). When I am with my friends, I use the colloquial. On this forum, the idle banter calls for little else. When the climate calls for it, I have the flexibility and the diversification of language and presence to provide what is needed so that I can articulate what I am trying to say. If you know me personally, you know that clarity is one of my strong suits! So if I ever say something and you don't understand, I will explain it. But don't trivialize it, because I'm not the "Shell Answer Man"!!!
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But to keep it real, as I say I like to...How many different ways or words, does it take to express that I like getting my dick sucked?
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In fact, to speak other than the way I do at ANY given time, is akin to putting on airs, or rather "frontin'". If you get me, and again, I'm not talking to you specifically spooky, you get me. If you don't...oh well...it wasn't for you. I don't comment on the numerous mispells and lack of knowledge on this forum from other members that irks the fuck out of me on a daily basis! You may not AGREE with what I say, or LIKE the way I say it, but I do speak plain and simple English enough so that you can grasp the meaning. So why should I yield and talk the way YOU think I should talk? Because of age? Because of the forum? Because of your preference of expression? The rhetoric you are accustomed to or deem appropriate?
No. Whether I am on this forum, or in the real world...I am Ray. I always will be, and if that doesn't work for you...fuck you! Not angry, I don't get that way on here. I'm just being frank. I seriously don't attack anyone and the way they talk here. If I don't like what you say, I turn the page. Turn the page if you don't get it...it wasn't for you! To everyone else...let's keep laughing and enjoying each other's posts!
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Originally Posted by CLeanATL
so i went over her house last night. i knock on the door, she opens in some lingerie and grabs me by my coat and pulls me in. she starts kissing me all over and is ripping my clothes off, not saying anything. she brings me to her bed where she has some scarves tied to the posts. she ties me up and begins to tease me orally, during which she takes a break to bite my nipples (did not like that shit) she proceeds to straddle my face and then moves to 69 position. after the 69, she rides me fast, slow, hard, soft, but always vocally expressed to the fullest extent. obviously she is a full blown freak, the kind of freak that stares in your eyes as she licks your boys.
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Originally Posted by Mike 350Z
Bro, never forget how lucky you are. True you might have to deal with some broken dishes from time to time, but don't take what you have for granted. ![Thumbs Up](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif)
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#129
Originally Posted by darksom1
Yeah, I know. That was intense! I mean, I learned at a young age about foreplay. I used to rub when I was 6 yrs old. Me and a couple of other guys used to go wth some other kids to this place called the "Green Grass Grow" - hey, we were fucking kids ok. LOL! Basically the GGG is a big field, well, big as a kid, but when I went back there for memories sake, it seemed so much smaller! But I digress. Foreplay has always been intense and creative with the women I have been with and there used to be this, well, you know how you can take your finger and flub your lip back and forth? Well, this chick used to take my dick and rub it on her face while she was giving me head intermttently, and make that sound you make when you flub your lips with your finger! I was like damn gurrll! You just enjoying yourself huh? Get you some dick gurl, get you some dick! Hahahahahahaha!
But don't let me ego paint a "me only" picture, because I may not shoot a load during oral like that other chick does while giving fellacio, but my cunnilingus will drive you up that mofo wall!!! Don't sleep! hell yeah! I'm a total lover! You gonna get yours! So the foreplay is big with me too! Because with all of that licking and sucking going on....some serious ground-pounding is going to be needed, and ya boy will lay it down like Allan Carpet!!!
As I was typing this, I was thinking of the diff women who have given me head. My cuz used to always tell me that he couldn't come easy from getting head when we would talk about females. I agree I can't now. But NOT becuz I am not sensitive enough. It's because I have had some Gold-Medal dick lickers!!!! I am not lying! I mean, I was just trying to rank them, and it is hard! There used to be this chick I was with that didn't really know how. She knew the basics, but not any real "technique". So I just told her what I wanted an how to please me. Fellas, if you are patient, and they are willing, it works! I know for a fact that she would turn any guy out on this forum right now!! She's a beast! I'm proud! LOL! Hey, at least I'm not like my cousin making them practice with hotdogs! No! I use "prat ap"! Hands on baby! LOL! She can't touch one of my top suckers tho. I had one that told me she could teach a class, that she felt she was that good! Guess what? She was dawwggggg!!!! Yes indeed!
But yeah, Nightie, focus next time and see if you can get yourself into that zone and cum while sucking ya man off! Don't forget to report back!![Wish](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/wish.gif)
But don't let me ego paint a "me only" picture, because I may not shoot a load during oral like that other chick does while giving fellacio, but my cunnilingus will drive you up that mofo wall!!! Don't sleep! hell yeah! I'm a total lover! You gonna get yours! So the foreplay is big with me too! Because with all of that licking and sucking going on....some serious ground-pounding is going to be needed, and ya boy will lay it down like Allan Carpet!!!
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As I was typing this, I was thinking of the diff women who have given me head. My cuz used to always tell me that he couldn't come easy from getting head when we would talk about females. I agree I can't now. But NOT becuz I am not sensitive enough. It's because I have had some Gold-Medal dick lickers!!!! I am not lying! I mean, I was just trying to rank them, and it is hard! There used to be this chick I was with that didn't really know how. She knew the basics, but not any real "technique". So I just told her what I wanted an how to please me. Fellas, if you are patient, and they are willing, it works! I know for a fact that she would turn any guy out on this forum right now!! She's a beast! I'm proud! LOL! Hey, at least I'm not like my cousin making them practice with hotdogs! No! I use "prat ap"! Hands on baby! LOL! She can't touch one of my top suckers tho. I had one that told me she could teach a class, that she felt she was that good! Guess what? She was dawwggggg!!!! Yes indeed!
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But yeah, Nightie, focus next time and see if you can get yourself into that zone and cum while sucking ya man off! Don't forget to report back!
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You're funny!
And did you say SIX YEAR OLD?!
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So, that one chick who "flubbed" you? You mean the kind that parents would do to their lil kids on their tummies?! What do you call it, a strawberry or motorboat? hahahaha That's hilarious! You actually got off on that?! And speaking of which, what type of skillz did these so-called gold lickers provide?! You don't have to be too graphic, but I'm curious as to what they actually do that made them world class gold lickers compared to the average woman! hahahahaha I want to know because I think I have a few tricks up my sleeve! If you can tell me exactly what they do then I can provide you with some insight if they're actually doing a good "job"! pwhahahaahaha :laugh:
#130
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by [url="#"
TSX[/url] Nightwalker]You're funny!
And did you say SIX YEAR OLD?!
That's crazy! What did you know about foreplay at that age? :p I mean seriously, guys don't even like girls until they're 10 or something! haha I once had a guy friend tell me that he had a his first threesome when he was 8 or 9yrs old and to me that just sounded RIDICULOUS! hahaha That's just weird and crazy!
So, that one chick who "flubbed" you? You mean the kind that parents would do to their lil kids on their tummies?! What do you call it, a strawberry or motorboat? hahahaha That's hilarious! You actually got off on that?! And speaking of which, what type of skillz did these so-called gold lickers provide?! You don't have to be too graphic, but I'm curious as to what they actually do that made them world class gold lickers compared to the average woman! hahahahaha I want to know because I think I have a few tricks up my sleeve! If you can tell me exactly what they do then I can provide you with some insight if they're actually doing a good "job"! pwhahahaahaha :laugh:
And did you say SIX YEAR OLD?!
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So, that one chick who "flubbed" you? You mean the kind that parents would do to their lil kids on their tummies?! What do you call it, a strawberry or motorboat? hahahaha That's hilarious! You actually got off on that?! And speaking of which, what type of skillz did these so-called gold lickers provide?! You don't have to be too graphic, but I'm curious as to what they actually do that made them world class gold lickers compared to the average woman! hahahahaha I want to know because I think I have a few tricks up my sleeve! If you can tell me exactly what they do then I can provide you with some insight if they're actually doing a good "job"! pwhahahaahaha :laugh:
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Gold Medal:
No, not the tummy thing, but more like the motorboat like Vince Vaughn said on Wedding Crashers! She would just take it and rub it back and forth on her face really fast and make this weird ass noise! I know it sounds wild, but the effect was really onpoint, becuz it got me excited just seeing her excited doing her thing like that! I love to see a woman enjoying herself getting me off!
As for some of those techniques used, here's a couple:
1) special effects - I love it when a woman uses special effects! Like sounds and humming and shit!
2) wetness - You know how when you have a popsicle and you make that slurping sound whn you suck on it because it's melting and you don't want it to drip? I fucking love that when they do that to me. One chick would put her mouth almost all the way down the shaft, barely touching it, wet it up real nice with saliva, and then just like suck it all of slowly while coming back up towards the tip! Damn! That's the shiznit!
3) props - This other chick, who I had sex with at work, was chilling with me in the car at a park near the job one day. So you know your boy, every conversation is like the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon-type thing, only substitute Kev for sex. I always get on that subject when I'm alone with women. But I digress. We were talking, and I said "You know, a snickers bar looks like my dick"! LOL! Straight like that! She laughed and said wtf? I said, seriously, look at the top of one how it has those curves, like veins, and it's chocolate like my dick! She said Hmm... Now Nightie, "hmm" from a woman to me means, let's see! Hahahahaha! So I drove to a store nearby, bought a snickers, and showed her. Showed her means I unwrapped the snickers, then politely took my dick out, and fucking juxtaposed the two! She was like wow, you are crazy! Yo, first time we ever had any type of action resembling sex or her seeing my dick. But I can always tell when a woman wants to get with me, so I always do the daring and check the temperature of what I'm woking with. Anyway, since I was bold, she was bold, and wanted to one-up me! SO she bent her head down, and started sucking me off and alternating with the snickers!!!! Licking and sucking on me and then back to the snickers! I was like, man, this is a prime example of why I am the way I am! Look at my ass, supposed to be working, and I'm out here in the car getting worked like a BBQ rib!! Getting done bodaciously with the sticky-icky-icky!!
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Hey, there are many more encounters, but we would have to get a room to go thru them all! Hahahahahaha!
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I need to print out darksom1's posts and read them on the can....
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We have some very talented amateur porn writers at Acurazine.
#135
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Look at my ass, supposed to be working, and I'm out here in the car getting worked like a BBQ rib!!
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great stories...
#140
Originally Posted by darksom1
Yeah, six years old. I even remember the girl's name who I was rubbing on - Rene. My boy had Gloria. We would be laying side-by-side in the field (GGG), sometimes under Gloria's house, sometimes by Rodney's shed. I can't really say how much I knew about what I was doing, but the "why" was becuz the girl suggested it. LMFAO! Maybe her mom and pop were caught doing it by her, and she wanted to. I don't know. You think I was abused by her? I wonder if her ass is rich now! My innocence was taken! I been a wild mofo ever since! I fucking love it! Maybe that's why I love sex so much. Like Janet Jackson - anytime, anyplace - I don't care who's around! Hahahaaha!
Gold Medal:
No, not the tummy thing, but more like the motorboat like Vince Vaughn said on Wedding Crashers! She would just take it and rub it back and forth on her face really fast and make this weird ass noise! I know it sounds wild, but the effect was really onpoint, becuz it got me excited just seeing her excited doing her thing like that! I love to see a woman enjoying herself getting me off!
As for some of those techniques used, here's a couple:
1) special effects - I love it when a woman uses special effects! Like sounds and humming and shit!
2) wetness - You know how when you have a popsicle and you make that slurping sound whn you suck on it because it's melting and you don't want it to drip? I fucking love that when they do that to me. One chick would put her mouth almost all the way down the shaft, barely touching it, wet it up real nice with saliva, and then just like suck it all of slowly while coming back up towards the tip! Damn! That's the shiznit!
3) props - This other chick, who I had sex with at work, was chilling with me in the car at a park near the job one day. So you know your boy, every conversation is like the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon-type thing, only substitute Kev for sex. I always get on that subject when I'm alone with women. But I digress. We were talking, and I said "You know, a snickers bar looks like my dick"! LOL! Straight like that! She laughed and said wtf? I said, seriously, look at the top of one how it has those curves, like veins, and it's chocolate like my dick! She said Hmm... Now Nightie, "hmm" from a woman to me means, let's see! Hahahahaha! So I drove to a store nearby, bought a snickers, and showed her. Showed her means I unwrapped the snickers, then politely took my dick out, and fucking juxtaposed the two! She was like wow, you are crazy! Yo, first time we ever had any type of action resembling sex or her seeing my dick. But I can always tell when a woman wants to get with me, so I always do the daring and check the temperature of what I'm woking with. Anyway, since I was bold, she was bold, and wanted to one-up me! SO she bent her head down, and started sucking me off and alternating with the snickers!!!! Licking and sucking on me and then back to the snickers! I was like, man, this is a prime example of why I am the way I am! Look at my ass, supposed to be working, and I'm out here in the car getting worked like a BBQ rib!! Getting done bodaciously with the sticky-icky-icky!!
Yezzir! Hahahahaha! What's even funnier, is that I started showing up after that with Kit Kats, Milky Ways, 3 Musketeers...etc! I swear we was rolling!!
Hey, there are many more encounters, but we would have to get a room to go thru them all! Hahahahahaha!![Chuckle](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/chuckle.gif)
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Gold Medal:
No, not the tummy thing, but more like the motorboat like Vince Vaughn said on Wedding Crashers! She would just take it and rub it back and forth on her face really fast and make this weird ass noise! I know it sounds wild, but the effect was really onpoint, becuz it got me excited just seeing her excited doing her thing like that! I love to see a woman enjoying herself getting me off!
As for some of those techniques used, here's a couple:
1) special effects - I love it when a woman uses special effects! Like sounds and humming and shit!
2) wetness - You know how when you have a popsicle and you make that slurping sound whn you suck on it because it's melting and you don't want it to drip? I fucking love that when they do that to me. One chick would put her mouth almost all the way down the shaft, barely touching it, wet it up real nice with saliva, and then just like suck it all of slowly while coming back up towards the tip! Damn! That's the shiznit!
3) props - This other chick, who I had sex with at work, was chilling with me in the car at a park near the job one day. So you know your boy, every conversation is like the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon-type thing, only substitute Kev for sex. I always get on that subject when I'm alone with women. But I digress. We were talking, and I said "You know, a snickers bar looks like my dick"! LOL! Straight like that! She laughed and said wtf? I said, seriously, look at the top of one how it has those curves, like veins, and it's chocolate like my dick! She said Hmm... Now Nightie, "hmm" from a woman to me means, let's see! Hahahahaha! So I drove to a store nearby, bought a snickers, and showed her. Showed her means I unwrapped the snickers, then politely took my dick out, and fucking juxtaposed the two! She was like wow, you are crazy! Yo, first time we ever had any type of action resembling sex or her seeing my dick. But I can always tell when a woman wants to get with me, so I always do the daring and check the temperature of what I'm woking with. Anyway, since I was bold, she was bold, and wanted to one-up me! SO she bent her head down, and started sucking me off and alternating with the snickers!!!! Licking and sucking on me and then back to the snickers! I was like, man, this is a prime example of why I am the way I am! Look at my ass, supposed to be working, and I'm out here in the car getting worked like a BBQ rib!! Getting done bodaciously with the sticky-icky-icky!!
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Hey, there are many more encounters, but we would have to get a room to go thru them all! Hahahahahaha!
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Hmmmmmm....not to sound all whatever, but that doesn't impress me much! haha Sorry, I know you're a pimp and all, but if that actually made your head spin, then you're definitely not getting the full service! Seriously! That sounded a bit...... amateur! hahaha
DISCLAIMER: What I'm about to explain does not reflect the lack of morals/values that I possess! I am neither a whore or slut, but am very adamant in KNOWING how to please my man! So, remove all those assumptions and pre-conceived notions about me....this is going to be a bit graphic! I'm really a good girl, I'm just not that innocent! I just want to prove a point! hehe
Gold medal: I'm not sure about the noise, but rubbing your "member" on her face? Ummmm, does she use her actual FACE or LIPS?! I could think of a BETTER way to bust that move using the LIPS!
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Overall techniques? Is that all they had or all that you experienced that was mind-boggling?! Sorry to say, but those weren't even REAL techniques! haha ANY woman can do that! haha
1.) The only special effects you should be hearing is what the woman makes when she's going down on you and maybe the occasional dirty talk that goes along with it! hehe But no weird noises and sounds like what you mentioned with Gold ...errrr...Bronze girl!
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2.) When it comes to wetness, the best lubrication IS saliva! haha So, if she was truly hardcore she would spit on that thing like she meant it! Not hock (sp?) a loogey...that's just gross and doesn't sound nice...but spit on it while she's rubbing you down! haha And as far as deep-throating....that's where you get the most saliva from! When it hits them in the back of the throat, they get a minor gag reflex, but that's where you get the most amount of saliva to flow intensely! haha And another teaser trick would be if she would let her saliva drip slowly on your penis! Not like how the lil kid from the movie "Big Daddy" did when he would hock a loogey and spit it slowly and then try to swallow it back up before touching the ground, no...nothing like that! It's more of a teaser look! When a man can see a little bit of saliva dripping down to his "member's" head slowly, it's such a major tease because once that saliva drops, you know she's ready to provide you with all the wonderful glories of a good BJ! hahahahaha That's IF she can provide you with that kind of service! Besides, I heard it was a sexy look since a woman's tongue tends to curl upward like when she's about to lick her lips!
3.) Props are a given, you can always use anything like whip cream and whatever it is to tease a guy! haha But I can tell you this, I've never given a guy a bj while driving! I just thought it was a major safety hazard! haha I mean, if you think about it, if a guy is driving and he busts a nut, you can imagine him swerving like crazy! haha I once dated a guy who would always punch the bed or pillow when he "O's" so if it's THAT intense, you shouldn't be driving or operating heavy machinery! hahaha :lol: Do the alternative, case in point....I went out to dinner with a guy I used to see and I ended up driving that night! And for some reason, once we got into my car to drive home, he mentions that he was aroused for some reason! haha So, I took the initiative and grabbed him and started stroking him while I drove with one hand! haha He wanted me to stop and switch so I can go down on him while he drove, but you know how I felt about that already with the above statement! haha So, I kept driving! Once I licked my whole palm like a cat and continued stroking him....he was almost a gonner! haha He almost completely lost it! Lets just say I can't drive stick at all, but I more than made up for it that night! mwhahahahahaha So, if you're gonna do that kind of deed while driving, consider the alternative....for safety reasons!
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So, if you see a woman tie her hair up in a pony tail.....believe me, you are in for a ride! Of course, I would never divulge my secrets to an AMAZING bj, but I bet I would be able to blow your female friend out of the waters! hahahahaha She'll be teaching BEGINNER classes while I'll be teaching INTERMEDIATE! And I'll end it with that!
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#143
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This thread is off the chain. I don't know if I am reading acurazine or watching videobox.
with the ha ha & hee hee in every paragraph!!
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#144
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by TSX Nightwalker
^^^ I dont think so! No offense Darksom1! I don't think he's my type! hehe
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Although it should be noted that the chick with the candy bars said the same thing while a bunch of us were eating in a restaurant at lunch time before! LOL! So hey, that could be a prelude?
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BTW, I was parked, not driving sugar. But I have been driving before. That reminds me of when a chick wanted me to go thru a drive-thru while she blew me...meh...some other time with that one fellas!
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#145
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Originally Posted by TSX Nightwalker
Long story
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btw is that you in your avatar?
#146
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Almost forgot...I think it's worth stating that you get props Nightwalker for coming on here and laying it down like that! I love getting the female perspective and that's difficult in pre-dominantly male forums. So big up to ya!
(I hope that helps so you can stop prefacing your stories with I'm a good girl, really I am - lol!)
Truth be told, contrary to what some may think, Darksom1 is not a pimp. I just fuck a lot, SAFE, and well. I don't use (not anymore) or abuse women (never), nor do I walk hunched over with my knuckles scraping the ground. LOL! EVERY story I tell is TRUE - 100%, I would never lie on my dick! But truths and stories of the past. I've been drinking milk since then...don't get me wrong - my fuck game is still the same, but my mental has improved.
While I'm actually very much into sex, hardcore, I'm quite the romantic gentleman as well. I take off coats, open doors, pull out chairs, etc. FYI: I'm only saying this "match.com" stuff because I just wanted to keep things in perspective. The wiling out, having my rent paid, freaky tales shit, is all a part of me and my past fun. I did all kind of shit, some deemed good, some deemed bad, so I have a better idea of what not to do now. Yes, I still love to have fun. However, now, I'm as much for equality in a relationship, if not MORE, than most women I encounter. I guess the real difference in the me now, instead of the past me is that I will still tear your ass up in the bedroom fiercely, but when we both come out of the bedroom...I recognize you as a slut. Hahahahahaha! Just kidding, couldn't resist!
So, while I may say some wild stuff on here, I am very much in tune with the way things are supposed to work when we (men and women) are both standing upright and fully clothed. I'm always in it to win it! So read my stories, but don't read INTO my stories...ya feel me? You will never be able to size your boy Dark up with just forum material, but the shit is real fa sho!
Ok, enough of this Match.com shit...back to the fucking...
![Clap](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/clap.gif)
Truth be told, contrary to what some may think, Darksom1 is not a pimp. I just fuck a lot, SAFE, and well. I don't use (not anymore) or abuse women (never), nor do I walk hunched over with my knuckles scraping the ground. LOL! EVERY story I tell is TRUE - 100%, I would never lie on my dick! But truths and stories of the past. I've been drinking milk since then...don't get me wrong - my fuck game is still the same, but my mental has improved.
While I'm actually very much into sex, hardcore, I'm quite the romantic gentleman as well. I take off coats, open doors, pull out chairs, etc. FYI: I'm only saying this "match.com" stuff because I just wanted to keep things in perspective. The wiling out, having my rent paid, freaky tales shit, is all a part of me and my past fun. I did all kind of shit, some deemed good, some deemed bad, so I have a better idea of what not to do now. Yes, I still love to have fun. However, now, I'm as much for equality in a relationship, if not MORE, than most women I encounter. I guess the real difference in the me now, instead of the past me is that I will still tear your ass up in the bedroom fiercely, but when we both come out of the bedroom...I recognize you as a slut. Hahahahahaha! Just kidding, couldn't resist!
![Chuckle](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/chuckle.gif)
So, while I may say some wild stuff on here, I am very much in tune with the way things are supposed to work when we (men and women) are both standing upright and fully clothed. I'm always in it to win it! So read my stories, but don't read INTO my stories...ya feel me? You will never be able to size your boy Dark up with just forum material, but the shit is real fa sho!
![Thumbs Up](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif)
Ok, enough of this Match.com shit...back to the fucking...
![Pimp](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif)
#147
Originally Posted by gsi00154
This thread is off the chain. I don't know if I am reading acurazine or watching videobox.
with the ha ha & hee hee in every paragraph!!
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More like every SENTENCE!
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#148
Originally Posted by darksom1
None taken sugar! I may not be your kind of guy for whatever reason, but any woman who goes out of her way to outdo another woman that blew me like the ones I've had...is my kind of gal! At least for a night!
Although it should be noted that the chick with the candy bars said the same thing while a bunch of us were eating in a restaurant at lunch time before! LOL! So hey, that could be a prelude?
I'll get the props ready just in case!
BTW, I was parked, not driving sugar. But I have been driving before. That reminds me of when a chick wanted me to go thru a drive-thru while she blew me...meh...some other time with that one fellas!![Pimp](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif)
![Big Grin](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Although it should be noted that the chick with the candy bars said the same thing while a bunch of us were eating in a restaurant at lunch time before! LOL! So hey, that could be a prelude?
![Dunno](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif)
![Chuckle](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/chuckle.gif)
BTW, I was parked, not driving sugar. But I have been driving before. That reminds me of when a chick wanted me to go thru a drive-thru while she blew me...meh...some other time with that one fellas!
![Pimp](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif)
"....any woman who goes out of her way to outdo another woman that blew me like the ones I've had...is my kind of gal! At least for a night!"
That comment right there is why you're not my type! haha I think it's a bit judgemental and presumptuous of you to peg me in that light but hey, this is a pretty judgemental group so I can understand! I'm sure the ladies you've been with are classy, but I think it's kind of harsh for someone to pin point someone else because of stating some basic truths! I'm not a one night type of girl! Like I said, I'm not a whore....I just know how to please a man!
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Almost forgot...I think it's worth stating that you get props Nightwalker for coming on here and laying it down like that! I love getting the female perspective and that's difficult in pre-dominantly male forums. So big up to ya!
(I hope that helps so you can stop prefacing your stories with I'm a good girl, really I am - lol!)
Truth be told, contrary to what some may think, Darksom1 is not a pimp. I just fuck a lot, SAFE, and well. I don't use (not anymore) or abuse women (never), nor do I walk hunched over with my knuckles scraping the ground. LOL! EVERY story I tell is TRUE - 100%, I would never lie on my dick! But truths and stories of the past. I've been drinking milk since then...don't get me wrong - my fuck game is still the same, but my mental has improved.
While I'm actually very much into sex, hardcore, I'm quite the romantic gentleman as well. I take off coats, open doors, pull out chairs, etc. FYI: I'm only saying this "match.com" stuff because I just wanted to keep things in perspective. The wiling out, having my rent paid, freaky tales shit, is all a part of me and my past fun. I did all kind of shit, some deemed good, some deemed bad, so I have a better idea of what not to do now. Yes, I still love to have fun. However, now, I'm as much for equality in a relationship, if not MORE, than most women I encounter. I guess the real difference in the me now, instead of the past me is that I will still tear your ass up in the bedroom fiercely, but when we both come out of the bedroom...I recognize you as a slut. Hahahahahaha! Just kidding, couldn't resist!
So, while I may say some wild stuff on here, I am very much in tune with the way things are supposed to work when we (men and women) are both standing upright and fully clothed. I'm always in it to win it! So read my stories, but don't read INTO my stories...ya feel me? You will never be able to size your boy Dark up with just forum material, but the shit is real fa sho!
Ok, enough of this Match.com shit...back to the fucking...![Pimp](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif)
![Clap](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/clap.gif)
Truth be told, contrary to what some may think, Darksom1 is not a pimp. I just fuck a lot, SAFE, and well. I don't use (not anymore) or abuse women (never), nor do I walk hunched over with my knuckles scraping the ground. LOL! EVERY story I tell is TRUE - 100%, I would never lie on my dick! But truths and stories of the past. I've been drinking milk since then...don't get me wrong - my fuck game is still the same, but my mental has improved.
While I'm actually very much into sex, hardcore, I'm quite the romantic gentleman as well. I take off coats, open doors, pull out chairs, etc. FYI: I'm only saying this "match.com" stuff because I just wanted to keep things in perspective. The wiling out, having my rent paid, freaky tales shit, is all a part of me and my past fun. I did all kind of shit, some deemed good, some deemed bad, so I have a better idea of what not to do now. Yes, I still love to have fun. However, now, I'm as much for equality in a relationship, if not MORE, than most women I encounter. I guess the real difference in the me now, instead of the past me is that I will still tear your ass up in the bedroom fiercely, but when we both come out of the bedroom...I recognize you as a slut. Hahahahahaha! Just kidding, couldn't resist!
![Chuckle](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/chuckle.gif)
So, while I may say some wild stuff on here, I am very much in tune with the way things are supposed to work when we (men and women) are both standing upright and fully clothed. I'm always in it to win it! So read my stories, but don't read INTO my stories...ya feel me? You will never be able to size your boy Dark up with just forum material, but the shit is real fa sho!
![Thumbs Up](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif)
Ok, enough of this Match.com shit...back to the fucking...
![Pimp](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif)
Oh believe me, I'm pretty vocal! Not a lot of guys can appreciate it, but hey I say what's on my mind! I'm not gonna come here and sugar coat it, I tell things like it is! It's just unfortunate that people can easily bash people for their thoughts an ideas on this forum which I find very sad but hey it is a public forum and it is free speech! haha And I've been guilty of being a bit judgemental at times, but who hasn't? hehe
And don't get me wrong, I didn't judge you in such a way that I'm saying that you're not a decent guy! I mean, I get into it with Amisconception a lot and I think deep down he's halfway decent! hehe And like you said, you don't need to explain yourself! But I honestly don't care what people think of me on this forum so I just kind of say that just because I'm used to being misunderstood as a person let alone a woman! I mean, I get it all the time! But I know who I am and I don't need to prove myself to anyone else! I think I get enough respect to allow people to bring me down to whatever level they deem is necessary for my thoughts and opinions! So, it's cool! I just like to voice my opinion and try to bust a few jokes and that's that! haha
#149
Originally Posted by Mike 350Z
This reminds me of the phrase we said in college a lot: "She sucks dick like she invented it."
btw is that you in your avatar?
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btw is that you in your avatar?
Unfortunately yes, I only posted this to make a POINT! I'm not trying to flash anyone! Besides, I have nothing to flash anyway! hahahaha I thought it was appropriate to post up since a lot of people here might think I'm and EVIL WOMAN! And I love shirts with funny sayings! hehe
#150
Drive FAst and Swirve
This honestly has been one of the most entertaining/somewhat educational lol threads in a while
.....keep that shit coming....and props to nightwalker for telling it how it is with a bunch of leghumpers around
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#151
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by [url="#"
TSX[/url] Nightwalker]I was just merely trying to point out some truths! Just looking out for your sake! I mean, if you have no idea what a real bj is then it's my duty as a woman to tell you if you're getting it done the right way! =p
"....any woman who goes out of her way to outdo another woman that blew me like the ones I've had...is my kind of gal! At least for a night!"
That comment right there is why you're not my type! haha I think it's a bit judgemental and presumptuous of you to peg me in that light but hey, this is a pretty judgemental group so I can understand! I'm sure the ladies you've been with are classy, but I think it's kind of harsh for someone to pin point someone else because of stating some basic truths! I'm not a one night type of girl! Like I said, I'm not a whore....I just know how to please a man!
And just because I'm very opinionated doesn't make me a b*tch either! So, make sure you can differentiate those characteristics because you can easily miss out on a good woman when you make those assumptions! ![Thumbs Up](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif)
"....any woman who goes out of her way to outdo another woman that blew me like the ones I've had...is my kind of gal! At least for a night!"
That comment right there is why you're not my type! haha I think it's a bit judgemental and presumptuous of you to peg me in that light but hey, this is a pretty judgemental group so I can understand! I'm sure the ladies you've been with are classy, but I think it's kind of harsh for someone to pin point someone else because of stating some basic truths! I'm not a one night type of girl! Like I said, I'm not a whore....I just know how to please a man!
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1) My comment was meant to be a compliment. I will explain. It takes gall for a woman to come on here and strut her stuff amongst men the way you did earlier. That's the kind of woman I like! I told you that. I don't think you are a freak. But I do think you are freaky! I don't know you well enough to label you a whore, so I wouldn't think of stepping to you like that. Besides Nightie, I'm a big picture type of dude. I see the way you express yourself, and the way you like to have fun. I think you are intelligent and can articulate what you haveto say. I told you that I love pro-active and aggressive women. Confidence is a turn-on! I told you some good stories, and for the record I think they are more hardcore than yours haha (but 'm loving your skills and I do think you will try to suck the skin off my dick if given the chance!), because they were impromptu! She had no idea I was going to get a candy bar. I just did it, and she did me on the fly! I don't think many people here receive joy from an Almond Joy on their lunch break in the parking lot of their job on the regular. So it added to the moment. Now given time, and a planned session, I have had some serious fun. Bar none! But back to you sugar...I love confidence, so for you to say:
Of course, I would never divulge my secrets to an AMAZING bj, but I bet I would be able to blow your female friend out of the waters! hahahahaha She'll be teaching BEGINNER classes while I'll be teaching INTERMEDIATE!
2) This whole arena we were in, and conversation, was about sex. At least I thought so. I never divulged info about me from a personal standpoint or my views on women in general. Not even about you prior to the one you quoted previously from me...so how did you formulate the opinion that I wasn't your type? And since the reference was to making a movie, I thought, originally, that you were talking about my fuck game! LOL! I was like how do you know? But then you said the quoted comment above was why I wasn't your type. Well, prior to that comment was when you said I wasn't your type, so that couldn't be right. And I didn't say anything about that type of thing earlier, so where did that come from? It must have come from a pre-disposed, or pre-meditated thought. You know, of the way guys on here are, and if I was talking about fucking so much, I am probably the same? I'm asking that because I said nothing to that effect earlier. So you had to jump the gun on that one, as you don't like others to do to you. See what I mean? And in truth, the meaning behind what I said, was not even the meaning you mistook it for when you read it (explained in #1). But because of where you read it (D&R), you assumed I was thinking like the rest. Nope, nothing could have been further from the truth. Like I said in #1 above, I look at the big picture and the way you talk and handle yourself. I keep things in perspective. You should too sugar...you never know when you might miss out on something special being that way! (A sexy ass, serious dick sucker of a chick in D&R said something like that to me earlier...)
![Chuckle](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/chuckle.gif)
Oh yeah, and for the record, if you fuck anything like your words say, love to laugh and talk shit for real...I am your type, because I would wax that ass like Rain-Dance and then fix YOU a sandwich!!! You couldn't fix me one because you would be catching what little breath I left your crazy ass!!!
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#153
Originally Posted by darksom1
LOL...Nightie...I think you are thinking too much on a "general" perspective when you are reading my comment. As I said in another post, I have no problem lending clarity. First I'm going to tell you why I wasn't being judgemental and YOU misunderstood me, and then I'm going to tell you how you were being judgemental towards me. Just know as you read it that we are still cooler than the other side of the pillow...
1) My comment was meant to be a compliment. I will explain. It takes gall for a woman to come on here and strut her stuff amongst men the way you did earlier. That's the kind of woman I like! I told you that. I don't think you are a freak. But I do think you are freaky! I don't know you well enough to label you a whore, so I wouldn't think of stepping to you like that. Besides Nightie, I'm a big picture type of dude. I see the way you express yourself, and the way you like to have fun. I think you are intelligent and can articulate what you haveto say. I told you that I love pro-active and aggressive women. Confidence is a turn-on! I told you some good stories, and for the record I think they are more hardcore than yours haha (but 'm loving your skills and I do think you will try to suck the skin off my dick if given the chance!), because they were impromptu! She had no idea I was going to get a candy bar. I just did it, and she did me on the fly! I don't think many people here receive joy from an Almond Joy on their lunch break in the parking lot of their job on the regular. So it added to the moment. Now given time, and a planned session, I have had some serious fun. Bar none! But back to you sugar...I love confidence, so for you to say:
That was a serious turn-on! I love the idea of a woman saying that ain't shit! Let me show you what's up! You feel me? Especially after I KNOW I've been with some smokers! LOL! If I could experience it for a relationship, cool, but if I could only have that outing for a night - I'm there! Had nothing to do with implying you are a whore though. I think because of the climate we were in (forum) you mistook me to be just another dude wanting to fuck you and treat you like a slut. Yes and no. I definitely would love the workout, and I would want you to be slutty, but I would not think you were a slut afterwards. Not sure of the guys you are used to talking to casually, but I have two female friends who could tell you that this is how I get down, without taking anything out of context. We talk like this ALL the time! You are still that movie-buff, silly ass, sweetheart of a girl that I asked to sit in on one of my jam sessions and talk shit with me! Hopefully we can still do that...
2) This whole arena we were in, and conversation, was about sex. At least I thought so. I never divulged info about me from a personal standpoint or my views on women in general. Not even about you prior to the one you quoted previously from me...so how did you formulate the opinion that I wasn't your type? And since the reference was to making a movie, I thought, originally, that you were talking about my fuck game! LOL! I was like how do you know? But then you said the quoted comment above was why I wasn't your type. Well, prior to that comment was when you said I wasn't your type, so that couldn't be right. And I didn't say anything about that type of thing earlier, so where did that come from? It must have come from a pre-disposed, or pre-meditated thought. You know, of the way guys on here are, and if I was talking about fucking so much, I am probably the same? I'm asking that because I said nothing to that effect earlier. So you had to jump the gun on that one, as you don't like others to do to you. See what I mean? And in truth, the meaning behind what I said, was not even the meaning you mistook it for when you read it (explained in #1). But because of where you read it (D&R), you assumed I was thinking like the rest. Nope, nothing could have been further from the truth. Like I said in #1 above, I look at the big picture and the way you talk and handle yourself. I keep things in perspective. You should too sugar...you never know when you might miss out on something special being that way! (A sexy ass, serious dick sucker of a chick in D&R said something like that to me earlier...)
Oh yeah, and for the record, if you fuck anything like your words say, love to laugh and talk shit for real...I am your type, because I would wax that ass like Rain-Dance and then fix YOU a sandwich!!! You couldn't fix me one because you would be catching what little breath I left your crazy ass!!!![Pimp](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif)
1) My comment was meant to be a compliment. I will explain. It takes gall for a woman to come on here and strut her stuff amongst men the way you did earlier. That's the kind of woman I like! I told you that. I don't think you are a freak. But I do think you are freaky! I don't know you well enough to label you a whore, so I wouldn't think of stepping to you like that. Besides Nightie, I'm a big picture type of dude. I see the way you express yourself, and the way you like to have fun. I think you are intelligent and can articulate what you haveto say. I told you that I love pro-active and aggressive women. Confidence is a turn-on! I told you some good stories, and for the record I think they are more hardcore than yours haha (but 'm loving your skills and I do think you will try to suck the skin off my dick if given the chance!), because they were impromptu! She had no idea I was going to get a candy bar. I just did it, and she did me on the fly! I don't think many people here receive joy from an Almond Joy on their lunch break in the parking lot of their job on the regular. So it added to the moment. Now given time, and a planned session, I have had some serious fun. Bar none! But back to you sugar...I love confidence, so for you to say:
That was a serious turn-on! I love the idea of a woman saying that ain't shit! Let me show you what's up! You feel me? Especially after I KNOW I've been with some smokers! LOL! If I could experience it for a relationship, cool, but if I could only have that outing for a night - I'm there! Had nothing to do with implying you are a whore though. I think because of the climate we were in (forum) you mistook me to be just another dude wanting to fuck you and treat you like a slut. Yes and no. I definitely would love the workout, and I would want you to be slutty, but I would not think you were a slut afterwards. Not sure of the guys you are used to talking to casually, but I have two female friends who could tell you that this is how I get down, without taking anything out of context. We talk like this ALL the time! You are still that movie-buff, silly ass, sweetheart of a girl that I asked to sit in on one of my jam sessions and talk shit with me! Hopefully we can still do that...
2) This whole arena we were in, and conversation, was about sex. At least I thought so. I never divulged info about me from a personal standpoint or my views on women in general. Not even about you prior to the one you quoted previously from me...so how did you formulate the opinion that I wasn't your type? And since the reference was to making a movie, I thought, originally, that you were talking about my fuck game! LOL! I was like how do you know? But then you said the quoted comment above was why I wasn't your type. Well, prior to that comment was when you said I wasn't your type, so that couldn't be right. And I didn't say anything about that type of thing earlier, so where did that come from? It must have come from a pre-disposed, or pre-meditated thought. You know, of the way guys on here are, and if I was talking about fucking so much, I am probably the same? I'm asking that because I said nothing to that effect earlier. So you had to jump the gun on that one, as you don't like others to do to you. See what I mean? And in truth, the meaning behind what I said, was not even the meaning you mistook it for when you read it (explained in #1). But because of where you read it (D&R), you assumed I was thinking like the rest. Nope, nothing could have been further from the truth. Like I said in #1 above, I look at the big picture and the way you talk and handle yourself. I keep things in perspective. You should too sugar...you never know when you might miss out on something special being that way! (A sexy ass, serious dick sucker of a chick in D&R said something like that to me earlier...)
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Oh yeah, and for the record, if you fuck anything like your words say, love to laugh and talk shit for real...I am your type, because I would wax that ass like Rain-Dance and then fix YOU a sandwich!!! You couldn't fix me one because you would be catching what little breath I left your crazy ass!!!
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Well, being in a male dominated forum it's not easy to keep a decent persona even if I can be just as sick and twisted with my humor like any guy would be! And that's how I am! I've always been considered like one of the guys with my circle of friends always busting jokes and not once have I had to defend who I was and have people think something of me from the way I talk or what I say! They respect me and take things as a joke, not a come on! But being on a forum like this it does add a little insult to someone like me being that I am a female with opinions and a very raw sense of humor! Believe me, my humor is just as sick and twisted as the next guy, but unforunately, since I don't know everyone on a personal level, I don't get the same kind of response from my REAL guy friends on these sites! haha Which is sad, but understandable! I just can't be as open to people on here w/o giving the wrong kind of impression! That's why I definitely should refrain from voicing my opinions especially about sex on this forum! haha But it's so hard since I'm so open and honest (sometimes a lil too honest) and I like to voice my opnions on whatever subject just to prove a point!
So, that's why I'm easily defensive for that reason! I mean even when it comes to subjects that have no sexual connotation, I'm perceived as a huge b*tch! And for what? For having an opinion? Everyone has an opinion be it male or female, black or white! I just get attacked more because I'm a female in a male dominated CAR FORUM! So, that's just my M.O. when it comes to saying things beyond the norm of any woman...I explain myself (maybe a little too much)! haha But necessary to some extent and like I said before, I don't really care for too much on what people think of me HERE because I don't really get much respect from people here anyway so why care what they think of me! I just wanted to help out on this part of the forum because I have always felt that I've helped my friends a lot with their relationship issues and just wanted to give a lending hand! hehe But I feel like I stepped into another zone where the alfa male is actively living and breathing and feel that any female point of view is taken with a grain of salt or no grain at all! hahahhahaha
And as far as the whole Gold Medal talk, I didn't mean any harm to your past relationships or conquests (haha)...I'm not saying that I'm better than they are, I was just trying to feel as to what was considered mind blowing in their "technique" so I can further assist you in what is actually lacking! Like I said, I'm like one of the guys so when my guy friends ask me for advice, I bust their balls about it when they tell me about their gf's/wife's/hook-ups technique in that department! So, when I tell them how it's supposed to be done...it gives me a sense that I'm helping them out in their relationships! And it's always funny to hear them say to teach a bj class! hahahahahahahaha And that's why I feel like I was ballsy to say that I can! teehee
And to be honest, I'm not really that confident, I have a complex like most women, but I don't take to the extreme though! And when I say that I give amazing bj's that to me is more like in a joking sense than anything because I'm hardly the type to be egotistical about my skillz! Shoot, EGOS are major turn offs for me, so there is no way I would be the type to think so highly of myself! Believe me, I have a hard time accepting compliments! haha But there's a time and place to accept things, and the way I voiced my skillz is just a part of that, but normally I wouldn't be shouting that on a rooftop! No guy would ever know until they're with me, so it's always a pleasant surprise to them! hehe
Btw, my middle name IS joy, so I'm sure the guys I've dated received an even greater joy!
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And as far as my saying that you're not my type it's more like...well, let me ask you this....correct me if I'm wrong, are you a chocolate brutha? haha Not saying that I'm racist or anything of that nature its just that I never really dated african american guys because they were never really attracted to me! Shoot, they loooove my cousin's (that's all they dated) but for some reason I never really had a black guy like me enough to ask me out! So, I never really got to date one and therefore I just never really thought they were my type given that experience! And since I kind got a hint of what race you might be, that's the only reason why I even said what I did! It's not because I'm being judgemental because I'm not really the type! I was just feeding off what you say and how you said it and to me, I just thought that you might be a black dude! haha And if you aren't then maybe I was being a bit judgemental and I apologize for that!
And like I said, I'm not judging you and I believe (now) that you're not judging me or viewing me a certain way, but I was just a bit thrown off by your responses towards me because you did say a few things that would peg me as just a one night stand if given that chance! So, that's the only reason why I responded the way I did!
Well, no worries....things are cleared! We're still cooler than a polar bears toenails! hahaha I really need to get going! I'm covering for another nurse in another department so I'm going to be swamped for the next two weeks and I just wanted to take this time to EXPLAIN so nothing is taken out of context! So we're cool! *daps* hahahahaha
And for the record, I'd have your head spinning and your knees into noodles!
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So, one last advice to all you guys out there! When a woman is going down on you, don't be a dead lay! Be VOCAL! Positive reinforcement with moans and groans and occasionaly dirty talk will give you the best bj of your life! Add skillz to that equation and you'll have the most AMAZING bj of your life! You can thank me later!
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jezuss woman shut the fuck up
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TSX_Nightwalker,
I think that you and darksom1's contibution to this thread have been very entertaining and that you have held your own in this thread. Keep up the good work ha, ha, hee, hee.
I think that you and darksom1's contibution to this thread have been very entertaining and that you have held your own in this thread. Keep up the good work ha, ha, hee, hee.
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I just see a lot of blah, blah....Im here for the nudes...