Crying during sex
#82
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WTF?!?! Who is this guy? And more importantly, where the hell has he been for the past year and 3000+ posts?
Stick around, darksom1 But maybe add a little more King's english to the TRUTH.
Stick around, darksom1 But maybe add a little more King's english to the TRUTH.
#83
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Originally Posted by moeronn
WTF?!?! Who is this guy? And more importantly, where the hell has he been for the past year and 3000+ posts?
Stick around, darksom1 But maybe add a little more King's english to the TRUTH.
Stick around, darksom1 But maybe add a little more King's english to the TRUTH.
Ok, to give a different version. I like pure, wild, wide-open, passionate, uninhibited sex! When I have conversations about it, you might get slang, you might get "the Queen's English"...da King is dead...but you gonna get the mofo real! Got it? Alright! Let's go!
Pull_T:
Now where the hell is that OP?
#84
Originally Posted by darksom1
Pull_T:
#85
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
#86
Originally Posted by darksom1
Hmm...I must've slept this the last time...allow me...
What you bore witness to was an unconfined mind. What you failed to understand as you approached the line of demarcation (challenging my intellect), was that I was merely enlightening AZ on my favorite pasttime of being an inveterate shit-talker! I get ebullient when I talk about P*SSY!! I can't help it. But don't sleep...I'm real with mine: Brilliant mind, that loves to rhyme, and can fuck anytime!
Ok, enough about this Poindexter bs...OP!...what happened next playa????
What you bore witness to was an unconfined mind. What you failed to understand as you approached the line of demarcation (challenging my intellect), was that I was merely enlightening AZ on my favorite pasttime of being an inveterate shit-talker! I get ebullient when I talk about P*SSY!! I can't help it. But don't sleep...I'm real with mine: Brilliant mind, that loves to rhyme, and can fuck anytime!
Ok, enough about this Poindexter bs...OP!...what happened next playa????
A true pussy poet.
Seriously, where is the OP? I hope this broad didn't chop him up and put him in the floor..
#88
Originally Posted by sasha
I can't explain it but sometimes, the pleasure is so intense and overwhelming that you just cry.
#90
Go Giants
Originally Posted by sasha
I can't explain it but sometimes, the pleasure is so intense and overwhelming that you just cry.
#91
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by Pull_T
What does it mean if they vomit during sex?
#92
is learning to moonwalk i
Originally Posted by Whiskers
Now that I know this, and my wife doesn't cry, Im going to cry during sex...
#93
Go Giants
Originally Posted by moeronn
But that's out of happiness for just getting sex.
#94
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by sasha
I can't explain it but sometimes, the pleasure is so intense and overwhelming that you just cry.
I'm telling you, the crying thing is good. But you know what I like to make them do? I like to make them sweat, fuck up their breathing so that they are laid back gasping and like shaking or rocking one of their legs back and forth - like the pussy can't breathe either or it's too hot! I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!!!
That let's me know that I hit the vulva AND the fallopian tubes!
Digging in them guts! Damn, damn, damn! True mofo excavation leaving her sexy honey-ass writhing in a state of orgasmic spasms!!
Fuck! The gf just came on! Sheeyittt...A mofo might have to make like Moses, stretch out my staff and part the Red Sea! Hahahahahaha!
What?
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Like Hootie said: Let her cry...
I'm telling you, the crying thing is good. But you know what I like to make them do? I like to make them sweat, fuck up their breathing so that they are laid back gasping and like shaking or rocking one of their legs back and forth - like the pussy can't breathe either or it's too hot! I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!!!
That let's me know that I hit the vulva AND the fallopian tubes!
Digging in them guts! Damn, damn, damn! True mofo excavation leaving her sexy honey-ass writhing in a state of orgasmic spasms!!
Fuck! The gf just came on! Sheeyittt...A mofo might have to make like Moses, stretch out my staff and part the Red Sea! Hahahahahaha!
What?
I'm telling you, the crying thing is good. But you know what I like to make them do? I like to make them sweat, fuck up their breathing so that they are laid back gasping and like shaking or rocking one of their legs back and forth - like the pussy can't breathe either or it's too hot! I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!!!
That let's me know that I hit the vulva AND the fallopian tubes!
Digging in them guts! Damn, damn, damn! True mofo excavation leaving her sexy honey-ass writhing in a state of orgasmic spasms!!
Fuck! The gf just came on! Sheeyittt...A mofo might have to make like Moses, stretch out my staff and part the Red Sea! Hahahahahaha!
What?
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Originally Posted by CLeanATL
You guys & gals should read darksom when he's extolling the virtues of NBP (black color TLs) over in the 3G forum... where do you think those 3000+ posts were??
Oh, and I only cry when I don't get sex...
#98
Originally Posted by darksom1
That let's me know that I hit the vulva AND the fallopian tubes!
#99
Originally Posted by darksom1
Like Hootie said: Let her cry...
I'm telling you, the crying thing is good. But you know what I like to make them do? I like to make them sweat, fuck up their breathing so that they are laid back gasping and like shaking or rocking one of their legs back and forth - like the pussy can't breathe either or it's too hot! I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!!!
That let's me know that I hit the vulva AND the fallopian tubes!
Digging in them guts! Damn, damn, damn! True mofo excavation leaving her sexy honey-ass writhing in a state of orgasmic spasms!!
Fuck! The gf just came on! Sheeyittt...A mofo might have to make like Moses, stretch out my staff and part the Red Sea! Hahahahahaha!
What?
I'm telling you, the crying thing is good. But you know what I like to make them do? I like to make them sweat, fuck up their breathing so that they are laid back gasping and like shaking or rocking one of their legs back and forth - like the pussy can't breathe either or it's too hot! I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!!!
That let's me know that I hit the vulva AND the fallopian tubes!
Digging in them guts! Damn, damn, damn! True mofo excavation leaving her sexy honey-ass writhing in a state of orgasmic spasms!!
Fuck! The gf just came on! Sheeyittt...A mofo might have to make like Moses, stretch out my staff and part the Red Sea! Hahahahahaha!
What?
In my delirious state I have no idea what I just read.
#101
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
You guys & gals should read darksom when he's extolling the virtues of NBP (black color TLs) over in the 3G forum... where do you think those 3000+ posts were??
Oh, and I only cry when I don't get sex...
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Originally Posted by nicholbr
my guess is "articulate" and this guy don't often collide on any level
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Originally Posted by Xpditor
Naw. I know him. He can be articulate if he wants to be. He goes both wayz.
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so i went over her house last night. i knock on the door, she opens in some lingerie and grabs me by my coat and pulls me in. she starts kissing me all over and is ripping my clothes off, not saying anything. she brings me to her bed where she has some scarves tied to the posts. she ties me up and begins to tease me orally, during which she takes a break to bite my nipples (did not like that shit) she proceeds to straddle my face and then moves to 69 position. after the 69, she rides me fast, slow, hard, soft, but always vocally expressed to the fullest extent. obviously she is a full blown freak, the kind of freak that stares in your eyes as she licks your boys.
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Originally Posted by CLeanATL
so i went over her house last night. i knock on the door, she opens in some lingerie and grabs me by my coat and pulls me in. she starts kissing me all over and is ripping my clothes off, not saying anything. she brings me to her bed where she has some scarves tied to the posts. she ties me up and begins to tease me orally, during which she takes a break to bite my nipples (did not like that shit) she proceeds to straddle my face and then moves to 69 position. after the 69, she rides me fast, slow, hard, soft, but always vocally expressed to the fullest extent. obviously she is a full blown freak, the kind of freak that stares in your eyes as she licks your boys.
Not licks your boys! Your wife or girlfriend licks your boys. A freak licks your BALLS!! Your balls, your asshole (not the whole ass - just the asshole!), and sucks ya dick up til she hiccups!! Now that's a freak!
Now when you tell this damn story again, lay that shit down real talk!!
#109
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Originally Posted by CLeanATL
so i went over her house last night. i knock on the door, she opens in some lingerie and grabs me by my coat and pulls me in. she starts kissing me all over and is ripping my clothes off, not saying anything. she brings me to her bed where she has some scarves tied to the posts. she ties me up and begins to tease me orally, during which she takes a break to bite my nipples (did not like that shit) she proceeds to straddle my face and then moves to 69 position. after the 69, she rides me fast, slow, hard, soft, but always vocally expressed to the fullest extent. obviously she is a full blown freak, the kind of freak that stares in your eyes as she licks your boys.
#111
Originally Posted by CLeanATL
so i went over her house last night. i knock on the door, she opens in some lingerie and grabs me by my coat and pulls me in. she starts kissing me all over and is ripping my clothes off, not saying anything. she brings me to her bed where she has some scarves tied to the posts. she ties me up and begins to tease me orally, during which she takes a break to bite my nipples (did not like that shit) she proceeds to straddle my face and then moves to 69 position. after the 69, she rides me fast, slow, hard, soft, but always vocally expressed to the fullest extent. obviously she is a full blown freak, the kind of freak that stares in your eyes as she licks your boys.
yes, def a keeper
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Originally Posted by CLeanATL
so i went over her house last night. i knock on the door, she opens in some lingerie and grabs me by my coat and pulls me in. she starts kissing me all over and is ripping my clothes off, not saying anything. she brings me to her bed where she has some scarves tied to the posts. she ties me up and begins to tease me orally, during which she takes a break to bite my nipples (did not like that shit) she proceeds to straddle my face and then moves to 69 position. after the 69, she rides me fast, slow, hard, soft, but always vocally expressed to the fullest extent. obviously she is a full blown freak, the kind of freak that stares in your eyes as she licks your boys.
#114
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by amisconception
-1 on the asshole licking
Man, I have had my asshole licked by quite a few chicks! I remember there was this one chick who would lick my asshole and just camp out down there sucking balls and dick, and then back to the asshole! I was like damn guurrlll!!! This same chick was on the phone with one of her girlfriends while she was over my condo one day and said "I don't know what it is, but I can't keep this motherfucker's dick outta my mouth!" Real talk! I was walking by taking the trash out when I overheard her! So, like the field general I am, I went outside with the trash, came right back in the house, walked up to where she was on the couch and stuck my dick in her mouth while she was on the phone! Ya heard!!! Hahahahaha!!
Same chick, I made a home movie - DA PORN! - with her. Well many really. But guess how this one started? I had the camcorder mounted on the tripod in my bedroom pointed at the door and the bed. I entered the bedroom walking backwards, while she was attempting to suck the skin off my dick while crawling on her knees, moaning and all kind of shit - while I was sipping on 3 fingers of Yack ("Cognac" Remy VSOP or 1738 - can't remember) like a straight up pimp!! Damn I got some freaky tales ya'll!!!!!
CleanATL - If you get you a freak, break it off when she start tripping. Only then and not before. This shit ain't for everybody!!
#115
darksom1 speaks the truth...don't be scared of a little assplay. It doesn't make you gay to get a little anallingus or get a finger dropped into your ass to massage your prostate.
#116
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
darksom1 speaks the truth...don't be scared of a little assplay. It doesn't make you gay to get a little anallingus or get a finger dropped into your ass to massage your prostate.
Pull_T, let 'em know dawg!!!
#117
This thread is ridiculously HILARIOUS! From a chick crying after sex to salad tossing, mayn you guys are crazy!
Unfortunately, that has not ever happened to me before and I've had pretty good lovers in the past! So, I don't know if your d*ck is made out of gold to make a girl cry like that! haha
Unfortunately, that has not ever happened to me before and I've had pretty good lovers in the past! So, I don't know if your d*ck is made out of gold to make a girl cry like that! haha
#118
Originally Posted by CLeanATL
so i went over her house last night. i knock on the door, she opens in some lingerie and grabs me by my coat and pulls me in. she starts kissing me all over and is ripping my clothes off, not saying anything. she brings me to her bed where she has some scarves tied to the posts. she ties me up and begins to tease me orally, during which she takes a break to bite my nipples (did not like that shit) she proceeds to straddle my face and then moves to 69 position. after the 69, she rides me fast, slow, hard, soft, but always vocally expressed to the fullest extent. obviously she is a full blown freak, the kind of freak that stares in your eyes as she licks your boys.
Dang, this thread is so vulgar it's making ME sound vulgar! Sorry! That was very unladylike! hehe
#119
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Originally Posted by TSX Nightwalker
Biting is not allowed around the nipple area! I mean nibbling is already going overboard! I think you would enjoy it more if she actually licked and sucked your nipples the way you men do to women! I bet you'd enjoy that better! The nipple area is one of the erogenous zones for both male and female! I'm sure you'll enjoy it more while on missionary position and she's down there lickin' and suckin' on 'em while you're pounding her at the same time! pwhahahahaha
Dang, this thread is so vulgar it's making ME sound vulgar! Sorry! That was very unladylike! hehe
Dang, this thread is so vulgar it's making ME sound vulgar! Sorry! That was very unladylike! hehe
But I have to agree and disagree with you on the nipples, as for the females. I'm a breast-man! No doubt. Ass is cool, really cool...but a nice rack will make me tear your ass up! I mean, they just increase my fun. I have had all types of female reactions with the breast area. I remember it was this one who had little or no real sensitivity in her titties. But the rest range from liking it to cumming from me sucking on them! I had this one chick who used to always get hot and bothered and say "Bite it! Bite it Ray!" when I had her nipples in my mouth! I would take a lil harder nibble at it (cuz I don't wanna fuck up the moment by hurting her), and she would say harder! I started chewing on those mofos and she would go wild! Hahaahahaha!!!! DAMN I LOVE BREASTISIS!!!!
How hard or soft do you like that done Nightwalker? Can you cum just from having that done?
I do have to admit that my biggest turn-on with the oral came from a chick who used to cum from giving me head! Fucking awesome as hell! Half my work done and I ain't even penetrate yet!!
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^^^^^ hahahaha I stayed away from this part of the forum because some men couldn't handle a woman's view! But I said, who cares....I'm not gonna stop voicing my opinions for those who can't handle what I have to say! I speak the truth dammmnit! hahahaha And unfortunately, not everyone here are adults! Just a lil FYI!
But yeah, I'm not saying that EVERYONE will get a kick at getting their nipples bitten or nibbled it definitely depends on the person! I for one wouldn't allow a guy to chew on them That's painful just saying that! haha But I do like a good foreplay! I just know that with the men I've been with they actually liked the way I played with their nipples! haha That's why I figured that if homeboy's girl would rather suck and lick as opposed to biting then I'm sure he'll enjoy that sensation! I just haven't had any complaints in the department and if anything it heightened their sensation!
Given the amount of foreplay, I'm sure I can get off w/o penetration! And that's not even having the guy go down on me either! hehe
But that's IN-TER-ES-TING! I don't think I've ever heard of a woman getting off by giving a guy head! haha
But yeah, I'm not saying that EVERYONE will get a kick at getting their nipples bitten or nibbled it definitely depends on the person! I for one wouldn't allow a guy to chew on them That's painful just saying that! haha But I do like a good foreplay! I just know that with the men I've been with they actually liked the way I played with their nipples! haha That's why I figured that if homeboy's girl would rather suck and lick as opposed to biting then I'm sure he'll enjoy that sensation! I just haven't had any complaints in the department and if anything it heightened their sensation!
Given the amount of foreplay, I'm sure I can get off w/o penetration! And that's not even having the guy go down on me either! hehe
But that's IN-TER-ES-TING! I don't think I've ever heard of a woman getting off by giving a guy head! haha