some weird shit happened last night! so i have been talking to this girl for about a month. (i am not looking for something serious) and right off the bat she starts to get a little clingy; i think nothing of it, however my friend advises me to take it slow with this one or leave it alone. so i dont really do anything sexual with her until friday morning (keep in mind i have had a few chances in the past but did not take advantage of the situation). i spend the night thursday (dont have sex) and friday morning i get a bj and some eggs and bacon. i went to work feeling great thinking i could get use to this. so i call her after work and we decide to hang out at her house for the night (last night). when i get there (8:30) she has already drank about 1/2 bottle of wine and is a bit tipsy. we get into some deep convo and i can tell she really like me. thats fine. so after a few drinks and talk we decide to watch a movie in bed. one thing leads to another and i am getting a bj. i return the favor, and then proceed to have sex. as soon as i put it in her she squeals like a pig, so i think maybe she just hasnt had sex in a while... a few minutes into it she is making the loudest possible moans, loud screaming, grabbing pillows and shoving them into her face, etc. (i am no slouch but this seemed over the top for even a porno). so i am thinking she is possibly faking or something. i start to laugh. she stops and says why are you laughing, dont laugh. as she is saying this i realize she looks like a different person, (dont ask, i dont know, the bitch just looked like someone else). i proceed, and her eyes roll into the back of her head... then she starts to cry. wtf. i stop and say "are you ok" she says "i have never been better" and pulls me back inside. i was so close by this point i just finished the job. after which i go to the restroom. pretty scared at this point. after coming out of the rr i tell her i am going up to the rooftop to smoke a cigarette (so i can call a friend and see what he thinks) she says she wants to come with me. so when we get up there i ask her what just happened. at first she acted like it was a minimal thing, then she proceeds to tell me that this has happened before (not since freshmen year in college) and that i could ask her best friend. i am still like wtf. she tells me this is a good thing, that it means she really likes me, that she is just an emotional person. i was like "sorry but i feel really uncomfortable and think i should leave" then she cries more. long story short i get my things and go.
this story REALLY dosnt explain the weirdness of this situation, i was a little drunk myself, but sobered up really quick. i can clearly remember looking into the mirror and being scared after the whole deal...

 

Did you notice blood on your penis?

 

no blood. i am positive she was not a virgin (had a few in the past).

 

I was thinking more of that time of month....

 

Sounds like this one is an emotional train wreck and capable of putting a blade in your back. Hispanic?

 

white. raised right, parents still together (good standing relationship), she's a college grad, good job, owns her condo. all the pieces were there.

 

Small penis?

 

On her or him?

 

Him...

 

wouldnt you like to know. seriously this was some weird shit. not sure how i should handle this. i am not the type to just leave and never talk to her again. besides i am working in the building across the street from her high rise all next week and she knows where i park my new car.

 

Move...

Seriously, just ask her what the story is..

 

If it were me I would go back and see if I could get it to happen again. Either way I would get out of Dodge after that.

 

well i spoke with her this morning and she said it would never be like that again, and of course that the alcohol didnt help.

 

I think this was the original Denny's grand slam.

 

 

Your making a big deal over nothing. Was it good? If so keep it as a side item. Women do some strange crap in bed. They have some strange emotions sometimes.
Only thing, make her understand your not looking for something long term. And certainly don't see her that often.

 

I've heard this before. It's nothing abnormal.

 

what the hell ? She was moaning, going crazy while you nailed her....got emotional most likely from all the pleasure and cried (which does not mean she was upset)....then AFTER GETTING LAID...your scared and leave? Christ man, you should be lucky if she lets you fuck her again...let alone having this chick tell you "it wont happen again". If i were you i'd apologize and give her another round of the hotdog.

 

I would have done the same thing and just left. That's the definition of awkward right there...

 

clearly you do not fully understand the levity of the situation. Maybe i did not do the best in explaining all that happened, but this was no normal thing. I think i was scared because this bitch seemed psycho and i definitely was not sleeping in the same bed with her after that.

 

 

just like that

 

Woman are crazy

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So was there any head spinning and/or projectile vomiting? That always gets me really hot!

 

Two words...





and

 

In all my experience with "crazy" girls, I've always known very early on via my gut that I should jump ship early.

 

i was ing soo bad. omg funny story there

 

id bail too, but not after i make her squeal again.

 

it kinda sounds like u need a woman of these sorts.

 

Not to make light of your situation but any man could really get used to starting his morning off with a BJ and some eggs and bacon. Now if she's only throw in a nice hot cream cheese covered bagel then that would be heaven

 

I say next time bring her a box of tissues and keep going

 

You fucked her well enough to give her an actual orgasm, which she likely rarely gets.

Be happy and just keep hitting it. Broads doing abnormal shit while they climax is perfectly normal.

 

You gave her the ride of her life, betta watch out though. You dont want long term, but she's already holding on.

 

Whew. I thought this was about an AZ member crying after sex. :ghey:

 

No, it's a thread about an AZ member being scared of a broad and wigging out and leaving after sex.

 

Maybe you remind her of daddy.

 

I doubt he was ever able to bring her to orgasm.

 

The daddy or the OP?

 

Dad.